Spring Break 2019: Aging American Party-Gurls, aspiring sluts, & future marriage-desperate hopefuls. If there were ever a time period where you could determine, with pin-point accuracy, when a girl's cooter transitioned from a sweet little pink pocket into a mincemeat pie, it would've been at Spring Break. When the average person looks at the stock of photos taken by media covering all of the Spring Break shenanigans down on the warm beaches of Texas, Florida, Mexico and else

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. No Longer That 'Kind' Of Girl C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: I have a confession to make: I am a 35-year-old female that has been involved in the world of prostitution for over

Indiana Jonesing C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: I never, in a million years, thought I would be writing a letter like this. But a recent expedition to the Amazon jungle spurred my inner writer and I was inclined to leave this legacy. All my life I had been looking for an adventure, and ever since I got to this godforsaken land I was feening for some action; some sort of life threatening foray that could really make a man’s nut-sack rumble and churn with excitement. They don’t

Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires C|Suite Letters Dear C-Suite: I never thought that something like this would happen to me, but here I am, writing to the magazine. Before I go any further, I just wanted to say that I have read and enjoyed the letters in the C|Suite Forum section for many months now. I must admit that, until now, I had always thought they were made up by twisted fetish fanatics; who’s sexual fantasies could only come true on paper. It just seemed too much of

The real issue that we here, on the Red Island, take with normies, dude-bro’s, and basic-bitches is that all the information is out there ( on this new, mysterious thing called the 'internet'), on how NOT to fuck up. There are books, articles, economic formulas, experts, authors who don't just write and publish their findings for fun and "something to do". Yet, the average person would rather watch Dancing with the Stars, buy their new iPhone, work themselves to death for no

The following is an excerpt from the erotic memoirs of Chad Swagger. Slated for a full release in 2017. No Jack’n-It Required Magic needed to happen on this night of all nights, I was in the midst of a dry spell; I hadn’t banged or fingerblasted a woman’s chick parts in…days. My daily lust was now flowing into my nights; I was on the verge of frenzy. My balls were as swole as my biceps, not good. Tonight though, I’ve done the impossible. I have interacted with a human female,