• Frank Cervi

COCKED AND HORNY: Van Horn Counselor, Meghann Wells, 30, Got A Load To The Face

Updated: Mar 16


Original story at Fox4kc.com

A now former Van Horn High School counselor has been charged in a child sex case involving a high school student. Meghann Wells, 30, faces charges of statutory sodomy, possession of child porn, furnishing pornographic material to a minor and unlawful use of a weapon in Jackson County.

According to court documents, on Feb. 28, police received a report that Wells and the victim had been sending inappropriate messages to each other.

The child, who is under the age of 17, was taken to the Child Protection Center for a forensic interview and told investigators about exchanging sexually explicit messages with Wells.

The victim also allegedly told investigators that they had sexual contact in 2018. Police contacted Wells at Van Horn High School and transported her to the station for an interview. During the interview, Wells allegedly admitted that she and the child had been “sexting” since the spring of 2018.

She also allegedly admitted to having sexual contact with the victim, court documents say.

While Wells was in custody, police allegedly found a loaded handgun in her purse, which she was carrying at the high school, police said.

Where were these armed female teachers when I was in school?

Sorta off topic, but whoever wrote the write up from the brief, is a fucking retard. What is with 'journalists' all of a sudden using the term 'allegedly' liberally and with reckless abandon.

What the fuck are you talking about? It either happened, or it didn't happen! You fuckwit!

Did our gurl admit that she and the victim had been "sexting" since the spring of 2018, or didn't she? She clearly did because you fucking air quoted the word 'sexting'. Which means that Wells, the subject, is being quoted. Hence, she said those exact fucking words, you fucking idiot!

Did the police find a loaded handgun in her purse, or didn't they? I don't know...retard, how does a police officer 'allegedly' not find something in someones purse that said subject was indeed carrying at the time!

Holy....goddamn, fucking shit this pisses me off!

Get it right. Stop pretending that this chick didn't do anything wrong. Is that it? Are we trying to allude to the audience that our gurl is not some berserk, horny female teacher who carries a loaded gun with her, because she just might moonlight as a sex surrogate/meth dealer (hooker)?

The proper way to use the word 'allegedly' would be to say that: "Wells, had been seen walking the streets at night in a skimpy outfit, carrying a gun in her purse. It has been alleged that she moonlights as a prostitute; sucks men off for money when she is not counseling students at Van Horn High School."

'Allegedly' means that the facts are not there to make a clear decision about a persons character, actions and behavior. However, there is anecdotal evidence to support the case for such a claim. Alleged means there is no proof or fact.

When a police officer finds a loaded hand gun in a suspects purse they document it; bag and tag the fucking thing; transport it to the evidence locker back at the station.

There is no 'alleging' that fact, you fucking piece-of-shit.

When police officers do a forensic interview and the suspect admits that she "sexted" the victim, there is no alleging the fact that she said that because all interviews are documented and recorded....you stupid, motherfucker.

Anyway, enough doing other peoples jobs(journalists) for them.

Let's get to the fun part: The grading.

The Report Card

Methodology: Its hard to determine what Meghann did and didn't do, because as we all know by now, it's all 'alleged' apparently.

Meghann played the standard play book: Sext, sext and sext until your love interest can't take it anymore; needs to feel the merchandise for himself. Meghann, if this whole teaching thing doesn't work out, could definitely kill it in sales.

Why not work for the NRA selling guns to teens?

Being a horny female counselor must be a tough job: You have to sit there all day and listen to your student's relationship problems with his girlfriend. All you want to do, like Meghann probably thought, is scream "I am right here for you....use me as your pump station!"

Horny female counselors, like Meghann, are literally standing right there, waiting to help other horny individuals.

It's a noble profession; a valuable skill.

It's just such a shame that in today's connected world, there is a lack of clear communication.I mean, poor Meghann had to "sext" her love interest over and over, for him to get the hint. I think it is safe to assume that both the victim and Meghann had their separate struggles.

Carrying a loaded gun to school just means that our gurl is passionate about carrying protection on her at all times. After all, you never know when a student is going to corner you in your classroom, whip-out his 'long barrel'; spray and pray all over your hot body; make you scream and moan in beautiful agony.

B+

Integrity: According to our gurl's Twitter, she is married with kids: A gun toting vixen with a clit boner for teens.

Nice. Not a threat at all!

She's allegedly, harmless. The concealed weapon reveal definitely boosted her grade, for sure.

The public may see a horny and berserk female teacher; all I can see is a teacher trying to prevent the next Columbine.

A

Presentation/looks: I absolutely hate Megs who spell their name like Meghann. Holy, fucking shit, why not just 'Megan'?

If your parents are going to be retards (just like the Fox4kc journalist) and try to be all 'out there' by spelling your name as 'Meghann', then why not just drop it to 1 'n'?

If you are going with the 'h' there is no need for 2 fucking 'n's!

It's not like our gurl is Black and from 'the hood'.

Anyway, Meghann at 30-years of age looks like that random chick at the bar, who'd have no problem sucking you off in the bathroom... if you dared her, to then have a drink with you afterwords like nothing happened.

Guys, the nose ring is always a sure-fire way to tell if she fucks. For Meghann though, she fucks everything, allegedly; even teen boys.

Remember, the giner wants what the giner wants.

No Facebook, no Instagram? Are you fucking kidding me, Meghann? What is this, amateur hour?

You are 30, goddamn years old! Where is your Instagram and Facebook! Get your shit together!

Shit, our last FTSS (Jeana Wesson) had three, fucking, videos and pics to boot!

Every aspiring FTSS now needs to step-it-up!

If you come on this show and present to yours truly, you better have at least some, fucking, pictures or I won't take your passion and zest as a Female Sex Scandal teacher, seriously.

End of discussion.

C+

Personal Notes: If I was a 17-year old boy, I too would've allegedly had a boner from seeking Mrs. Wells unique brand of counseling.

Overall Grade

B

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