Uncle Nick: Penetrating Through The Canadian Charts Like A Hot Dick Through Pussy


It doesn't surprise this author the least bit to see one of his most popular characters (Nick Tyrella) slice through the Canadian reader space, hard and fast.

Men in Canada are getting tired of the bullshit. They are getting tired of comedy being ruined by feminism and SJW sensitivity (tolerant, much?).

Uncle Nick melts snowflakes like he melts women; both are triggered into wet convulsions. Tears or cream, it doesn't matter.

Nick will pump-and-dump your brain with wisdom and hilarity; drop a hefty load of creative cream into your mind: A braingasm.

It's what Nick is known for, it's what he does best.

Nick is addictive; his thoughts, rants, tirades and zero-fucks wordsmith-dumping will make you laugh, agree, and piss your pants all at once!

Women won't be able to make it through the opening chapter because women can't take a joke. If women could take a joke... like they can take a dick, then they could enjoy this book.

Men will get paper cuts from flipping the pages too fast. That's OK, because men can take a cut or two, and take a joke as well.

Uncle Nick is true comedy at it's finest.

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