The Entire Western World Is Shutting Down, Beer Me



We called it here months ago in our article Uh-oh,Sum Ting Wong (the Wuhan chink disease) that the coronavirus could very well be the Black Swan that turns off the lights. People said we were 'fear mongering' and called us crazy.


I was right, beer me. Bitch.


I don't know what the best part about this coronavirus is: The fact that the stock market is getting a well deserved, shaved haircut, or, the prospect that Justin Trudeau may have the Wuhan flu!


Not likely, because the faggot-in-chief would have to be in close contact with his 'wife';have sex with her; kiss her; be a man.


Again, we can't be that lucky. Although, the world is getting coronavirus....


One of our Christmas wishes was for Justin to suffer a perforated colon (It didn't happen, shucks!)....the Wuhan flu is a good second. Will take it!


Speaking of faggots and people who need an end-of-life strategy:


People like @Michael53997936 on Twitter who had, no doubt... ran the math (not Chinese adjusted math) themselves, have experience in forecasting trends and are not a complete fucking worthless moron...


People like Michael53997936 that have a gay dolphin as their avatar were wrong and I was right. Go figure!


We are all, of course, waiting on Michael53997936 to publish his five books and unleash years of wisdom onto a webiste/blog....


Michael can now eat his own worthless words and kill himself. If I wasn't so busy, I would do it for him: Slit his fucking fat throat and bathe in his blood; skin him while he's still alive; dry said skin out in the sun; fashion a condom out of that skin to fuck his deadbeat mom with. You piece-of-worthless-fucking-shit.


Anyway, that sort of activity can be saved for when it is a true Madmax scenario. Michael has made my Madmax list of people to 'visit' during the ensuing societal chaos.


Blaming won't do a goddamn thing, however, if we should blame anyone for this historic health disaster it would be first and foremost appropriate to blame the Chinks. Seriously.


After all, every major pandemic and killer disease has come out of China/Asia. That's not "racist". Facts.


THE BLACK DEATH (1346-1353)

Death Toll: 75 – 200 million Cause: Bubonic Plague From 1346 to 1353 an outbreak of the Plague ravaged Europe, Africa, and Asia, with an estimated death toll between 75 and 200 million people. Thought to have originated in Asia, the Plague most likely jumped continents via the fleas living on the rats that so frequently lived aboard merchant ships. Ports being major urban centers at the time, were the perfect breeding ground for the rats and fleas, and thus the insidious bacterium flourished, devastating three continents in its wake.


ASIAN FLU (1956-1958)

Death Toll: 2 million Cause: Influenza Asian Flu was a pandemic outbreak of Influenza A of the H2N2 subtype, that originated in China in 1956 and lasted until 1958. In its two-year spree, Asian Flu traveled from the Chinese province of Guizhou to Singapore, Hong Kong, and the United States. Estimates for the death toll of the Asian Flu vary depending on the source, but the World Health Organization places the final tally at approximately 2 million deaths, 69,800 of those in the US alone.


Wow, ASIAN FLU has the word 'Asian' in the title! Who knew!?


SARS (2002-2003)


A viral respiratory disease of zoonotic origin caused by the SARS coronavirus (SARS-CoV). Between November 2002 and July 2003, an outbreak of SARS in southern China caused an eventual 8,098 cases, resulting in 774 deaths reported in 17 countries (9.6% fatality rate),[1] with the majority of cases in mainland China and Hong Kong.[2] No cases of SARS have been reported worldwide since 2004.[3] In late 2017, Chinese scientists traced the virus through the intermediary of civets to cave-dwelling horseshoe bats in Yunnan province.[4]



Hm...strikes me that China would be an expert in pandemics...we should take our lead from them, no?


The Chinese government knew about this virus since the beginning of December 2019; hid the true spread and numbers from their own people and more importantly the global community. Thusly, the world was not prepared and caught off guard by how serious and rapid the spread would be, given the traits of such a virus. R0 of about 6.6, incubation period of 5-14 days, survives in the air for 30-minutes, survives on surfaces for 9-days, infected are asymptomatic for weeks, you can infect others for up to 37 days, true mortality rate is around 5-6%.


The Chinks over there in backwards, commie China were playing down the number of infected couple with a fake death rate that showed mortality of 2.3 %. Now we can see the true numbers as they hit Western countries (probably still being manipulated and down played as to not cause mass panic).


Maybe you idiots will think twice about your cultural standards in-where you eat wild bat soup and baby mice; chop the heads of chickens off in the street while letting the blood and feces run into the water systems.


Woo-hoo for Wuhan, you inferior fucks deserve it.


