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Mar 7
1 min

PunchRiot Magazine Publishes 'After School Special'

Punch Riot Magazine drops a giant load of writers in Issue # 2 Vol. 2; 'After School Special' is featured by yours truly.

Dec 9, 2020
7 min

The Kampf Is Over: 100k+ Earned In The Stock Market For 2020

Christmas came early, and so did I; Karen et al on suicide watch.

Nov 18, 2020
2 min

PunchRiot Magazine Publishes 'Suicide Suites'

My short story titled, 'Suicide Suites' has been published in PunchRiot Magazine.

Nov 8, 2020
8 min

Struggles Of A Zero-Fucks, Author: 2020 Has Been Awful, I'm 14k Shy Of Making Six-Figgys This Year!

2020 has been a struggle; I am 14k short of making 6-figures this year.

Sep 15, 2020
3 min

'The Girlfriend Experience' Has Been Featured In PunchRiot Magazine

My short fiction piece 'The Girlfriend Experience' has been published in PunchRiot Magazine.

Aug 21, 2020
3 min

FAN MAIL: A Reader Praises The Article ‘Why Your Female Boss Is An Incompetent Cunt’

A reader writes in and praises yours truly instead of his female boss.

Jun 15, 2020
1 min

A Book So Hilarious You're Laughing Even After Reading

A recent review had me thinking about how potent Uncle Nick is in its art form. To create real art, comedy, is for it to be brutally...

May 23, 2020
1 min

Published In PunchRiot Magazine

My short story 'Tyrone' has been published in PunchRiot Magazine

Dec 3, 2019
7 min

Without Obsession, Man Wouldn't Have Created EVERYTHING

The title is correct. Man creates everything important; women just consume it all. Yesterday, after we uploaded and posted one of the...

Feb 26, 2019
1 min

Uncle Nick: Penetrating Through The Canadian Charts Like A Hot Dick Through Pussy

It doesn't surprise this author the least bit to see one of his most popular characters (Nick Tyrella) slice through the Canadian reader...

Feb 17, 2019
7 min

How to Compliment A Zero-Fucks Author

Having sold thousands of books, as an author (fairly new to the scene), is an accomplishment I will gladly own. It's something that I...

Dec 26, 2018
5 min

The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part V)

It was the eve of Christmas and I had just finished eating a sandwich at this place called Chandler's; a cafe ran by two fags. I didn't...

Dec 18, 2018
7 min

The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part IV)

If you have been following along with my struggles as a zero-fucks author, you will thus know that I have been working super-duper hard...

Dec 17, 2018
3 min

The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part III)

Dedicated to all those who say the moronic words of, "Get a real job". It has been about one week into my excruciating trip down here, in...

Dec 16, 2018
9 min

The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part II)

Yesterday, I lamented in extreme detail about my struggles being a zero-fucks author. In fact, I struggled so much yesterday that I...

Dec 15, 2018
7 min

The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author

Dedicated to all those who say the moronic words of, "Get a real job". Some days I really feel like throwing it all away and going back...

Jul 9, 2018
9 min

Harry Potter, Fifty Shades Of Grey And Tradthots Represent The 'Gold Standard' Of Female Writers

Writing, like any other skill, takes time and practice. What I notice from a lot of people (not just writers) is that they give up way...

Jan 30, 2018
4 min

PSA: Why You Should NOT Read My Blog

Just like all PSA announcements, it's crazy to think that I have to explain myself and what my craft is all about. Just like how we have...

Aug 23, 2017
4 min

How to Create Stunning Pictures, Thumbnails, and Web Art Using Free Online Photoshop Sites

Since book sales are now through the roof and have started a steady-Eddie trend, I can now sit back a bit and enjoy the fruits of my...

Jan 23, 2017
3 min

Booze is the Muse

Every writer, artist, or creator has a muse. For some, that source of inspiration can come from another person; for some men, it’s a...

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