Christmas and the holiday season are upon us. Have you given to charity yet? I have, it’s called: Taxes. The reason why I never give to charities, when they call, solicit at my front door or when approached in the front lobby of the liquor store when I am trying to buy copious amounts of booze that I don’t need, is due to the simple fact that I pay taxes every single, fucking, year. “Would you like to donate to charity, sir?” First of all, how dare you assume my gender? Secon

On today's show we examine the Tale of Two Tinderellas; two women I have engaged with on Tinder; one led to the physical, the other for data points/research. I win either way. Show notes are below. Follow along if you aren't on the shitter or in your car listening to this podcast. Exhibit A: Slutfuck 6 Exhibit B: Ms. Panic! #podcast #Thots #Dating #Investing #Culture #AaronClarey #UncleNick

It doesn't surprise this author the least bit to see one of his most popular characters (Nick Tyrella) slice through the Canadian reader space, hard and fast. Men in Canada are getting tired of the bullshit. They are getting tired of comedy being ruined by feminism and SJW sensitivity (tolerant, much?). Uncle Nick melts snowflakes like he melts women; both are triggered into wet convulsions. Tears or cream, it doesn't matter. Nick will pump-and-dump your brain with wisdom and

Yesterday, I lamented in extreme detail about my struggles being a zero-fucks author. In fact, I struggled so much yesterday that I didn't have time to complete the full detail of my daily grind; I passed out in the sun from all the beers and the belly laughs. Upon waking a couple hours later, I had an epiphany. The type of epiphany that a modern woman might go through when she is around 30 and realizes that she wasted her prime fertile years gobbling copious amounts of Chad-

Without a doubt, the invention of yoga pants and its explosion onto the mass market, has increased a woman’s (not a fat woman's) ability to advertise her assets to the highest bidder—not to mention harvest more attention as a whole. A woman’s ability to optimize her hypergamy, today, has never been easier. With the advent of social media, apps like Tinder, and cell phones that can filter out blemishes, the world now endlessly caters to a woman’s sexual strategy. Today, I woul

Every now and then we get an amazing message-in-a-bottle here on the Red Island. Instead of hate-mail, I for once received a contact from a person, a man, who understands what is going on in the world. Best-selling author, Piero San Giorgio, contacted me after having read a particular article I wrote titled, The Endless Summer Effect: A Modern Woman's Delusion. An article that concisely explains female hypergamy and puts it all into perspective in an intelligent way. From thi

We have covered the topic of the 80% before, the normies as we call them; the type of people who spew stupid proverbs, first thing in the morning, on a Monday at work. “Well….another day another dollar”. Fuck off with that depressing, shit. Seriously. Yes, maybe for you. For us though, the creative and financially savvy, it’s more like, “Sweet, another day….another bag of money being zipped into my portfolio and bank account—because we have passive income. I am not trying to

If you follow this blog (and others like it)--we don't discuss things like "How to Take the Perfect Selfie," or "What Dildo did Kim Kardashian Buy off Amazon Last Night?,"--then you are already considered above average. Congrats. If you can recognize how worthless people like Kim Kardashian are, then you, my friend, are doing just fine. The curse that people like us have in life is that we have to endure the rest of the population on a daily, fucking, basis: The Normies. Or t