Chad Supply: A Band For The Cock-Carousel


Air Supply was an Australian soft rock duo de jure which started back in the mid-70's; who pumped out mushy hit, after hit, becoming yesteryears, pioneer panty-moisteners.

Today, with the condition of modern women, a band like Air Supply wouldn't fly. Chad Supply would be the ultimate band of lust for today's entitled, promiscuous, and hedonistic horny women. Whereas Air Supply soothed our ears with songs about monogamy, love and to cherish thy bosum, Chad Supply will sing, serenade, and cater to the opposite: A woman's carnal and primal thoughts. Instead of singing for thy heart of a woman, Chad Supply will sing to her Vagina. A band to create a NuWave... of gina tingles.

As more and more women today choose to ride the cock-carousel, they will need music to play through the speakers as they do so. What better band could there be than Chad Supply? They will be pushed hard onto women, filling the lonely void that is the result from decades of eroding male masculinity.

Chad Supply will be licensed and sponsored, not by Pepsi or Coke, but by vibrator/dildo manufacturers and also, kitty litter producers. What better way is there for a modern woman to spend an evening than with a case of wine, her Hitachi, some cats and Chad Supply in her ear?

Enjoying such great hits as:

Here I Cum

Lost In Cum

All Out of Batteries

Even Anal Is Better

The Power Of Your Vibrator

Having Cum'd From Nothing At All

Every Chad In The World

Sweet Wet-Dreams

Two Less Lonely Cats In Your Bedroom

I Can't Tinder Forever

Don't Throw My Condom Away

Who Will Love You Now That You're Forty

Peaches And Creamy Panties

Having You Near My Thickness

The Vanishing Facial

Do What You Do To Yourself

and many more....

Chad Supply will sell millions of albums all over the Western world. Live concerts will need riot police to quell the stage-rushing that will ensue. Women will lose their minds; their skirts and their underwear for this NuWave synth-pop duo from California. Every year, more and more young women re-populate the Cock-Carousel genre. As long as that continues, Chad Supply will be there to supply the whisper, the love, and to fill the lonely voids.

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