<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Red Island]]></title><description><![CDATA[Frank Cervi is the creator and founder of The Red Island. Satire that hits harder than a step-dad.]]></description><link>https://www.frankcervi.com/blog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2026 08:17:08 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.frankcervi.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[C|Suite Letters: Cleanup In The Electronics Department At Target]]></title><description><![CDATA[Two college-aged co-workers engage in actions at Target that would ring the dinner bell for the HR hounds.]]></description><link>https://www.frankcervi.com/post/c-suite-letters-cleanup-in-the-electronics-department-at-target</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6acd03de276700f6e1383a15</guid><category><![CDATA[C-Suite Letters]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 16:56:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/5668a0_ced1dfbb8c02408ab328aa5cb59c5be9~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_886,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Frank Cervi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tulsa Golden Hurricane Lauren Patterson Is The Sydney Sweeney Of NCAA Women's Volleyball, We Discuss Her Cootermaxxing Skills &#38; Why Women Are The Real Perverts]]></title><description><![CDATA[Lauren Patterson from the Tulsa Golden Hurricanes has been featured for presenting her cameltoe; we also discuss proper masculine home décor and how women are perverts. ]]></description><link>https://www.frankcervi.com/post/tulsa-golden-hurricane-s-lauren-patterson-is-the-sydney-sweeney-of-ncaa-women-s-volleyball-we-discu</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6ab41116edc791f966290130</guid><category><![CDATA[Hot Volleyball Girls]]></category><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2026 14:20:07 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/5668a0_b825f12dddd947789ee40e6eed891221~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Frank Cervi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[University At Buffalo's Chloe Brown Puts Her Cootermaxxing Skills On Full Display &#38; How My 2022 Inaugural Address To NCAA Women's Volleyball Helped Grow The Sport To Record Viewership ]]></title><description><![CDATA[University at Buffalo's Chloe Brown gets noticed for her Greatness; she cootermaxxed and muffmogged her teammates without shame or regret.]]></description><link>https://www.frankcervi.com/post/university-at-buffalo-s-chloe-brown-puts-her-cootermaxxing-skills-on-full-display-how-my-2022-inau</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a975ef89c8db6195f824dfe</guid><category><![CDATA[Hot Volleyball Girls]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2026 14:25:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/5668a0_b0dd4a94a7cb4528b4593ddce9645be5~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Frank Cervi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Women Should Pay For The Date So They Can Stop FEELING Like Prostitutes ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Women should pay the bill on a dinner date because it is better for the environment, more empowering and so she doesn't feel like a hooker.]]></description><link>https://www.frankcervi.com/post/women-should-pay-for-the-date-so-they-can-stop-feeling-like-prostitutes</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a2c423d418318a8f7e20283</guid><category><![CDATA[Basic Bitch Economics]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 21:27:56 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/5668a0_76284f3e0f1647ac91a3940a27d6a8d2~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Frank Cervi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[C|Suite Letters: A Generational Fumble]]></title><description><![CDATA[a young man recalls the night he fumbled his college crush; 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She got it! 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One that might be on par with a Jurgensmeier from last year. Oh boy!]]></description><link>https://www.frankcervi.com/post/discussing-why-it-would-be-sexist-misogynistic-rude-and-abusive-to-not-notice-nicole-sargent-s-cam</link><guid isPermaLink="false">68af16eb149b6c469a64b13c</guid><category><![CDATA[Hot Volleyball Girls]]></category><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2025 17:36:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/5668a0_668350a858fa4f6abd3728f4f7eb471e~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Frank Cervi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Understanding The Mind Of A Female Teacher Predator: A Case Study On Christina Formella]]></title><description><![CDATA[After years of research, I have identified a pattern among female teacher predators that includes three main manipulation tactics they employ on their teenage victims.]]></description><link>https://www.frankcervi.com/post/understanding-the-mind-of-a-female-teacher-predator-a-case-study-on-christina-formella</link><guid isPermaLink="false">688a52ba8852a50c1a329f8b</guid><category><![CDATA[Hot For Teacher]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2025 18:36:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/5668a0_06bee7dc5a434c68929031ab01fc964b~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_738,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Frank Cervi</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Former Female Southampton PE Teacher, Bronwen James, Charged With Sex Offences Against Two Teen Girls And One Boy]]></title><description><![CDATA[A former PE teacher from the UK, Bronwen James, got caught getting physical with two female teens and a boy. 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