Original Story at wfaa.com
Former Lewisville Independent School District high school teacher Alainee Simonson was arrested on Friday after being accused of crimes committed in 2022 and 2023.
The student reported the assault to authorities in September of 2024. The student, who had been 16 at the time of the alleged assault, moved into Simonson's family home after she offered him a place to stay when his uncle moved out of state for work.
The student's mother, who lives in Honduras, gave him her permission to move in with Simonson.
The 16 year old victim said that he initally, "didn't want to do it" with Simonson, but went along with it because he feared she would use his "immigration status" against him if he didn't have sex with her.
According to the affidavit, the victim alleges that he and Simonson had sex over 40 times.
The victim also alleged that Simonson sent him a nude photo of herself in which a tattoo she got of his name is visible.
Simonson admitted to authorities that she did have the victim's name tattooed on her arm, but that she never had a sexual relationship with him.
She further indicated that she had a tattoo on her arm of her other child's name.
Simonson, who worked at Killough High School, was hired on Aug. 2, 2022, and resigned on Feb. 17, 2023.
If you're a 29-year-old woman and it's extremely difficult to convince a hormonal 16-year-old teenage boy to engage in intercourse with you, it's time to hang up your hoe shoes, retire, and accept the dust that your vagina is going to collect over the next 40 years.
It's so over for Texas teacher, Alainee Simonson.
It's time to join a stamp collecting club, take up knitting, and rescue stray cats as a hobby.
There is so much to unpack with this knapsack filled with debauchery. Quite frankly, there is stupidity and blame to go around with everyone involved.
Firstly, why would you, as a mother or uncle of this boy, think it would be a great idea to let your teenage son live with a 29-year-old married female teacher? Have you guys not read my blog in the last 8 years?! Foreigners are stupid.
Secondly, if you are Alainee Simonson and you are not guilty of the above alleged crimes, why would you think it would be appropriate or a good idea to invite a teen boy (one of your students) into your home to live with you? Shut up, because I can answer that one for not just Alainee but for any other woman out there: It's because you are stupid and lack foresight and self-awareness. Again, have you not read my blog before?
Let's just assume for a sliver of a moment that Alainee is innocent (unlikely) and didn't have sex with this teen 40 times. Inviting a 16-year-old boy to room with you opens you up to liability and exposes you to a situation where people could assume you are a deviant or question the relationship. Which brings us to my next and final point.
Thirdly, Alainee didn't just invite any teen boy into her home, she invited a foreigner.
A black teen from Honduras. His parents and uncle (where is the father?) are more than likely illegal aliens. People from these third world countries are notorious for scams and blackmail. Who is to say that they set Alainee up, asked her to take the boy into her home and then told their son to blackmail her by saying she raped him?
Or, the sex actually did happen, the boy 'came on' to Simonson (and came on her, too), and knowing liberal white women, Alainee couldn't resist taboo sex with a black teen. Thus, the boy told his mom, and they used it for blackmail.
This, of course, would all have to be proven in court, and the burden of proof resides on the defendant, Alainee, and it is going to be very hard to prove if this is the case. Our girl sent nudes to the boy and got a tattoo of his name on her body.
It looks like Alainee was the one who offered the boy residency. She would have to prove that the mom or uncle of the boy begged her to let the boy stay at her home. Either way, it doesn't look good, especially if the boy has the nudies.
Alainee Simonson does fit the profile of your typical female teacher who has sex with teen boys, her students. She is a white (liberal) woman in her late twenties to early thirties, who is recently married and has kids.
Through my research I also found that Alainee is also an "author" and was active on social media before all of this, promoting her Tiktok and Instagram pages regarding her love affair with books, writing and reading.
She had a TikTok called Lainee's Library, which has been recently scrubbed; her Instagram page for that is still up, though. All of her other personal social media on Facebook and X have also been deleted for good.
