• Frank Cervi

Former Cy-Fair Middle School Teacher's Aide, Hannah Siboyeh, Lost Virginity To 15-Year-Old

Updated: Mar 16


Original story at NYpost

A former middle school employee in Houston admitted losing her virginity to a 15-year-old student, saying she loved him “with all of her heart,” court documents reveal.

Hannah Parisa Siboyeh, who worked as a paraprofessional at Labay Middle School, was arrested last week after confessing to investigators that she had the illicit relationship, which she characterized as “one mistake after another,” the Houston Chronicle reported.

Siboyeh, 24, told authorities that she lost her virginity to the former student — who is now in high school — at the school during the summer of 2017 and later had sex with the teen at his house, in a park and at a hotel in Houston, according to the report.

“She admitted that she loved [the boy] with all of her heart,” court documents obtained by the newspaper show.

Police were tipped off about the relationship by an assistant principal in April. The administrator said an anonymous tipster told her about a sexual relationship between a district employee and a male student, detailing a visit to the teen’s house during which the tipster reported seeing the student and Siboyeh lying in bed together.

The informant also reported “weird noises” coming from the room while she was there, according to charging documents that reveal additional witnesses also confirmed Siboyeh and the teen were in a boyfriend-and-girlfriend-type relationship.

Around the FTSS headquarters, it is definitely the 'dog days' of summer; not because our gurl is hot AF. I mean, can you say "Whoof"? However, we don't discriminate when it comes to deranged horny female teachers. We are tolerant and accept all shapes and sizes; age too.

Our gurl's story just came across the wire. It is compelling for sure, definitely more compelling than her figure. Hannah's figure will compel you to hit the gym and drop that half-eaten bag of Doritos.

Given our gurls 'presentation' we can see why she had to go for the low-hanging fruit in order to lose that V-card status. It is no excuse, but in comparison to her other FTSS sista's (whom are young and hot), Hannah's case for illicit sex falls into some sort of rational category: What man her age or higher would want to have a go at that body pillow?

Exactly, not a lot....except for maybe a horny hormonal teen. Instead of doing the hard work (i.e hitting the treadmill and eating right), our gurl decided to take the easy way out and seek intimate solace in one of her male student's who, at the age of 15, is flushed with confusion about his body and mind.

Normally when you hear about two virgins losing their purity, you think to yourself: High-schoolers in 'wuvv'. When Hannah said "Loved with all of her heart" what that translates to in Womanese is: Loved with all of her vagina.

In this case, you had two virgins(presumably)....but one was 24. Our gurl probably felt at ease knowing that her first was too, a virgin. Although, these days, there are a lot of soy-boy virgins out there at age 24+...Hannah could've joined a sub-Reddit forum, instead of preying on the weak-er.

Again, Hannah could have used a crash course/education in 'How To Use Amazon For Sex' by buying vibrators and dildos off the internet as a substitute.

Furthermore, we all have that one neighbor on our street, or in our apartment complex, who takes 'Neighborhood Watch' to an extreme and serious level; bordering on perverseness.

Judging by the copy above, it seems that our 'tipster' was that of a nosy neighbor who has too much time on their hands. According the the DailyMail, the 'tipster' was another student; most likely was a friend of our victim. A jealous friend? Perhaps. Or, a friend concerned with the knowledge that, even our victim, can/could do better than having sex with Siboyeh.

If it weren't for this 'tipsters' assumed obsession with our gurl's movements, Hannah would still be making 'weird noises' with our victim.

Armed (presumably) with a pair of high-powered binocs and an NFL standard Parabolic microphone, our dear 'tipster'/concerned citizen did their civic duty and watched (like a True detective) our gurl through her victim's bedroom window; from an ideal vantage point. Most likely from a tree house or a convenient bush.

Nothing says, "I like how your furniture looks from your backyard" like the actions of a truly passionate private detective: Dick in one hand, camera in the other. It seems we may have a budding FTSS detective/blogger waiting in the wings.

We salute you, 'concerned' neighbor.

The Report Card

Methodology: When you are a Female Sex Scandal Teacher, you have to act and think just how a foot soldier would, in the urban city centers of Iraq; or some other terrorist riddled shit-hole in the desert.

When Hannah was transported into our victim's urban territory, she should've (like a trained SEAL) checked every window on the street;looking for movement and human shadows behind the drapes; making sure it was clear to make a move from the vehicle to the checkpoint(bedroom).

Never cross open terrain without giving the area some good recon, first. When entering a 'safe house' you should always make it safe. Hannah didn't secure the compound and instead, wanted to get straight to com-pounding dick into her beef bunker. Closing the blinds would've been a good start. The education system today in America is full of teachers with inadequate training and skills; this is one minor example.

C-

Integrity: Losing your virginity at 24, in high-school, to a teen....when you yourself are no longer a high-schooler.

A-

Presentation/looks: If you ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with Grimace? You need to ask our victim. What makes her more of a boner killer are the court pictures of her crying; probably lost the most weight in her life from shedding all of those tears.

Ah, yes...the magic of Snap filters. Like a fast food advertisement, you never get what was in the picture.

D-

Personal Notes: 'Neighborhood Watch' for the win.

Overall Grade

C-

CASE CLOSED

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