Freshman 15: Married Math Teacher Handed Out Blowjobs & Laptops; Banged Student 15X In Her Truck


Original story at Heavy.com


Samantha McFerrin is a 29-year-old Texas woman and former Houston area teacher who is accused of sexually assaulting two students, police say. McFerrin was charged with aggravated sexual assault on a child under the age of 14 and sexual assault of a child between the ages of 14 and 17, according to Harris County court records. She was arrested on March 3.

It's no stretch of the imagination as to why math skill levels are in such poor shape across America and the broader West: How can these poor, poor, 13 & 14 year old boys learn to use a scientific calculator when their female teacher is busy having them count the orgasms she is giving them?


How many suckjobs does it take to drain not one, but both your nuts?


We should ask Samantha. These are the real hard hitting questions that journalists need to ask. These are the details we want to know.


The 'bounce back' time for a young teen boy is exceptional. Samantha gave the 14-year-old boy 15 fuckjobs, in the back of her truck (most likely her husband's truck) which was probably paid for by her cucked husband: Her "true, best friend" and "high school sweetheart". How much do you want to bet that those 15 times were on the same day, one after the other!


15 times.


Either Samantha is really, really good at fucking, or the standards of a 14-year-old boy (likely was a virgin) are low and [He] can only compare the experience to the countless rendezvouses with his hand late at night: Thinking about fucking his math teacher in her wet, engorged pussy; cumming on those bumptious, scrumptious, and voluptuous fucking tits of hers.


What would cause Samantha, a modern woman who by all accounts from what we've been told by society as being the epitome of virtue and AMAZING, to care so much about her students that she'd go beyond the call of duty and provide each of these boys with a warm vaginal or oral hug?


Effectively relieving their sexual suffering..teaching them the ropes: 2-roper. 5-roper and how to achieve the Peter North (cumshot, legend), all elusive, 8-roper.


We here at the Red Island continue to be impressed by the dedication, passion and the try-hard attitude of these rambunctious, precocious female teachers and their undying love for hot, tangy, teen semen to quench their thirst.



The Report Card


Methodology: Samantha was eager to put on the Freshman 15 with both of her students: Fucking her 14-year old student, 15 times.


Following the standard grooming/rape handbook that is given to horny female teachers, Samantha unsurprisingly started her love story by communicating via Snapchat with her love interest(s) beginning in August 2018. Samantha would later go on the cougar prowl once again in the Fall of 2019 to seduce the other boy (13-year old) with a blowjibber; sucked his dicky like a lolly until it creamed like a sea cucumber.


Like any smart and conniving cunt, Samantha aimed to hush one of her victims by buying them a laptop. Payment for sex. Samantha is starting to look like a John. Payment to "keep the relationship quiet".


Why?


Well, big shocker, Samantha is married! Like the complete mastermind that she is, Samantha would further confide in a female student about what she was doing; more than likely confided in order to make her[the female student] jealous.


Women never grow up; they compete with all women for cock and semen, even high-schoolers.


Stunning work. A lot of time and energy went into getting those blowjobs and fuckjobs.


B+


Integrity: Married to her "high-school sweetheart" and "True, best friend" since 2014 (almost the 7-year itch). Sounds like she married another woman. Wonder if that had anything to do with seeking out those alpha-by-proxy blowjobs and 15 truckfucks?


Let's read a bit about Samantha, in her own words, from her Facebook page:


“I’m an 8th grade math teacher and deal with a crazy group of kids but love it! Coaching basketball seems to be my calling! … My family is very important to me, even if we don’t always get along. I definitely have OCD I talk all the time, but hate to talk. I’m not outgoing but love to be around people. I stress over everything. I love green sauce and margaritas! My favorite color is purple. I hate drama in my life but then again like to hear gossip. I love sleep and now greatly cherish it! One day I will live in Colorado!”

Writes like an 8th grader; fucks 8th graders. Women, the most responsible teenager in the household.