Alainee Simonson used to be an English teacher at Killough High School in Texas. It's amusing to consider why none of the English teachers I know have ever published their own novels. You'd expect someone proficient in the language to have written numerous novels. Every female English teacher I've encountered seemed skilled at only one thing: being a strict grammarian [grammar Nazi] and critiquing my work or that of others.
How is it that I have a successful website, blog, and have also written and published 5 novels?
I am A better Writer Than Alainee Simonson, Because I'm A Man
Alainee, like many female teachers, has not produced an extensive body of work; there are no novels, no blog with over 500 articles, or books exceeding 160 pages. Instead, it appears she has published some journals and activity books for children. She doesn't seem to be a serious writer or author; she perhaps spends most of her time with erotic literature and gooning over teen romance novels while designing journal covers.
Unlike Alainee, I have an extensive portfolio and body of work. I have written and published 5 novels. Three of which were # 1 bestselling books in their genre. The books are sold through multiple channels including Amazon, Books-A-Million, Barnes & Noble and have sold on every continent to thousands of people all over the world. My blog has over 500 articles and posts; the website gets half a million unique visitors annually with thousands of subscribers and an loyal following who tune in regularly. This is the go-to blog for female teacher sex scandals
If Alainee Simonson would've spent less time fucking that teen boy (40 times), she probably could've had at least a first draft of a novel done by now.
Let's Do The Math on Sex For Texas English Teacher, Alainee Simonson
To put into context how much time Alainee wasted having sex with this boy, i'll do the math for her because she's a woman and a teacher of English. She'd struggle with this so I am going to do a kindness here for everyone.
According to the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the average sex session between a male and female lasts around 5.5 minutes.
You have to factor in the age of both participants, though. Yes, teen boys are more than likely one-pump chumps, but we need to consider this teen boy's sworn testimony regarding his reluctance to have sex with Alainee. Meaning, we can assume he is not super attracted to her given the fact he said he "didn't want to do it" with her in the first place.
So let's assume it took the teenage Honduran boy 5 minutes to try and bust a nut into Alainee, the 29-year-old female teacher who looks like she's a 40-year-old chick who can't wait to tell you she's a vegan.
At 40 sex sessions we get 40 x 5 minutes = 200 minutes.
That is a total of 3 hours and 30 minutes of actual sucking and fucking. Which is crazy to think about. 3+ hours of penetration, in and out, in and out...total.
That's a lot of fucking.
In 3 hours and 30 minutes I can type or produce about 10-12k quality words. I could get 10% of a novel written in the amount of time Alainee spent fucking that teen boy and getting his jizz all over her ass, back, legs and thighs!
The average volume for normal ejaculation per sex session is anywhere from 1.25 to 5 ml for males. This depends on a few factors that include: Age, genetics, overall health, diet, sleep routine, environment, smoking or alcohol intake. Younger males on average ejaculate more than older men.
The mean or average for younger males is 3.2 ml whereas for older men it is 1.8 ml.
Let's assume the mean of 3.2 ml for this Honduran teen.
Let's assume that each of the 40 encounters with Simonson ended with him ejaculating, whether through oral, vaginal, or anal sex, until she achieved her goal: validation through a facial or creampie.
40 x 3.2 ml = 128 ml.
That's a lot of Bruce juice being shot at Alainee.
That's about 4.3 ounces equivalent.
To provide women with a visual reference for the amount of cum, it's roughly equivalent to a small bottle of Klass makeup remover.
If Alainee Simonson devoted less time to obsessing over lengthy young adult fiction and erotic novels, she might have written her own book that could sell reasonably well. Women tend to read anything labeled as erotica, regardless of the writing quality. Take 50 Shades of Grey as an example. The writing is dreadful, resembling something a high school girl might produce. It aligns with the notion that women never really mature beyond high school.
She [Simonson] is married with children, and it's possible her husband became uninterested or irritated as she gained weight and began to age quickly. This might explain why she seeks attention from younger men, to feel youthful and excited like she did during her teenage years.
