Literally Hitler Brings Peace To Kenosha, Wisconsin, Via The Mass Genocide Of Rioters
After days of burning, looting and murdering (BLM) in Kenosha, WI, a hero emerges from the flames!
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- Aug 13, 2020
- 4 min
Tomi Lahren Hospitalized For A Shattered Hand Following Facebook Rant; Can't Give Handjobs Anymore
Tomi Lahren shatters hand from giving tirade on how 'men are trash'; unable to jerk-off her base for the foreseeable future.
- Jul 26, 2020
- 1 min
An Interview With A 'Karen' Takes A Stunning And Brave Turn
We finally got to interview a Karen. Her cunt was as big as her mouth; we didn't have snacks for her, just criticism.
- Jul 24, 2020
- 5 min
MANswer: The WNBA Is Worth-less Than The NBA; Feminist Are Baffled
Why is the WNBA worth-less than the NBA?
Good question. We have the MANswer.
- Jul 9, 2020
- 2 min
Sheryl Sandberg Reveals Her 'Deep Seeded Misogyny' By Admitting The Truth
Sheryl Sandberg, is a sexist and reveals her hatred for women by admitting the truth; blames men.
- Jul 2, 2020
- 9 min
C|Suite Letters: A Monopoly Over Dat Ass
A young man passes 'GO' and collects his girlfriend's anal virginity.
- May 18, 2020
- 1 min
1000 MILES OF SIMP: Teen Survives 30 hrs In The Mountains Of Utah For Ex-Pussy
A young man gets stuck in the mountains of Utah for 30 hrs on his way to his ex-girlfriend's, hoping to get her back.
- Apr 26, 2020
- 4 min
C|Suite Letters: Tapped Out
A young college graduate desperate to start her new career on the right foot earns a new wardrobe by putting her feet up,toward the ceiling
- Apr 10, 2020
- 12 min
COVID-idiot Mail: A Presumed Unemployed Millennial With Wi-Fi Wastes Their Time With Outrage
A Covid-idiot writes into the Red Island in a crack-fueled rage. I give him some suicidefuel, instead.
- Mar 30, 2020
- 6 min
C|Suite Letters: Yellow Fever
With all attention on the global pandemic, a young American college girl tries to gain a sliver of validation by blowing a Chinese man in NY
- Mar 23, 2020
- 8 min
TEENAGE DREAM: Teacher's Assistant, Allyssa Gustafson, Makes 14-year-Old's Fantasy A Reality
Allyssa Gustafson gives us all a taste of what it takes to make fantasy become reality. Hard work, passion and dedication...
- Mar 16, 2020
- 9 min
RIDING DIRTY: Former Female Teacher, Loryn Barclay, Admits to Sex With 17-year old; Takes Plea Deal
Loryn Barclay gets a slap on the wrist for banging a teen; we give her a slap on the ass for going after greatness..
- Mar 10, 2020
- 6 min
Freshman 15: Married Math Teacher Handed Out Blowjobs & Laptops; Banged Student 15X In Her Truck
A 29-year old Texas math teacher sucks off a 13-year old; bangs a 14-year old 15 times in her truck.
- Feb 18, 2020
- 5 min
Mein Kampfy Vegas Trip: Struggles of a Zero-Fucks, Author
Guten Tag, friends and especially the lurking haters out there! Today’s post is a very special one, indeed. We have a huge announcement...
- Feb 13, 2020
- 5 min
C|Suite Letters: She Can Do It All
C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials....
- Jan 31, 2020
- 5 min
C|Suite Letters: My Boyfriend, The Dirty Prick
C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials....
- Jan 22, 2020
- 6 min
HER STRUGGLE: South Carolina Teacher, Anna Elizabeth Jeanette Patton, 22, Banged Student
Original story at NY Post A South Carolina high school teacher was arrested after allegedly having sex with a 16-year-old student,...
- Jan 13, 2020
- 2 min
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Smell Her Pussy (Candle) & Make You Cum
Gwyneth Paltrow appears to be either the ultimate troll, twisted sicko or a ground-breaking, entrepreneurial genius. Netflix Series:The...
- Jan 10, 2020
- 4 min
Shocking News: Menopause Is Indeed, A Real Thing!
Original Story at People After Amy Schumer revealed she’s currently undergoing IVF on Instagram, Selena Gomez sent her a public message...
- Jan 9, 2020
- 9 min
The Three C's Of Combat For Women Joining The New Age Military
Last week gave everyone quite the little scare. College students were freaking out about some fine-print with regards to FAFSA: Taking...
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