• Frank Cervi

Married Michigan Teacher, Linda Janack, Investigated For 'Running Her Own Porn Site'

Updated: Mar 16


Original Story at DailyStar

Long-serving Linda Janack has been running a site named Hot For Teachers, it is alleged.

The site's Twitter handle reads: "Highly sexual and adventurous. Teachers. 18+ only."

Parents are said to be concerned after the allegations broke out at Edgemont Elementary School in Michigan, US.

But education chiefs at the school in Van Buren Township are reportedly unsure if she has broken any rules if she is found to have run it.

It is not yet clear if Linda will be there when the school opens its doors again for the start of the year.

Linda is a reading teacher said to be held in high regard by her colleagues.

However, a series of complaints have been lodged from parents over her alleged out-of-hours hobby.

According to reports, Linda's husband confirmed to Local 4 that he and his wife have a website.

But he would not speak on whether she will continue to teach.The mother of one of Linda's students said: "My kids, when they talked about her, really liked her."She added: "But that's not OK, and I can't believe if the district knows about it they're still allowing it.""Especially with them being open about it, that's not something you should be doing when you're in the profession of being around children."The mother has threatened to pull her children out of the school if Linda continues to teach.

The economic situation is so dire in America; female teachers are now resorting to starting up their own Teacher-sex fetish websites with their husbands in order to make ends meet. As all the feminists and liberals have pointed out, income inequality, not gender inequality, predicted women's posting sexy sefies on social media. Women are competing for the few men who possess a disproportionate share of wealth. Or, in other words, women will be whores if they are allowed to be, as it is the path of least resistance!

Do what you love and the money will follow! Right?

Linda (aka Ms Beulah Ballbreaker), our gurl, is a crusader. She is showing the teaching world how well-rounded she really is as a woman and as an educator. I mean, teaching all day long, then coming home to work on your porn website; shoot a bunch of videos in where you get the bukakae pile-driver from your husband while you stick your pinky inside his little asshole; to then do it all again the next day. Talk about double-shifting!

Working long hours as a teacher to then come home and work your entrepreneurial pursuit of becoming a jerk-off symbol for your students and other deranged individuals around the globe.

Who said women are lazy!?

It seems today that we are hiring the best of the best in education: Teachers who are high achievers and shoot for the moon; seeing their husbands loads shoot at their face as well for cash and prizes. A teacher's salary these days, just doesn't cut it.

However, we have to assume that Linda wasn't the brains behind the website 'Hot For Teachers'. A name, I might add, to which is very fitting given the fact that our blog category is similar. Her husband, Scott (aka Mr. Jasper Woodcock) probably did all the tech work. Linda is just the eye-candy.

Since our gurl is a 'reading' teacher, I am willing to put money on the assumption that she writes all the scripts and directs how her husband might penetrate her; angles, positions, where he shoots his Jasper loads from his woodcock. I can see her being a real dick-tator on set. And with those tits, I wouldn't be surprised if she is fond of doing a lot of titty-fuck vids.

Our gurl, Linda and her husband describe themselves as "Teachers who love to fuck". Very poetic.

They don't seemed to be phased, or the least bit concerned about Linda's teaching career: They, "Cum online to fuck". And of course, like any budding entrepreneur, they put their personal business and goals ahead of traditional work and jobs. That's the spirit! Go hard or go home. If you are starting a business, you need to either bet big or get the fuck out of the bedroom.

And what a great idea it is. Linda can not only teach her students about script writing, direction, and anal flow, she can also provide explicitly candid sexual education (hands on if you will) and maybe some lessons on tech support and server building!

Linda, I am willing to bet, won't have a teaching job after this settles. However, what she can do is divide up her skype sessions: Half of the hour can be teaching teens in China, English; when it's half past the hour she can take her top off (slowly) and start the next lesson in Human Anatomy. After all, how will students know the art of digging pussy? Get that Patreon and Paypal ready!

The Report Card

Methodology: In all my time as a FTSS detective, I have never seen such dedication, passion if you will, for sexual education and the balls (ovaries?) to stand up to the teachers union and scream, "I have the right to earn more!" #LetLindaEarn.

A teacher, reaching around her husband, reaching out to her fans and students in order to show how far female teachers will go to put food on the table and survive as an 'oppressed' gender in today's cold and harsh Western world. So cold, that Linda's nipples get hard throughout the day; a frustrating condition and annoyance. So hard, that she has to get her husband to start a website with her; so that he can fuck the living bejesus out of that quivering womanhood. To make thy nipple turn soft. To quell thy horny hysteria. We need more funding for these teachers. They are suffering! Resorting to consensual prostitution.

A

Integrity: Linda and her Woodcock are hoping this investigation can be used as a PR stunt in order to get their website more hits. Exploiting both their teaching careers for the express purpose of promoting their website.

A+

Presentation/looks: Linda, like a lot of our gurls recently, doesn't have any pics on an Instagram account or Facebook. She has something better: Her teacher porn website. Finally, a horny female teacher that gets it! Linda is getting one of the best presentation grades (even tho her looks and youth are fading) because she has gone above and beyond the call of duty.

As you all know, I absolutely despise the lack of passion for presentation that some female sex scandal teachers have. And recently, it has been pissing this detective off as I can't do a proper and thorough investigation. Presentation is everything. Pictures tell a thousand words and give insight into the kind of FTSS you are. It lets me see the person behind all the orgasms, wet sheets, backseat blowjobs, late-night anal, and chalk board scratches.

I can't see a more appropriate way to end the summer doldrums and make ready for a new school year. Thank you Linda, for being the messed up, fucked-up and deliriously horny teacher that you are. I wish you and your husband a great time during the most critical phase in any entrepreneur's endeavors: Unemployment.

Let's just round up 68 to 69 and call it a day...

Hot For Teachers is open for business!

Three strikes and you're in....Linda

Ballerina or Beulah Ballbreaker?

A+

Personal Notes: Husband likes to be called 'Jasper Woodcock'....Linda likes to put lacquer on his wood.

Overall Grade

A

CASE CLOSED

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