One could say from that above word salad is that Samantha has mental issues. She's a woman. Almost every sentence in that above quote contradicts itself.


"I hate drama in my life". Ok, but you fucked minors....that's drama.

"but then again like to hear gossip". Gossip is drama.

"I'm not outgoing but love to be around people". Horny nerd.

"One day I will live in Colorado!" Hey TheGreatOne, ya hear that!?


This next one, takes the cake; Samantha would eat it too.


"My family is important to me even if we don't always get along."


You see, Samantha said that her family is important to her...so it must be true because #believewomen. Gee, she sure has a strange way of showing it!


Hm, by fucking teen boys instead of her husband, it shows that Samantha cares for her hubby. Makes sense.... because if her hubby ever found out (like he has now) it would probably break his heart and crush his soul. It would be cruel to let him know about how many times her vagina was getting mushed and crushed by the bucking 14-year-old bronco.


It would be devastating if he found out that she wrapped her dick-suck-lips around that 13-year-old's throbbing cock and sucked it off until she got a warm surprise in her wide, open mouth. Like a kid trying to catch snowflakes on a cool winter's morn.


Instead, buy a laptop as a means of hush money to keep the fuckfest quiet. We must lie, betray and deceive the ones we love so that they don't get hurt: Girl logic 101.


“Happy 6 year anniversary to the craziest, funniest, most loving person I know, I know we will have many more years to remember! I love you more than anything.”


Hahahahah!


What a nice gift you gave him: A media circus, possibly VD and the taste of another man...sorry, boy's cum on your lips after binge watching Grey's Anatomy before bed.


A-





Presentation/Looks: After much deliberation and combing of Samantha's life via Facebook (modern gurls reality), I have deduced that Samantha is your typical wall-hitting, hysterically horny, regret filled chick who married (settled) for a beta whilst trying to suppress her urge for Chad cock.


She obviously failed, 15+ times.



Whenever I hear a woman opine about how wonderful it is to be married to her "best friend" and how "every night is like a fun sleepover" all that I hear is a desperate woman trying to rational-hamster her mental state, so much that it can hopefully distract her vagina long enough from getting those gushy tingles.


My thoughts are that Samantha, for 6 years, suppressed the urge for meaty dick inside her depressed pussy, culminating into one giant event for cock. Hence, trying to fuck multiple teen boys in dramatic fashion. A clit-ticking-time-bomb that seems to go-off for most women around this age of Epiphany.


Samantha presents as that quiet, horny nerd chick. Slut tell: a tongue piercing as you will see in some pictures below. I think Samantha looks better with dark hair. Her tits are nice, especially in the Robin Hood outfit.


Not the prettiest we've seen, but not the ugliest. Samantha is what you'd call an emergency fuck or a 2 AM'er. You know she'll get the job done, with enthusiasm!



Unnaturally(color) dyed hair; Slut tell.

Married to beta boob; desperately horny



You're the average of your three best friends


Former party-gurl, this picture was taken/posted on Samantha's Facebook back in 2011. Three years before marrying her beta boob. Notice how her lipstick and hair matches the others. Herd mentality. The stare and pout of a woman in heat. Those eyes, though. Those are come-fuck-me eyes; dick-suck lips.



Imagine getting a handjibber from Sam with all those bracelets on. People would think she was trying to play the tambourine between your legs!



If you're a 13-14 year old boy, getting a blowjibber by an experienced 29-year old female (with a tongue ring) would be borderline dangerous.


The mind and cock blowing experience would send even the healthiest of teens into cardiac arrest. I am surprised he lived to tell the tale. Simply stunning. This woman should be locked up. Such irresponsible behavior.




Samantha is the Robin Hood of the sexual marketplace: Always giving to the less fortunate; the struggling teen. Depraved of poon because of the classist nature of high school, the teen boy will struggle within his cohort. Along comes a 29-year old woman; along comes an equally horny teen. Coming together, literally.


A love story that should be told by Disney.


B



Overall Grade


B+





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