2 COCKS & A GLOCK: Alabama Teacher Blows Two Students Before Doing Herself




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Methodology


Our go-gurl sucked and fucked-off two teen boys, to then pull a stunning and brave act via a JFK haircut. We here do agree that her hair-doo was appalling to begin with, but c'mon. Drama-Queen Alert!


Leslie played the game the way it was not meant to be played; she DNF'd and DQ's herself too early. 100%, disrespectful.


It brings shame to the game, and it taints all the other hard work by many before her who wanted to go for greatness as a Female Sex Scandal Teacher.


This is our first Glock-sucker and it is a black mark on the ceiling for this new form of Americana; the tradition of grading female sex scandal teachers.


Since Leslie decided to forfeit going to court, we have no juicy transcripts or timeline of events. No texts, nadda.


A total feminist move. She wanted all of the attention, but none of the responsibility.


D-


Integrity


According to reports, our go-gurl was awarded the "Teacher of the Year" award at her high-school back in 2019. So, why paint the ceiling?


What are we trying to teach our kids here...that being a quitter is the right move?


B


Presentation/Looks


Leslie has no social media, no pictures and no brains.


This is not the way to becoming the greatest FTSS.


F



Overall Grade


D