Women like this who are taken care of by their beta husbands typically have these stupid side hobbies and hustles because their husbands are tired of putting up with their nagging, so they through money at their wives so they can start their stupid 'dreams' of owning a flower shop or yoga studio (that loses money annually) just so they'll shut up and get out of the house. Aaron Clarey perfectly illustrates this economic phenomenon by calling it KHOMA economics.
However, the other main hobby that women seem to also love is trying to have sex with young boys. That will keep her off your ass if you're a husband! It's pretty expensive, too, what with all the lawyer fees and loss of career. Also, if your wife gets knocked-up, you have another mouth to feed!
The one big lesson though to take away from this case is that: Women will have sex with anything, even a homeless person. Don't think for a second that you aren't the worst a woman has done, trust me, she's probably had sex with lots of scoundrels before you, including homeless men.
Your wife or girlfriend most likely had intimate relations with the homeless drug dealer during her high school or college years. She has been involved with the broke bartender and the inattentive single father from the neighborhood. She has dated and been involved with alcoholics and cocaine users. She's received creampies from all of the above scholars, and had them cum all over her face as if it were a display tray for a lemon meringue pie.
Best sex of her life, most likely. She probably still goons to those fondling memories to this day.
It Doesn't End With You, It's Just Your Turn
If you watched or read the book It Ends With Us, you'd know that women love fucking homeless guys and turning them into their own pet projects. Try to 'save them' and think their pussy, tits and ass are magic and can rehabilitate even the most abused and or abusive men out there.
I will bet my entire stock portfolio that Alainee Simons definitely read the book It Ends With Us right before she decided to invite this homeless Honduran boy/student into her home to have sex with him. It is a common female fantasy and the writer of those books understands female psychology pretty well. If she didn't her books and movie would've have been block buster successes for women.
The Report Card
Methodology
Alainee Simonson has objectively gone above and beyond her skill set as an English teacher and to be honest, also as a female sex scandal teacher. Not only has she allegedly had sex over 40 times with this student, she managed to get him to live with her home that she shares with her husband. Most female sex scandal teachers opt for the quick play book and settle for car sex or being bent over their desk in the classroom. This play for comfort and consistent sex by Alainee is something you don't see often.
I want to bet that the victim's uncle was being deported instead of "moving out of state" as they put it.
Alainee, experiencing intense feelings for the boy, didn't want him to be deported, so she likely offered him residency to remain. In doing so, she undermined her husband and herself by raising a child fathered by another man, and notably, of a different race.
A typical lack of respect that women give to men they don't care for or get giner tingles over.
According to the affidavit, it was only two weeks into the boy staying with her that she began a sexual relationship with him. That's quick. Apparently, she had sex with him over 40 times. I would imagine this all happened while her husband and kids were out of the house.
At 29 years old, Alainee is in her Epiphany phase. She looks a decade older than she is. She looks terrible for her age; if you'd asked me before I even knew how old she really was, I would've guessed a serious 40 years old. Her biological clock is ticking. She already has three kids.
Was Alainee using protection with this boy or was she quickly trying to get pregnant so she could have a 'diverse' family dynamic? Score woke points with the libtards by having a black baby? If this was the case, how would her husband not know the baby wasn't his if she indeed did get pregnant? The newborn would obviously come out of her snatch black as the midnight sky over Honduras!
What is really telling and sad here is that, according to the affidavit, the teen boy repeatedly rejected Alainee's first few sexual advances. Saying that he, "Didn't want to do it[have sex]" with her. Ouch! That's got to be a huge blow to the female ego. Especially at 29-years old and a teen boy doesn't want to shoot 8 ropers into your cock holster. As a woman, that's a clear sign that you need to stop and your glory(hole) days are over.
