Literally Hitler Brings Peace To Kenosha, Wisconsin, Via The Mass Genocide Of Rioters
After days of burning, looting and murdering (BLM) in Kenosha, WI, a hero emerges from the flames!
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- Aug 13, 2020
- 4 min
Tomi Lahren Hospitalized For A Shattered Hand Following Facebook Rant; Can't Give Handjobs Anymore
Tomi Lahren shatters hand from giving tirade on how 'men are trash'; unable to jerk-off her base for the foreseeable future.
- Jul 26, 2020
- 1 min
An Interview With A 'Karen' Takes A Stunning And Brave Turn
We finally got to interview a Karen. Her cunt was as big as her mouth; we didn't have snacks for her, just criticism.
- Jul 24, 2020
- 5 min
MANswer: The WNBA Is Worth-less Than The NBA; Feminist Are Baffled
Why is the WNBA worth-less than the NBA?
Good question. We have the MANswer.
- Jul 9, 2020
- 2 min
Sheryl Sandberg Reveals Her 'Deep Seeded Misogyny' By Admitting The Truth
Sheryl Sandberg, is a sexist and reveals her hatred for women by admitting the truth; blames men.
- Jul 2, 2020
- 9 min
C|Suite Letters: A Monopoly Over Dat Ass
A young man passes 'GO' and collects his girlfriend's anal virginity.
- May 18, 2020
- 1 min
1000 MILES OF SIMP: Teen Survives 30 hrs In The Mountains Of Utah For Ex-Pussy
A young man gets stuck in the mountains of Utah for 30 hrs on his way to his ex-girlfriend's, hoping to get her back.
- Apr 26, 2020
- 4 min
C|Suite Letters: Tapped Out
A young college graduate desperate to start her new career on the right foot earns a new wardrobe by putting her feet up,toward the ceiling
- Apr 10, 2020
- 12 min
COVID-idiot Mail: A Presumed Unemployed Millennial With Wi-Fi Wastes Their Time With Outrage
A Covid-idiot writes into the Red Island in a crack-fueled rage. I give him some suicidefuel, instead.
- Mar 30, 2020
- 6 min
C|Suite Letters: Yellow Fever
With all attention on the global pandemic, a young American college girl tries to gain a sliver of validation by blowing a Chinese man in NY
- Mar 23, 2020
- 8 min
TEENAGE DREAM: Teacher's Assistant, Allyssa Gustafson, Makes 14-year-Old's Fantasy A Reality
Allyssa Gustafson gives us all a taste of what it takes to make fantasy become reality. Hard work, passion and dedication...
- Mar 16, 2020
- 9 min
RIDING DIRTY: Former Female Teacher, Loryn Barclay, Admits to Sex With 17-year old; Takes Plea Deal
Loryn Barclay gets a slap on the wrist for banging a teen; we give her a slap on the ass for going after greatness..
- Mar 10, 2020
- 6 min
Freshman 15: Married Math Teacher Handed Out Blowjobs & Laptops; Banged Student 15X In Her Truck
A 29-year old Texas math teacher sucks off a 13-year old; bangs a 14-year old 15 times in her truck.
- Feb 18, 2020
- 5 min
Mein Kampfy Vegas Trip: Struggles of a Zero-Fucks, Author
Guten Tag, friends and especially the lurking haters out there! Today’s post is a very special one, indeed. We have a huge announcement that will surely make all of my haters out there absolutely, Führerious… Hold onto your lederhosen! Get this. We are going to Las Vegas, again, for the ninth time in five years! Scheisse! I know such a life of struggle… It shall be mein kampfy Vegas vacation; Nine Fräulein! For an entire week, we have been again, fully COMP’d at our hotel/cas
- Feb 13, 2020
- 5 min
C|Suite Letters: She Can Do It All
C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. Dear C|Suite, Being the feisty career-gurl that I am, climbing-up the company ladder was a rather easy task. Thank goodness for diversity hiring practices and our culture's in
- Jan 31, 2020
- 5 min
C|Suite Letters: My Boyfriend, The Dirty Prick
C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. My Boyfriend, The Dirty Prick C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite, I never thought the day would come, but I have finally found true happiness. As a 27-year-old woman from the San Fr
- Jan 22, 2020
- 6 min
HER STRUGGLE: South Carolina Teacher, Anna Elizabeth Jeanette Patton, 22, Banged Student
Original story at NY Post A South Carolina high school teacher was arrested after allegedly having sex with a 16-year-old student, authorities said Monday. Anna Elizabeth Jeanette Patton, 22, lured the teenager by sending several steamy messages and nude photos via text and social media over three months, between Oct. 1, 2019 and Jan. 11, according to arrests warrants from the Darlington County Sheriff’s Office. She “did knowingly communicate with the juvenile victim … throug
- Jan 13, 2020
- 2 min
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Smell Her Pussy (Candle) & Make You Cum
Gwyneth Paltrow appears to be either the ultimate troll, twisted sicko or a ground-breaking, entrepreneurial genius. Netflix Series:The goop lab with Gwyneth Paltrow is a six-episode series, guiding the deeply inquisitive viewer in an exploration of boundary-pushing wellness topics, including: psychedelics, cold therapy, female pleasure, anti-aging, energy healing and psychics. The goop lab launches on Netflix January 24, 2020. Essentially, the goop lab is the manifestation o
- Jan 10, 2020
- 4 min
Shocking News: Menopause Is Indeed, A Real Thing!
Original Story at People After Amy Schumer revealed she’s currently undergoing IVF on Instagram, Selena Gomez sent her a public message of support; scientists are currently baffled by this new illness affecting 10/10 women in their lifetime. Ask yourself this one question: Looking at the thumbnail above, whose face would you rather shoot your baby-batter at? The one that you choose, is most likely fertile. In any scenario. In this case, you have chosen the hot chick on the le
- Jan 9, 2020
- 9 min
The Three C's Of Combat For Women Joining The New Age Military
Last week gave everyone quite the little scare. College students were freaking out about some fine-print with regards to FAFSA: Taking out federal student loans and an attached clause which they[students] thought would order them to serve in the armed forces in the event of a draft! Good thing these smart and educated college kids were wrong and blew things out of proportion because the military doesn't need morons. Although, if there is a huge war, we should force college st
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