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4 days ago
8 min

Ex-Kentucky Substitute Teacher, Alexandria Allen, 'raped 8th grader at a Hilton Inn'

Alexandria Allen tutored a modern day Billy Madison. "Spanish Armada"...just, God, give me the answer!

6 days ago
14 min

C|Suite Letters: Teased By The Sorority

A former frat boy laments about the time he was forced to do free labor for a sorority house full of young, hot, tight college chicks.

Jan 1
11 min

Teacher, Kate Boozer (28), 'covered classroom windows and had sex with teen student 100 + times'

In a rare occurrence, an aspiring Chad comes forward to tell his truth.

Dec 28, 2020
5 min

Special-Ed Teacher, Andee Lantz, Is Charged With Rape 'for having sex with a 16-year old student'

Another 'Special Needs' teacher does her job correctly.

Dec 20, 2020
10 min

C|Suite Magazine's Review Of 'Six Feet From Christmas' (Album), By TheGreatOne, Himself

TheGreatOne, Himself has put out the defining Christmas album of this generation, 'Six Feet From Christmas'. We've reviewed it in full.

Dec 9, 2020
7 min

The Kampf Is Over: 100k+ Earned In The Stock Market For 2020

Christmas came early, and so did I; Karen et al on suicide watch.

Dec 7, 2020
5 min

C|Suite Letters: Ho-Ho-Hoeing For A PS5

A young woman 'unselfishly' takes a dick in the ass for a PS5.

Nov 30, 2020
3 min

Mormon Students Skipped Class To Have Sex With Idaho Teacher, Amanda Steele, In Her Hot Tub

Female Teacher gave male students a difficult choice: Either stay in class, or come have sex with her. First World struggles.

Nov 28, 2020
4 min

How This #MomBoss Almost Breaks Even With Yoga & Essential Oils

Karen has a 'journey' to sell you; she swears it's not like other MLM scams.

Nov 27, 2020
7 min

Literally Hitler Keeps Adamson BBQ Open, By Doing Some BBQing Of His Own Via Commie Genocide

Adamson BBQ is closed. Don't worry, literally Hitler just opened up his own, on the same property!

Nov 23, 2020
11 min

Mother Nature, The Real Misogynist

Look at the fucking thumbnail, a man created that. You're welcome.

Nov 16, 2020
3 min

Gym Teacher, Rochelle Cressman, Raped A 14-Year Old And Threatened To Kill Herself If He Told Anyone

Gym teacher, Rochelle Cressman, raped a 14-year old boy then made terroristic threats. Oh, the drama!

Nov 9, 2020
1 min

Distracted Drivers Are Losers Who Fuck-up The Day For Superior People

People who text and drive are losers, peons; Rich people don't text and drive because they can afford to hire drivers for them.

Nov 8, 2020
8 min

Struggles Of A Zero-Fucks, Author: 2020 Has Been Awful, I'm 14k Shy Of Making Six-Figgys This Year!

2020 has been a struggle; I am 14k short of making 6-figures this year.

Oct 26, 2020
6 min

Female Florida Teacher, Kristen O'Brien, Engaged In 'under the blanket palm play' With Teen Boy

Kristen O'Brien got her muff buffed under the blankets by a teen; an awkward meeting with the mom at a Steak & Shake ensued

Oct 19, 2020
3 min

Literally Hitler Promotes His New Workout Regime, 'The Reich Way To Working Out'

Literally Hitler promotes his new workout regime, The Reich Way To Working Out!

Oct 16, 2020
4 min

Millions Of Women Incensed As Essential Oils Businesses Deemed Non-Essential

What is more worthless, essential oils, or the government telling you they are non-essential?

Oct 5, 2020
7 min

Danica Patrick Hits The Wall At 38; Takes Her Bitterness Out On Her ‘Next Boyfriend’

Apparently for Danica, the best way to recover from a break-up is to become super picky, and updatable.

Sep 27, 2020
1 min

Former Teaching Assistant, Allyssa Gustafson, Pleads (Guilty) Horny

A 24-year old former teaching assistant is guilty of treating a 14-year old boy's 'special needs'.

Sep 17, 2020
5 min

C|Suite Letters: Every Dog Has His Bone

A Wall hitting woman wants to let everyone know how much she loves her fur-baby...

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