However, the teen boy claimed that he ultimately gave in to her advances because he was afraid that if he didn't, Alainee would become upset and "use his immigration status" against him. If this is true, it constitutes coercion and blackmail. Additionally, if true, it supports my suspicions that this boy and his uncle were in the US illegally.
A
Integrity
Alainee Simonson not only had sex with one of her student's, she apparently had sex with him 40 times, even though the boy was adamant about the status of his attraction toward her (poor). We have to give her some credit, that's skill. Simonson used cohesion and blackmail in order get her pussy satiated and to get her orgasms; that's called passion and dedication.
The passion simply cannot be denied here.
Simonson not only took the boy into her home, but this was her marital home that she shared with her husband. She had to convince her husband to allow the boy to stay there. Bold move, Cotton. How much blackmail and 'bringing up the past' toward her hubby did it take to 'convince' him that it was fine?
Simonson groomed and had sex with the victim all in the span of just 6-months of being hired to fired from her first teaching job.
Simply stunning and brave.
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Looks/Presentation
Alainee Simonson looks like your typical vegan-gooner millennial chick who has tattoos, goes on Booktok and reads erotic fiction for hours on end while masturbating.
Simonson, even talked about one of her favorite books about 'young love'. Speaks volumes about what she was really into, fantasy wise.
Her 'author' page photo is likely her most flattering and was clearly taken years ago, before she began to gain weight and age unfavorably, probably due to having children and living a suburban lifestyle that thrives on mediocrity. Her prime years were undoubtedly in the past; that young man experienced her less favorable years while he was behind her.
He is definitely a victim and a survivor. She got her fantasy.
The teen boy certainly didn't. This is a crime against young boys, everywhere.
This is misandry. This is not equality.
For a teen boy, getting to live and sleepover at your female teacher's home would be like Christmas morning, if she was young and hot. However, for this teen boy, instead of a new Xbox he got socks instead.
Reading Young Adult fiction as 29-year old woman.
Typical female gooner.
A Thousand Boy Kisses is the book Simonson just creamed herself over on Instagram. She gave it 5 out of 5 stars and "highly recommends it", as if anyone would give a fuck about her opinion on anything. Alainee, you have 39 followers. Nobody cares.
I am sure Alainee wanted her Honduran teen boy lover to give her a thousand kisses all over her lips, including the ones that make up her sideways smile between her crotch.
Your husband isn't 'supportive'. He just wants you to leave him alone and shut the fuck up.
Your husband doesn't like you. If he cared for you, he would've told you your dreams are stupid and a waste of time. If he told you to actually write a novel that would sell, you probably would've smashed a glass across his face because writing a book (that sells) actually takes hard work, talent, and a good business and marketing sense.
Writing a book is 30% of the battle. It's getting your name out there, advertising, and marketing it that makes up the bulk of the hard work.
At 29 years old, gravity has not been kind to her.
As 16 year old boy, maybe you'd be able to get it up for her.
As a man whose experienced younger and hotter, I'd rather masturbate with sandpaper than take a stab at Alainee's truffle muffin.
She got them lunch lady arms starting and a little pooch that may turn into a GUNT in a few years.
Her hands were full of black teen peen; so was her sliz.
"If you think my hands are full, you should see how much I can fit
in my stretched out pussy"
There, corrected it for ya.
C
Final Comments: Alainee Simonson has met the bar and has satisfied the full requirements with regards to becoming a full-fledged, female sex scandal teacher. She went for Greatness. She fucked that teen boy, allegedly. Not once, not twice, but 40 times.
Simonson was truly hooked. She was an addict, all hopped up on young adult fiction books. Chick crack. She finally couldn't take it anymore and had to get her desires fulfilled.
Maybe with this true life event, Simonson can now have inspiration for her own young adult fiction books and write a best selling novel that turns into a movie. One that can have the tag line: Based on true events.
If she was younger and hotter, I'm sure it would sell well and be a best seller.
Overall Grade
B+
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