The Vegas Files: An 'Accidental Suicide' At Excalibur, Hotel Room Drapes, Petty Theft, DEI Airlines And Much More...

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In This Episode:

• The gang-banger and his hookers causing a scene at a hotel in Detroit.

• Canada is depressing compared to America; American's hide their misery better.

• Getting a six-pack of Modelo Especial at the Speedy Gas station by the airport.

• The airports were a circus, a clown show; the economy is still fine.

• A group of Jews in the TSA pre-check line hear one of my best jokes.

• Our pilots on Delta were two old white guys; the plane didn't crash.

• Delta handing out snacks on the plane like they are going out of business.

• The weather man in Las Vegas has the easiest job in the world.

• An 'Accidental suicide' at the Excalibur hotel.

• Hotel room drapes are the absolute bane of my existence.

• Old ladies on the bus talking about porn stars (or pawn stars).

• The logic behind washing your hands before you piss instead of afterwards.

• The High Limit Slots at the Paris casino.

• Fathers of America shouldn't bring their hot daughters to Vegas.

• The Duty Free chick.

Intro music by Dropkick Murphys (The Boys Are Back)