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Famous Florida karate teacher, 21, faces charges for trying to go 'below the belt' on an 11-


Original source: Heavy.com

Stephannie Figueroa, 21, faces multiple charges in connection with sending an 11-year-old student nude photos and soliciting him for sex. Figueroa is described as a “world champion” in martial arts, and teaches youth karate in Florida. She was arrested June 16 but has since been bailed out of jail. Family and friends are confident the charges will be dropped.

Orlando police arrested Figueroa for allegedly having an inappropriate relationship with an 11-year-old student. She is accused of using the social app, Kik, to solicit the student for sex and send him nude photos.

Police say she invited the boy to her 21st birthday party and told him she wanted to have sex with him.

According to police, the boy told his mother that Figueroa flirted with him and sent him more than a dozen nude pictures, including photos of her private parts. The child told police Figueroa said she “liked him” and started “making advances” towards him in February, according to the arrest affidavit.

Police say Figueroa allegedly sent the boy a message saying, “I want to have sex with you.” “OK IDC [I don’t care],” he responded.

Figueroa is described as a “world champion” in martial arts, and teaches youth karate in Florida. She was arrested June 16 but has since been bailed out of jail. Family and friends are confident the charges will be dropped.

Orlando police arrested Figueroa for allegedly having an inappropriate relationship with an 11-year-old student. She is accused of using the social app, Kik, to solicit the student for sex and send him nude photos.

Police say she invited the boy to her 21st birthday party and told him she wanted to have sex with him.

According to police, the boy told his mother that Figueroa flirted with him and sent him more than a dozen nude pictures, including photos of her private parts. The child told police Figueroa said she “liked him” and started “making advances” towards him in February, according to the arrest affidavit.

Police say Figueroa allegedly sent the boy a message saying, “I want to have sex with you.” “OK IDC [I don’t care],” he responded.

The boy said he received about 15 nude or partially nude photos of the woman, but they’re now deleted. It isn’t clear who deleted the messages, according to police.

The Orlando Sentinel reported that the child’s mother said she found inappropriate messages on her phone and called police. She said Figueroa wrote to her son that “she could not wait for another sleep over at the karate school so she could have sex with him in a hard way.”

Birthdays are special, especially for modern millennial women. It is, however, incredibly special when one turns 21 in the USA and are of legal drinking age. Our girl here, allegedly, decided to celebrate her legality with some illegal pre-teen boy sex. Usually birthday-sex is reserved for the starving suburban husband; who gets, maybe, a holiday handjibber on Christmas; aside from a birthday blow job from the Mrs.

Young women LOVE attention, Ms Figueroa just wanted more. From doing some internet sleuthing, our girl apparently has a boyfriend. Was he unavailable for her birthday to give her his 'big gift'? If so, this is all his fault for not being there in her time of need. We live in an era of vibrators, dildos, and porn. What was Stephannie supposed to do? Wax her own canoe and rough up the suspect by herself? Criminal. The public may see our girl as a delinquent pedophile, however, all I see is the need for more subsidies and programs for these horny women. I am willing to be taxed more if it means we can get these horny female teachers the help they need. Heck, I am even willing to offer my own services, and take the time out of my busy schedule, free of charge. Now that's, welfare. That's "Manning up".

It is confounding that a young and fairly attractive, successful female, would go for underage dojo dick. Have you no honor? Karate is supposed to teach progression and how to climb the latter of success by being disciplined. If biology had any say, it would have assumed that our girl would have gone for the much older, and wiser, dojo master; for his seed and sword would prove much heftier, and would fill her...skin-sheath...even more so than the tiny sickle of some 11-year old, grasshopper. You never know, though, with these millennial chicks; the vagina wants what the vagina wants, it seems. Don't judge me because: Vagina. You're a sexist and a closed-minded bigot...and so on and so forth.Well, it seems that women are better than men at one thing: Teacher Sex Scandals. Congrats.

The Report Card

Methodology: Using Kik, sleepovers, sending nudes? Full of win here. Reminds me of when I was 11. Whispering texts of: " I can't wait for another sleep over at the karate school so I can have sex with you in a hard way.” The correct response from any male would be: "OK [IDC]". That's thug. Being a karate teacher is a real, hands on kinda job. Doing take downs all day really drains you as a woman. Draining balls, is less than hard work. Even at 11, if it were me, I'd still let our girl give it the old college try. We should, as guys, always encourage women. That's just being a good feminist.Our girl here decided to master mind games and take things to another level; off those sweaty gym mats and into a kid sized sleeping bag.

A

Integrity: Being a well-known instructor and in the public eye does get stressful, and having a boyfriend can really get to a young woman (who always wants more slices of the cake) these days. Who knows? Technology, for our girl here, can either help her or destroy her. It is a ying yang of sorts.

B

Presentation/looks: Given that our girl is 21 and a millennial, her social media presence is impeccable, naturally. Judging by most of the photos, she's definitely packed a bit of weight on over the years, but that is just her Spanish heritage kicking in. Just think about all those locks, moves and slams she could put you in. My gawd. Definitely looks like she could go all Miyagi on your meat, and show you the warriors way to a good 'wax on, wax off' session.

B+

Overall Grade

B+

Case Filed

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