The Vegas Files

Mein Kampfy Vegas Trip: Struggles of a Zero-Fucks, Author

Guten Tag, friends and especially the lurking haters out there! Today’s post is a very special one, indeed. We have a huge announcement...

Never Bring Your Kids To Las Vegas

It is almost virtually impossible to have a horrible time in paradise. I can literally lose all my money and still not be bothered by it...

Never Bring Your Entitled Girlfriend To Las Vegas

I am still going to include this observation in the upcoming entry into the Vegas Files—just got back from trip six— but this experience...

The Vegas Files: Trip Five

MOST PEOPLE GO TO LAS VEGAS in full conscience that they may leave and come home empty handed, maybe even broke. At the very worst, you...

The Vegas Files (Entry Six)

After getting completely demolished at Fremont you head on back to the main strip. This time, however, you take the Deuce instead of a...

The Vegas Files (Entry Five)

After experiencing the cab ride with Abdar (the Evel knievel of the sand land), you're just about ready to day-drink; which should've...

The Vegas Files (Entry Four)

IT'S 8 A.M. and you're hankering for some grease cakes (aka- McDonald's breakfast). Jetting down to the lobby, passing by all the...

The Vegas Files (Entry Three)

THE MOMENT YOU KNOW YOU'RE DREAMING is when you first hear the words, "Strip club, gentlemen?" come out the mouth of some slick,...

The Vegas Files (Entry Two)

THE LONGEST MOMENT in your life, as you're probably wondering about it right now, will never compare to the agony in which one suffers...

The Vegas Files (Entry One)

Going to Las Vegas started out as a new experience, a place never traveled. What started out as a one-off has now turned into something...