Hot Substitute Teacher, Emalee kedzierski, Solicited Teen Boy With Booze In Order To Suck His Cock
- Frank Cervi
- Sep 14, 2022
- 5 min read
Updated: Sep 21, 2022
Original story at GoErie.com
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In This Episode|
September is back-to-school season; It is also Suicide Awareness month.
We cover the sexual saga of Emalee Kedzierski and her need to give teen boys blowjobs.
Are Leftist aware they can kill themselves?
The fall of modern civilization and why female teachers are at the forefront of it.
Rants about why Leftist need to be exterminated, shot and killed preferably. No, gassed.
Why European Leftist who don't own any oil & gas stocks will freeze to death this winter and the ensuing hands-free orgasm by yours truly.
The Report Card
Methodology
Emalee played(spells her name like a child) the long game it seems with this teen boy. She apparently worked with him at McDonalds where they formed a strong bond around the deep fryer. We must remember that Emalee is but a mere decade older than her love interest. I am sure the Court will understand that love (Emalee's vagina) can't stop and won't stop.
We now pivot from flipper burgers and fries to Emalee being flipped onto her back years down the road, getting dicked down hard at her house after buying this teen student booze for his high school fun-raiser (a Chad-esq soiree). Little did he know he would be invited over for Emalee's little "box social" where she would give him cases of booze after sucking his cock clean and draining his balls like how the Biden administration does to the National Strategic Petroleum Reserve in order to gain party favors/clout.
We all know how this ends: The boy is like Putin, he wins. Everyone else loses.
Our go-girl Boss then is confronted by police. She first lies to them by saying she only let the boy into her house so she could give him cases of beer. Beer that she bought for him and his friends (to party). But then we come to understand that she eventually admitted to the police that she gave him oral (blowjibbers). Weird! What U-turn.
However, after confessing to the cock-sucking, she firmly then denies that no vigorous vaginal ventures took place, even though our victim (hero) has stated otherwise.
According to the victim, he was able to gain boyfriend privileges (penetrative, penile pumps) and access Emalee's sweet, sweet, candy cave that surely dripped with honeycomb like secretions. Our victim apparently had a very decent batting average with Emalee, stating that he pumped and punished her vag two out of the four times they had met at her place to exchange booze and bodily fluids.
B+
Integrity
Emalee is almost 30 years old and she is still hung-up on fucking 17-year olds.
When will you ladies grow-up?
Not only has our girl committed an unnecessary felony (unlike murdering President Biden), it appears that she has/had a boyfriend.
Her integrity score is going to hit the ceiling, just like that teen boy's cum right after Emalee took her mouth off of it, sensing an imminent release. You see, women are really good at sensing things...because they never shut-up about how all of them are "empaths" and are in touch with Mother earth and its people.
According to her LinkedIn (which is now gone), Emalee is also a realtor with Coldwell banker. This is a great career path if one's skillset is tilted toward sucking a lot of cock, right up their with prostitution. Apparently, on paper, it looks like Emalee enjoys the art of cocksucking and is willing to slobber on some knobs for literary any reason. She bought a teen boy hundreds of dollars worth of booze, just so that she could wrap her lips around his Coke can donger and make him fizz.
If Emalee were a stock trader, I am willing to bet she would be the type to buy high. and sell low.
B+
Presentation/Looks
Again, Emalee fails in her duty as a Female Sex scandal Teacher: She didn't leave her social media pages untouched. It's just like with that teen boy...she just had to mess with everything.
Being a FSST is of the highest honor that a female teacher could ever achieve in her worthless and unproductive life. Emalee chose to throw it all away like how that Phil Collins song goes. Need I say I love you, need I say I care...Emalee. You are dead to me right now with this shit!
Emalee, you fucking bitch. I had to spend 2 hours trying to backdoor your relatives and families Facebook accounts to find anything that was up to our standards here as far as a presentation goes. I had to contact another operator in order to share a few photos that they managed to obtain before you nuked your pages. This is fucking unacceptable if you want to go for Greatness as a FTSS!
By the looks of your FB and IG...there was literally Hitler works of art worth stealing and killing a bunch of Jews over. Why wouldn't you want to share your hot body and beautiful physic with the world, instead, you gassed all your pictures and deep-sixed them?
You are truly mentally-ill. I mean, what woman would do that? Women love attention no matter the context. What you did was so contrary to what a real woman would do, I now have to suspect that you are a tranny.
It seems like Emalee was active on her social media (facebook at least) up until 2021.
Most of the pictures seem to be dated to when she was a peak hotness (most likely her early 20's). She looks to have put on a small bit of weight in her real estate pictures, she seems to have nice big titties. I managed to find her twitter profile picture in the archives...and it is her in a purple bra in bed. Pretty big tits. Again, it is such a crying shame that Emalee is being a poor sport and loser over this charge.
Okay, so what...you raped a teen and coerced a blowjob out of him via booze...it is not the end of the world... because you are a woman.
We all know the judge is going to give you a slap on the wrist and a kiss on the forehead.
The McDicks story checks out..."would you like a blowjibber with that to go?"
They say Santa only cums once a year.
I bet Emalee could make him cum twice out of four visits..
She nuked her social media. This action is worse than Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
My Japanese readers I am sure would agree.
Jesus...just look at those dick-suck lips.
She could suck the Chrome out of a Macbook.
A bit dated...but not bad. Definitely wood(would).
She put on some weight guys, and has those SJW glasses that make it look like she is about to sink below the frame due to the weight of those frames.
Sold her soul to give a teen boy a couple blowjays and vaginal relief.
Stunning and fucking brave.
C+
General Notes/Room For Improvement:
Emalee, your presentation was indeed stunning a brave and we thankyou.
However, it does fall very short of the mark when comparing to your peer group.
You had all the chances to be great, but you chose to diddle...and daddle (that teen boy) ultimately deciding to delete your social media and all that hard work you put into attention-whoring over the years so that you could get cocks inside of you.
This is absolutely, hands-down on my dick... fucking unacceptable.
The rest of the class agrees.
Punishment should be swift and effective, fucking immediately! That is why halfway through looking at your pics I decided to give you a C. Then, when I saw how big your fucking titties got over the years, I did you a kindness and pumped that up to a C+...like your bra size.
In closing, I would absolutely accept a blowjob from you after class if you would like to apologize for this failure to launch.
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