As for the West, your governments are completely incompetent and devoid of any rational response that would be timely. Just now America has suspended flights to and from Europe. That should've been done the moment that fucking shit showed up there[Europe]. The suspension of flights was going to happen anyway, so why does everyone wait to pull the trigger!


One word: Money.


Actually, three words: Money & depopulation agenda.

Shoring up the pension system and resetting the financial mess that is the monetary system could never be this easy!


Even back in February, the U.S waited wayyy too long to shut down flights from China; Canada said they had things under-control; the risk to the public 'remains' low. Yeah, for how long you cocksuckers!?


Oh well, I guess i'll have to work from home now....this is going to be such a huge lifestyle change for an author!


Man, I really didn't prepare this contingency/fall back very well....


I know, sarcasm...never gets old.


Lets see if everyone learns a lesson from all of this (not likely). Aaron Clarey the other day wrote an article fit for Linkedin titled 'Why The Coronavirus is Better For Millennials Than College' on how this virus exposes the hypocrisy of Corporate America and the insatiable need for Boomer bosses to have you commute when you could in fact have been working from home this entire fucking time!


Like we have said before and in the above mentioned article I wrote regarding that 'Sumting Was Wong'...Ho-Lee Phuk, "The world desperately needs a kick in the ass". We need a RESET. This[coronavirus] may very well be the thing that this upside down, debt obsessed, credit ballooning, fiat bubbled, blistering piece-of-shit sphere needs to get back into line.


We live in a much different world now as opposed to life back in 1918 when the Spanish Flu killed an estimated 50 million people. We have modern travel; not horse and buggy. People can hop on a plane in one end of the world, be on the other-side in 6-12 fucking hours.


This thing has no brakes; we are beyond containment at this point. The virus will eventually burn through the entire world's population and we will have to let it shake out. Financial markets will plummet further.


As a silver lining, this virus is a blessing in disguise as it will offer HUGE discounts on stocks. A veritable fire sale is afoot and it would behoove you to have cash on the side for when this is all over. Buy when there is blood in streets; sell when things are too good to be true.


It's funny how everyone is talking about this just now, even though I brought it up months ago and nobody cared. A fart in the wind. But OH MY GOD once Tom Hanks gets the Wuhanchinkanitis, everyone seems to fucking take note!


The NBA calls'er quits for the year; everyone NOW seems to care.

The NHL just announced that it will follow in these same tracks; everyone loses their shit.


What will people do without their precious fucking sports! Oh the horror!

Your empty fucking lives will be further voided with an even larger, gaping hole than before. More Netflix binge watching, for sure.


No more concerts for all the Karens and Tinas; mine as well Cam-whore it up and make some money in order to make an effort to afford that $2 a month for those tampons that the patriarchy is making so goddamn expensive for all you Strong & Independent women out there #periodpoverty.


If you can't afford $2 a month for tampons, you mine as well go contract the coronavirus on purpose and end it all.


Like, there is no way a person could ever, in their lifetime, afford $2 a month for basic hygiene! I mean, like, there is no way in hell one would cancel their Netflix subscription and/or forwent just one Starbucks coffee a month in order to earmark such a lavish expense!


Karen needs her Netflix so she can chill with Chad. Karen needs that money for wine later when Chad pumps and dumps her ass. Karen needs that money, not for just the wine,Starbucks, her data plan, iphone payments, but for the future abortion she will need because she let Chad blast both his nuts inside of her cooter during the end credits to The Office.


Gas is so cheap now that you all can afford to drive to your internet girlfriend or boyfriends house. Oh wait, social distancing will be in effect.....


Millennials can now afford a dream vacation to three different island destinations for $130 on Spirit airlines. If you're gonna die, you mine as well die having fun! #YOLO


Hilarious. For the first time in a Millennial's life, he/she can now afford the lifestyle that they've been going into debt for all these years. It's too bad that the Western world's playground is shutting down (live entertainment, sports, non-essential retail,soon airports...) for them to enjoy all the cheap deals...


The irony!


Over in Europe, things are actually quite a bit worse than they are in the United States right now.  Just like Italy, Denmark has just locked down the entire country, and German Chancellor Angela Merkel continues to warn that 70 percent of the German population could eventually become infected


If you go look at the map that Johns Hopkins has put up, the numbers coming out of Europe right now are like something out of a science fiction movie.


The U.S. is on the exact same trajectory.


But it may take a couple of years to get to that number. This virus will take at least a year and a bit to burn through the entire population of the world.


So, hope you have Netflix and a lot of beer!




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