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3 days ago
16 min

C|SUITE LETTERS: Moved To Florida, Stuck My Dick In Crazy

A young man moves to Florida, experiences the bi-polar state the way it was meant to be enjoyed.

7 days ago
7 min

Eliminating The Parasites: Stop Donating To Charity

When you pay taxes to the Government, you are literally Hitler funding your own destruction. Democracy is not the answer, genocide is.

Apr 8
14 min

Why Your Female Boss Is A Highly Caffeinated, Fascist Cunt

Your female boss believes in superstition; she thinks drinking coffee will give her super powers.

Mar 26
6 min

Married Alabama Teacher, Ashton McCluskey, Fucked Student Related To Local Police Station Worker

Ex-Roll Tide Alabama Cheerleader turned teacher gets the cuffs for banging a teen student. Was it her cousin? Let's find out!

Mar 16
18 min

The Struggles Of A Zero-Fucks-Given, Author: Fucked-Up And Made More Money Than I Said I Would.

Made another 23K last month in the stock market; Karen probably spent that much on new trinkets via a loan.

Mar 8
8 min

Her Story: A History Of Being Supported By Men

A history of men inventing things that women should've invented, in order for women to be better women.

Mar 1
12 min

C|SUITE LETTERS: A Mouthful At Midnight

Annoyed by a female acquaintance's inability to shut-up during a road trip, a young man quickly finds himself giving her a mouthful.

Feb 19
4 min

Female Substitute Teacher, Amelia Ressler, Diddled Her Delicates With A Mitten In Front Of Students

Amelia Ressler just couldn't wait to masturbate her pussy at home; instead she diddled at her desk in front of her students. Classy.

Feb 15
9 min

SLIZ-ON-SLIZ: Female Teacher & Soccer Coach, Hayley Hallmark, 'played for the other team and scored'

Another day, another horny female teacher, Hayley Hallmark, greets a 15-year old female student with sexting and heavy petting.

Feb 8
8 min

Struggles Of A Zero-Fucks-Given Author: 2021 Is Looking Even Better Than 2020

I am struggling to understand why Karen is struggling. Oh, right, it's because she is a woman.

Feb 3
8 min

C|SUITE Letters: Tender Loins

A world-class chef, who cooked for a billionaire's family, tells us his tale of how he banged the daughter.

Feb 1
4 min

GameStop Won't Stop: Boomers Are Throwing A Bitch-Fit

The Boomers on Wall Street are throwing huge dumps into their Depends; cum is shooting out of young men's cocks over their financial death.

Jan 31
4 min

Riding Dick Is The YOLO Trade For Women

To buy stocks, women first need to save money. A radical endeavor.

Jan 27
5 min

Jews On Wall Street Getting Burned On Holocaust Remembrance Day By Reddit, Pinch Me!

Reddit Traders have burned more Jews on Wall Street than anyone can remember during the Holocaust.

Jan 26
15 min

Julie Payette Is What Happens When You Put Feelz Before Realz

Julie Payette's fascist workplace doctrine is the result of a Gynocentric society that replaces meritocracy for, "Muh-Vagina!".

Jan 22
11 min

HUNG-UP ON TRUMP: Why The Vast Majority of Canadians Want to Suck Donald Trump’s Cock Off

Most Canadians are as Gay as their money, and a lot of them seem like they want to suck Trump's cock off.

Jan 11
8 min

Ex-Kentucky Substitute Teacher, Alexandria Allen, 'raped 8th grader at a Hilton Inn'

Alexandria Allen tutored a modern day Billy Madison. "Spanish Armada"...just, God, give me the answer!

Jan 10
14 min

C|Suite Letters: Teased By The Sorority

A former frat boy laments about the time he was forced to do free labor for a sorority house full of young, hot, tight college chicks.

Jan 1
11 min

Teacher, Kate Boozer (28), 'covered classroom windows and had sex with teen student 100 + times'

In a rare occurrence, an aspiring Chad comes forward to tell his truth.

Dec 28, 2020
5 min

Special-Ed Teacher, Andee Lantz, Is Charged With Rape 'for having sex with a 16-year old student'

Another 'Special Needs' teacher does her job correctly.

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