High school basketball coach, Ann Kuroki,'wanted to see if authorities could catch her' and

Original Story on Heavy.com

An Idaho high school basketball coach and teacher’s assistant has been accused of sexual battery on a minor, police say.

Ann Kuroki, 26, was arrested by the Gooding Police Department on charges of sexual battery against a child 16 or 17 years of age, KMVT-TV reports.

The incidents took place between November 2017 and January 2018, KIVI-TV reports.

According to an affidavit obtained by the news station, the investigating detective wrote, “I asked Kuroki to estimate the number of times she and (the victim) were physically intimate with each other, to include kissing, and she said about fifteen times. Kuroki told me that every time (the victim) came over to her house, it was generally on a Saturday night. … Kuroki admitted that she had sexual intercourse with (the victim) at least five times and she had also bought alcohol for (him).”

According to the Times-News, police said in the court documents that the victim initially denied going to Kuroki’s house and said they had not been involved in a “sexual relationship.”

Police then obtained a search warrant for Kuroki’s house on Friday and seized three cell phones, bedding and a card with a handwritten note she had been given by the victim, the newspaper reports. The victim’s mother then told police that Kuroki had come to her house to talk about what happened.

“I have Ann with me and I am taking her to the station. She’s going to confess,” the mother texted police. Kuroki and the mother then went to the police station.

During questioning, Kuroki said she began talking with the victim over the summer when she received a “kind of flirty” message from him in July after she posted a photo on Instagram, according to court documents. When school started in August she began talking to him and what started as a typical teacher-student relationship changed when they began communicating via Google Docs as she helped edit his senior paper, Kuroki told police.

In November, Kuroki said “she started breaking down with her resolve to keep things professional with (the boy),” the detective said in the affidavit. “Kuroki stated she was nicer to him, she did not send him to the office nearly as much and they started talking more. Kuroki told me their messages became a lot flirtier.”

Police said after a night of “boozing” pretty heavy at a bar, she sent him an Instagram message and he picked her up there. They then drovea round before he took her home in an left.

She told police she was “boozing” pretty heavy one night when the boy sent her an Instagram message. She asked him to pick her up from the Sidetrack Bar.

She said they drove around for a while, and then he took her home and left. Kuroki said at school the next week things felt different and “she knew what had happened was wrong but at that point she was already ‘Two feet in,'” the Times-News reports.

Kuroki initially said she didn’t “have sex” with the boy, according to police, but said they were “messing around,” including “sexual touching,” at her house. She later confessed to police that she “had sex with the boy six times at her house,” the Times-News reports.

“Kuroki told me she had second thoughts about their relationship at this time and she broke up with him,” the detective wrote in the affidavit. Kuroki said the boy wrote her a note saying he loved her and Kuroki told police it killed her to know she “wrecked him,” according to the Times-News.

Ann Kuroki is being held on $50,000 at the Gooding County Jail on the felony child molestation charge, online records show. The 26-year-old was booked into the jail Friday night, the Gooding County Sheriff’s Office says.

The investigating detective wrote in an affidavit that “Kuroki told me a part of her just wanted to see if we could catch her,” KIVI-TV reports.

An honest slut is hard to find these days, Ann Kuroki is one of them. When you read through the details, detectives were dealing not only with one of the hottest Sex Scandal Teachers so far this year, but really, the female Jason Bourne of horny teachers. 3 burner phones = a burning desire for that teen cock.

It is what gets Ann up in the morning, ready to take on the days temptations. And, I think we can all agree with our gurl that Saturday night is always the perfect night for banging. Why? Well, Friday night is fine, but everyone is tired from the week's bullshit. Saturday is perfect because you've re-charged your batteries, had a good solid breakfast, you don't have to do your homework until Sunday (leave it last); you are all set to dig out your young teacher's glory hole and booze it up, and pump that thing like a Bakken oil well.

Police also uncovered the all important, 'love note'. We don't know what was written on said paper, but when we have a hand-written love letter involved in a TSS case, we have to consider the feelings of the parties involved. If you were the 'victim' and you banged Ms Kuroki at least 5 times....getting your dick deeply involved into some of that prime pussy, you too would feel compelled to hand write a letter; detailing how much your pistol enjoyed snugging into her cock-holster.

Given her athletic credentials, it is safe to say that Ann fucks, and probably fucks very well. Was it true love? It is hard to say. Although, when a hot chick buys YOU booze and then wants you to deep-dick her....I think it's safe to assume that the feeling was mutual.

