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The Vegas Files: Flight Delays, Making Fun Of A Holocaust Survivor, Fooling Showgirls/hookers On The Strip, 4 Chicks/two Beds, And One Hot Flight Attendant

  • Writer: Frank Cervi
    Frank Cervi
  • 2 days ago
  • 1 min read

Updated: 2 days ago

The Vegas Files

The Strip - Photographed by Frank Cervi


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Show Notes:


  • Delayed at Detroit Airport, filled the time by flirting with a hot mom and asking an innocent question about Anne Frank to a Bossgirl writing a dissertation on the holocaust.

  • Flight attendant was an hour late; she was cute though.

  • Christmas music in November makes me suicidal.

  • Pilots getting blowjobs in the cockpit by flight attendants.

  • I have over 2,000 hours logged on Microsoft Flight Simulator; put me in coach and let me fly the fucking plane if there is an emergency.

  • Denied housekeeping for 2 days straight; probably because I am a white heterosexual male.

  • Loud Latinos at El Cortez

  • Waitresses that are never there when you need them.

  • Dumb chick at Aria pressing the 'service' button on a slot expecting a waitress to bring her drinks.

  • Vegas is a giant mirror that reflects reality and human nature back to you.

  • Messing with the showgirls on the strip.

  • Handing out 'gambling addiction' pamphlets to homeless people on the strip.

  • Making a prostitute get me a beer from the bar at Casino Royale and leading her on.

  • Four chicks, one hotel room.

  • David Blaine was awesome; the 10% of society can't even find their seats at a show.

  • The Limo driver who talked and looked like Ken Jeong from 'The Hangover'.

  • One of the hottest Delta flight attendants I'd ever seen was on-time for our flight back home.


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