Spring Break: The Week Your Current Wife Blew Out Her Vagina
Spring Break 2019: Aging American Party-Gurls, aspiring sluts, & future marriage-desperate hopefuls. If there were ever a time period where you could determine, with pin-point accuracy, when a girl's cooter transitioned from a sweet little pink pocket into a mincemeat pie, it would've been at Spring Break. When the average person looks at the stock of photos taken by media covering all of the Spring Break shenanigans down on the warm beaches of Texas, Florida, Mexico and else