The Report Card

Methodology: Frank Abagnale, Jr. would salute our gurl for her brazenness and show-boating in the face of officials. Acquiring 3 burner phones is some next-level shit for TSS. And for the police to take a bedding sample in as evidence, suggests that they didn't need a black light in order to see all the "evidence" of: handjibbers, blowjays, and vaginal pumping that took place at the dwelling. Laundry is a chore, especially for teen boys. Most likely, he never wanted those sheets to be washed; so that the tryst could live on, long after its demise. Now that the bedding is evidence, our 'victim' will just have to keep a mental shrine of Ann and all the dick pumping; by masturbating as the French do....to their memories.


Integrity: The fact that our gurl confessed is highly unusual/suspect in the history of female teachers sucking and fucking their students. Our gurl even went as far as to let police know that a part of her "wanted to see if they could catch me".

That type of honesty is so rare, in any modern gurl today--Slut or not as slutty. My conspiratorial thoughts suggest that, what we may be dealing with here, is a TSS spy or a plant. Could Ann actually be on the side of the law, an TSS agent provacatuer, trying to probe and test officials' protocol and detective skills in order to make sure authorities can adapt to the ever changing challenges and landscape of horny female teachers? Who knows? For all we know, our gurl could be in witness relocation, assuming another identity somewhere else in the world.


Presentation/looks: There is no denying that our gurl is a top-banana, smoke-show. Which further adds credence to my theory that Ann is a government plant, a honey-pot, or a double agent. Why? Well, why would a hot smash-piece, like Kuroki, go for teen dick instead of just picking up Chad at the bar, taking him home, and going down on his Pepsi-can penis? I am sure, if my theory is correct, that Ann is somewhere out there, perhaps in some foreign city like Helsinki, getting a good, stiff dick'n, by another 'victim'; in order to test the competency of high-school officials and authorities alike.


Award: Ann received our First Confession award for the year!

Overall Grade



#MeToo #Culture #Humor #Satire


 Copyright © 2021 Frank Cervi   All rights reserved


Terms Of Use 

The blog, podcast and books are works of fiction/entertainment. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

All views expressed on this site, podcast and books do not necessarily reflect that of the author's and website owner. All views expressed do not represent the opinions of any entity whatsoever with which the author has been, are now, or will be affiliated.

This site and its content are for an extremely mature reader keen to understanding various points of views to arrive at truth. The objective is not to hurt any sentiments or be biased in favor of or against any particular person, society, gender, creed, nation or religion. However, the truth is objective and feelings aren't facts. If your feelings get hurt, that is your problem and responsibility.

Kindly do not browse through the articles if you believe that certain kinds of content may be offensive to you. Viewing any content of the site is a conscious choice of the visitor. If you cannot understand that you, as a person, have agency and are responsible for your subjective emotions then you are a fucking moron who should not be engaging with this site and its materials.


We recommend that unless you are completely convinced, it is preferable that you do not read anything on this site. Simply close the browser window immediately and enjoy the rest of the innumerable web-pages on the internet. Don’t tell us later that we did not warn you. Again, you are an adult and hopefully not a fucking low IQ moron.

Reading this site may cause permanent changes in your thought process and ideology. It may force you to rethink your entire belief system and bring fundamental changes in your personality. Not everyone is ready for such massive transformation and hence we recommend that one better avoid the site.

Sponsored Posts

We cover a variety of topics on The Red Island, however if you would like advice, insight, or for us to cover a specific topic, you can buy a post.


This option is due to the heavy amount of requests and emails that I get, and it's difficult to keep the blog on schedule, do podcasts, craft new novels while keeping an eye on the stock market/my investments if I just answer emails all day long.

If you wish to just simply donate to the booze fund, that's great too. Just skip all these literally Hitler steps all the way down to the bottom and click that fucking button to send some cheddar biscuits (coin) my way. It's always appreciated.

To Get A Sponsored Post |


Step 1.

Simply email in with your request by explaining the question/topic you want covered clearly and in succinct fashion.

Step 2.

Your question/topic will be 'reviewed' to determine how much time and effort will be needed to provide the best response. You will then be provided an estimate via e-mail as to what it will cost to answer your question/cover a topic.

Step 3.

If you agree with the quoted price, simply make the payment by clicking the 'Donate' button below these steps using Paypal for the quoted amount agreed upon.

Step 4.

Upon confirming the funds are received your topic/question will be answered. You can either opt for a blog post or for an e-mail response only.

I officially bill out $100 per hour for my time, but in reality most of the e-mails I get can be solved/answered within a 30 min post/e-mail. For an e-mail response only I charge less due to the low-maintenance of not having to make a thumbnail or do extra formatting required on the blog.