Mein Kampfy Vegas Vacation: Why American Women Need A Dick In Their Mouths
Literally Hitler explains why American women need a dick in their mouths.
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- Aug 28
- 6 min
Mein Kampfy Vegas Vacation: What Recession?
The struggle was real during literally Hitler's 10th trip to Las Vegas. The hardest thing to find there was a recession.
- Feb 18, 2020
- 5 min
Mein Kampfy Vegas Trip: Struggles of a Zero-Fucks, Author
Guten Tag, friends and especially the lurking haters out there! Today’s post is a very special one, indeed. We have a huge announcement...
- May 15, 2018
- 4 min
Never Bring Your Kids To Las Vegas
It is almost virtually impossible to have a horrible time in paradise. I can literally lose all my money and still not be bothered by it...
- May 14, 2018
- 5 min
Never Bring Your Entitled Girlfriend To Las Vegas
I am still going to include this observation in the upcoming entry into the Vegas Files—just got back from trip six— but this experience...
- Nov 9, 2017
- 5 min
The Vegas Files: Trip Five
MOST PEOPLE GO TO LAS VEGAS in full conscience that they may leave and come home empty handed, maybe even broke. At the very worst, you...
- May 16, 2017
- 3 min
The Vegas Files (Entry Six)
After getting completely demolished at Fremont you head on back to the main strip. This time, however, you take the Deuce instead of a...
- May 16, 2017
- 3 min
The Vegas Files (Entry Five)
After experiencing the cab ride with Abdar (the Evel knievel of the sand land), you're just about ready to day-drink; which should've...
- May 15, 2017
- 3 min
The Vegas Files (Entry Four)
IT'S 8 A.M. and you're hankering for some grease cakes (aka- McDonald's breakfast). Jetting down to the lobby, passing by all the...
- May 11, 2017
- 2 min
The Vegas Files (Entry Three)
THE MOMENT YOU KNOW YOU'RE DREAMING is when you first hear the words, "Strip club, gentlemen?" come out the mouth of some slick,...
- May 10, 2017
- 3 min
The Vegas Files (Entry Two)
THE LONGEST MOMENT in your life, as you're probably wondering about it right now, will never compare to the agony in which one suffers...
- May 9, 2017
- 3 min
The Vegas Files (Entry One)
Going to Las Vegas started out as a new experience, a place never traveled. What started out as a one-off has now turned into something...
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