OH MAMMA: ISD Teacher Kelsie Koepke, 25, 'Sent Nudies And Videos Of Herself Masturbating'


Original story at NYPost

A teacher in Texas allegedly sent a video of herself masturbating to a 15-year-old student on Snapchat from her “Momma K” username, court documents show.

Kelsie Rochelle Koepke, 25, of Katy, was fired from Paetow High School after she was accused of sending sexually explicit videos and photos of herself last May after connecting with the teen on the social media platform in October 2017 during the weeks before homecoming, KTRK reports.

The conversations between the teen and Koepke — whose usernames included “kelsie_koepke” and “Momma K” — soon took a sexual turn and she instructed the student “not to save any of their chats,” court documents obtained by the station show.

“Then, on the actual night of the homecoming event, she sent him the first set of nude photos and videos of herself,” documents state.

Koepke then allegedly sent a video of herself masturbating to the teen in May. At least one of the videos she shared with the student clearly showed her face, according to a Katy Independent School District police officer who saw the explicit footage.

When questioned by investigators, Koepke said she had mistaken the teen for someone else she previously met on a dating website. She then continued to send the teen additional images in an attempt to “keep the peace,” court documents indicate.

Koepke acknowledged that she knew the student from school, where she oversaw his lunch period. She also told investigators that she sent the videos and photos in question to a few different people, KPRC reports.

At one point, Koepke approached the student at school and said she regretted her actions, saying, “I can’t believe I did that,” according to court documents. But she continued to send more nude photos and videos of herself, authorities allege.

School officials learned of the alleged relationship from another student who “noticed a conversation on social media regarding inappropriate content” being shared between Koepke and a student, according to a letter sent home to parents by the school’s principal.

With that hairstyle, Kelsie looks like she should be speaking to a manager instead of her attorney....

Kelsie Rochelle Koepke is what you would call: A tease. As you all know by now, we have seen some spectacular, superstar female sex scandal teachers before, who've gone from sending nudes, to giving blowies, to sliz-sliding over their student's pecker, all within a matter of months.

I pulled this from the affidavit:

The description of the masturbating video reads in part, “The video then shows the screen scrolling up to the top of that conversation thread and one can see an icon/thumbnail of a video that was sent from “Momma K” dated, May 1, 2018. The icon/thumbnail depicts the fingers of a female’s right hand, whose nails are painted with pink fingernail polish, on her vagina and the middle finger of that hand is already partially inserted into the vagina. The icon/thumbnail is then selected and the video opens up full screen. What plays next is a self-taken video of a woman masturbating with her right hand, specifically, her middle finger. The woman then removes her finger from her vagina and brings it up to her mouth and begins to suck on it. One can clearly see the woman’s face in this video.”

Boy, it almost reads like a C|Suite letter. A bit too clinical, though.

The official who wrote this, either read a lot of Penthouse when he/she was younger....or is just very good at their job.

Nice description....but where are the videos!! Nobody cares about how well you described the fucking thing!

Good for you!

Kelsie's poor victim had to wait from October 2017 to May 2018, just to get a steamy Snapchat video of our gurl buff'n her muffin; polishing her pink canoe, down stream.

Sounds like a typical high school relationship to me: Full of cock-tease.

At least he got to see the fucking video...

The Report Card

Methodology: Kelsie, like any horny teacher/hunter, stalked her lust interest eating sandwiches (that his mom prepared for him) during lunch hour in the cafeteria. Like a good commando of cock, Kelsie then established communications with her target in order to set the groundwork for a future fuck; giner tingles.

For some reason, Kelsie (like the Illuminati) wanted to play the 'long game': A rookie mistake. To add to that, Kelsie then did what a typical, stupid (albeit, really horny) woman would do: She banked on this kid not sending, saving or distributing her nude photos and video of her trying to start a fire with her vagina.

Furthermore, Kelsie did what every aspiring Cam-whore would do:Showed her face on camera while she checked her oil.

A bold play in that it almost seems like our gurl wanted to get caught...or she is just that stupid...ly- horny.

Everyone, with half a brain cell, knows that a teen boy is not only going to save those photos and video(s) for future masturbatory sessions, but will indeed, show his friends. That's just science.

If one of my hot teachers from high school sent me a video of her polishing her pearl (we didn't have Snapchat, you lucky fuckers) that CD-ROM would have been locked-up, in the bedroom, inside of a vault.

I would have then promoted a 'screening' of said video (a film festival of sorts) in the garage/theater for all of my friends (BYOB). Of course, the 'film' would have been reviewed and scrutinized by the teen-male gaze: Half entertainment, half instructional/educational video for on-lookers.

Denying that she had specifically meant to send her nude selfies and muff-buffing video to the kid and that it was meant for someone else on another dating site, clearly shows how hysterically horny our gurl truly was. She was so horny for this kid, that she had apologized to him for being such a crazy whore; proceeded to then send him more nudies.

I wish more women would send men nudies in order to "keep the peace".

If that doesn't deserve and A, I don't know what does.

A

Integrity: Lied to her victim, lied to the police, lied to herself and to her vagina (it never got fucked). Having the handle of 'Momma K' for her Snapchat calls for a bonus mark, indeed.

B+

Presentation/looks: Kelsie epitomizes the reason why make-up can do wonders for women. When you take it all off, we can really see that Kelsie's facial symmetry is a bit off. Just like her.

Her nails scream: White trash.

She definitely encourages a facial finish.

That's probably how she got that lazy eye, to be honest.

Also, all the pictures I could find (she took down her social media page WAY too fast) were of her neck and above. Which means our gurl could be a potential fatty.

We don't know because Kelsie committed the cardinal sin when becoming a Female Sex Scandal teacher:Taking down your Facebook/Instagram before a proper judging can happen.

Shame on you, Kelsie!

Where is the spirit for the Game?!

What would your family think?

I am not mad...just disappointed.

Where is that left eye going, by the way?

Straight off the mugshot.

With that amount of makeup and trashiness, she would definitely partake in performing the 'amazon position' (fucking her in a hot shower/sauna) or allow you to fishhook her while smashing from behind.

With no word or reference to a husband, Kelsie is presenting:Horny single-mom/paraprofessional. She has a 6-year old daughter; a penchant for masturbating on Snapchat for teen boys.

If we are being honest, 15-year-old me would have thought Kelsie was a goddess. However, when doing facial analysis and giving her the Boner test, Kelsie is not that special.

Without the make-up on, Kelsie is just your average horny 25-year-old, who likes to show you how she diddles herself via Snapchat: A dime a dozen.

Where is the passion and where is the heart, Kelsie?

Also, where are these videos?!

B-

Personal Notes: Back in the day, student's got excited when their teacher rolled that big Panasonic TV on wheels into the classroom.

Now, you can only get excited when your hot teacher suddenly messages you on Snapchat.

Expectations certainly have changed.

Overall Grade

B+

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