Former Teaching Assistant, Allyssa Gustafson, Pleads (Guilty) Horny



On today's show we dive back into the real world fantasy that Allyssa Gustafson made true to life for a 14-year old boy; she pled guilty to making him cum.





Show Notes:


Original article (Tons of pics) & Report Card on Allyssa


Intro Music | www.girl by Toy-Box


Preface| We first talk about the related article that our New Jersey agent in the field sent us via the web mail, regarding a 41-year old case of a 14-year old boy being sexually abused by not one, but two of his female teachers.


Now, if we are being honest, that story will get buried and nobody will talk about it. If it isn't about women being victimized (big money) then the mainstream media doesn't give a shit. It can only be a #MeToo story if it's a female victim.


Was he a victim? Most likely. 99% of all the female teachers who we report on are found guilty in the end. In all the #Metoo bullshit cases about 40% of them are false accusations.


Feature |


  • Allyssa had 'special needs' and 'behavioral issues' of her own.

  • Men hurt Allyssa in her past, a 14-year old boy was a safe bet, apparently.

  • Her past, present and future all revolve around the painful penis pumping and sting of Chad leaving her.

  • The 14-year old's mom needs to learn how to ask questions and vet strangers.

  • Young girls straight out of college can only teach 'how to give a blowjob'; parents need to learn how to parent.

  • We give Allyssa a medal and a trophy for accomplishing the near impossible, as a woman.

Outro music | Super-duper Man by Toy-box