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An Excerpt from Uncle Nick

The following was preached while drinking heavily at a friend’s wedding...

Occurred—August 2011 (it was an open bar)

Women only fall in love once. That's why it's so important to marry a young Twenty-something who has never been in a relationship before (a tall and rare order). They love young, they love hard, and if you can get them they'll love forever. When it doesn't work out, they become broken. All of the king's horses and all of the king’s men can't put that little girl back together again. Every relationship that comes after that is just a lie. Today, most women first fall in love with Justin Bieber, or the douche-wads from One Direction (One dick ‘D’). Y'all are fucked. Modern day sexual relationships between men and women have a short lifespan on average—and quite frankly, some of the best relationships I’ve had lasted less than an hour. The real issue is that women still, for some reason, expect the 1950’s treatment and traditional commitment from men—even though hypergamy runs wild in the streets with every party-gurl and every claim of “independence”. Why would a modern man take a modern woman seriously when cuckoldry and divorce is the return on investment in today’s relationship market? The word ‘fail’ in the title of this entry refers to the failure of either genders sexual strategy. It’s a sort of an ambiguous word, because in the end, the relationship is doomed for one gender regardless as only one strategy can win. For men, the failure is becoming trapped into a sexless LTR or marriage.

For women, it is the failure to snag or turn a guy into a provider to fulfil the Beta$$ side of her hypergamy. Not all, but most women today are scandalous hussies who hop from one relationship cock to the next like some nectar-sucking honey bee—whether it’s to get free dinner dates, concert tickets, or support from a guy; the phenomenon is parasitical. Women are opportunistic in their quest for “love”. The modus-operandi or playbook that they seem to be using is akin to the one practiced by used car salesmen around this fine country of ours. They [women] essentially window dress themselves; giving you the 1950’s treatment from their side of the fence in the beginning of the relationship. Much like how a used car salesman would execute in order to sell you a ‘lemon’ [but you aren't aware that’s it’s a lemon…yet]. I say lemon because it is rare today that you will find a girl that’s worth even a sliver of your full commitment package, yet alone a couple of dates.

I also believe, that on some sort of subconscious or cerebral level, women of today understand this as well. If women truly wanted to settle down and be "marriage material" they wouldn’t waste their golden years trolling around the thoroughfare—sucking and fucking every Joe blow from this side of suburbia to the corner of a shitty 7-11; all the while expecting some Poindexter to "man-up" once their done the "party years". Why would a guy want to buy a car that has thousands upon thousands of miles on it? Same goes for women. Why would a man want a wife that has been used and abused—road hard for years, dented, and has stains all over the carpet to then buy it off the lot? So, in order for them to even be remotely successful in snagging a Beta provider, or duping some poor Poindexter into marriage in order to support them after their “party years,” they have to turn-it-on in the beginning and make the “effort”. By window dressing themselves, women act like chameleons— hoping to make it seem that they are NAWALT [aka “Not all women are like that”]. If you view the modern day relationship cycle as a standard bell-curve then the lustre and shine from the Windex usually starts to languish at around 6 months into the program (the peak of the curve). I am sure many have been through this game and playbook before, but for those who aren't aware of this re-occurring theme in their relationships, [due to being “in love,” or “pussy-whipped”] this is what happens.

In the Baiting phase [bottom of bell-curve], a woman will show off her best side in order to snag you into hitting her up for a date or meet-up. Sometimes she will go even as far as to hitting YOU up first, and ask for your digits—i.e Facebook-stalk you and thus requesting a hangout through coded hints. Everything you see during this phase is always immaculate: her behaviour, the state of her car, apartment, dick-sucking skills, cooking, cleaning etc. Through this phase, and into the Honeymoon/Grooming portion [climbing towards the peak] of the relationship, the above listed is in full mobilization—like a war machine or Ford Motor Company assembly line. Very few women cook or clean these days, but if you are to see any of these services in action it will be during this phase as the attempt to win you over/appease your ego will be immense. You’ll feel like a king. She loves you, you love her, and everything is folklore and enchanted. Ever notice how in this phase everything you say or do seems to be gold and every joke you utter is, well, utterly hilarious? Not even the most Alpha of males is on 24/7—but you seem to be, right? Ha!

Now, if you are of the Red Pill mindset you already know the game and thus are aware of the eventual crux in all relationships, so this shouldn't anger you. If you are aware of the strategies at play, and how women eventually want to secure your commitment, then you will now have come to understand that the best you will ever get in a relationship is before the 4-6 month period [it varies from girl to girl]. Also, note that it doesn't matter whether she perceives you as Alpha or Beta—women want a commitment from all, especially if they can get it from an Alpha, which is rare.

In the Beta Consolidation/Commitment phase you are the most vulnerable to her cheating or to her erratic behaviour. I would like to add that you are even more susceptible to her cheating if you decide to give her commitment in any way shape or form—whether it’d be declaring that you are her “boyfriend,” that you “love her,” or even talks of marriage. This is due to her assumption that the Beta side of her hypergamy is secured; thus her brain will start seeking Alphafux and Gina tingles [always wanting more]. Essentially, if you are Alpha, you don’t get into what most people call “relationships” nor have a “girlfriend,” but if for some reason you find yourself in one, the above is essentially how it goes.

Your best bet is to pull the cord like Jack Kevorkian at around 6 months—or whenever the demands, ultimatums, and signs of cunty behaviour begin to rear their ugly heads. Remember, once she has you committed it doesn't mean that the demands for your time, and everything your worth, stops. You can never fully satisfy a woman because they can never be fully satisfied. It’s in their nature to always want more: A bigger house, a bigger mini-van, and a larger cock because the theatre down below seems able to fit larger audiences with each passing year. They never seem to mature past the mentality of an 8 yr old on Christmas morning. You don’t owe anyone anything, not anymore.

Women are dream killers. They will always try to make you work for them so that you don’t personally succeed in life—for if you do, you might just realize that you don’t need them anymore. That’s the secret. They are always afraid you might trade them in for a hotter model, and rightfully so. Ever since the changes in divorce laws, dating culture, and societal embracement of open hypergamy having sex with someone doesn’t mean monogamy is incoming. It’s just sex, which is a mutual natural agreement between a throbbing cock and the dripping cave of Pandora. Why would you want to ruin a good thing by signing a contract that will almost ensure total servitude and have the Federal government up your ass 24/7? That’s not love, its business; and if you take a hard look at that business model it is a failing one, and risky venture with little to no benefit as a shareholder. Always have a stop-loss order in place so that you’re never, ever, stuck with a dog and holding the bag of shit while the other savvier traders walk on by in amusement.

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