If You Can't Afford To Pay $79.99 For Grand Theft Auto 6 You're A Fucking Failure At Life And Probably A Nagger
As I write this, we are literally Hitler 19 days away from the biggest cultural event the world will experience. It has be estimated that the U.S economy is projected to lose around $1 billion dollars in productivity the day GTA 6 comes out. Around 1.5 million workers in the United States are estimated to take time off work, or call in sick to play this game. This is going to be the most expensive "sick day" for America and the entire Western world.
These are conservative estimates, in my opinion. This will be the biggest game of our life time, it will be multi-generational. It will be not only the best selling game all year, but the entertainment product going forward for the next 10-20 years. It will be revolutionary and will transform the gaming industry as we know it. Rock Star has taken what they've learned from GTA San Andreas, GTA V, L.A. Noire (think facial mechanics/cues), Red Dead Redemption II and little Max Payne and have combined it all into one immersive world set in a fictional Florida state.
Rock Star is the cornerstone of gaming and the studio that pushes the envelope every time while the rest of the industry has to follow their lead. No other open world game will come close to this for the next decade. What you will be able to do and see in this game will be next level, as we have seen just in the little teasers and trailers they have shown.
The game is apparently 210 GB to download and it took a dev 80 hours just to complete the main story; no side missions, or goofing around shooting hookers after you've had sex with them and taking back your money. If it took a dev 3-4 days doing a speed run, a man who knows exactly how to play the game and how the missions work, then the average person is going to be dumping hundreds of hours into this game, maybe thousands.
Which brings me to the main point of this article.
Despite all of the above, we have people on the internet/social media complaining about the price tag of such a game. If you can't afford $79.99 to play this game, you should just fucking kill yourself.
You're a failure at life, and lets be real here, the majority of people complaining are probably black. It's always the small vocal minority that have to ruin a good time for everyone.
Have you ever been to an Outback Steak House before? There is always that one booth full of loud, fat and obnoxious blacks that either cause a fuss, complaining about the ribs/steak, causing a disturbance with the wait staff or trying to dine-and-dash.
There should be a word to describe these people.
We should Start Calling Black People The N-Word
Nagger (noun)- Pronunciation ˈnæɡər/ (U.S.) : A Nagger is a noun that means someone who annoys others by persistently finding fault, complaining, reprimanding, or pressuring them to take action.
Black people are naggers in every true sense of the word.
If you can't afford GTA 6, you're a fucking nagger. Broke-ass, bitch-nagger. GTA 6 is priced at 16 watermelons. I bet you fucking naggers eat way more than 16 watermelons over the course of a year. But yet you're complaining about a game that cost the same. Just eat less fucking watermelon you stupid fucking nagger!
Purple drink? How much is a case of purple drink? The cost of a 12-pack of Crush Grape soda is around $10. So maybe drink less purple drink and you could afford the game, dumb fucking nagger. How much money did you spend on your car rims in the last 13 years? We all know you people (naggers) do Skip The Dish 3+ days a week. How about you learn to cook your own food, it's a lot less money than spending $40 on Bojangles with a 30% upfront rake that these apps charge for delivery/service. You stupid, fucking lazy-ass naggers. It's no wonder you all suck at real life. Don't even bother buying this game or playing it because we all know money is going to matter more than ever in-game for GTA 6 and you people suck at managing it!
Everyone has had 13 years to save up $79.99 U.S for GTA 6. If you can't afford this game you are either A) A woman. B) A faggot (basically a woman) or C) A nagger (similar to A & B). Basically minorities/poor people. Brokies if you will. People who are terrible at fiscal responsibility and growing capital.
Over the last decade or more, we have had one of the biggest bull markets in stocks, how are you fucking broke at his point to where you cannot afford or are thus to the point of complaining about the price tag of one the biggest games of all-time? What have you been doing with your money this whole time? I am willing to bet the answer for a lot of these naggers is: Spending it on stupid, worthless or overpriced shit. Is GTA 6 overpriced? It took me all but 30 seconds of napkin math to come to the conclusion that it is not overpriced and in fact it is one of the cheapest GTA's at retail and I will go over that momentarily. You see, being a white, heterosexual male allows me to understand math and pricing in nominal terms; adjusting for inflation.
However, first I'd like to ask all the naggers out there a very serious question.
Did You Know That The Stock Market Isn't Racist?
I know what I am about to say is rudimentary and obvious for my core audience/readers, but let me cook for a minute so all the lurkers and naggers (minorities) in the cheap seats/back of the bus can hear me.
Once upon a time one of America's greatest communist agitators once said, "I have a dream." He was then subsequently shot and killed soon after that. Let's just say he was a bit of a nagger, to be honest. However, I myself also have a dream and will probably draw a lot of heat for writing this, yet, notice how I am not nagging nor am I a communist. My dreams is for naggers to understand that nobody is holding them back from making a bag.
Did you know that anyone, literally everyone is permitted and allowed to buy shares in profitable companies on the open market, typically through your bank or online brokerage account? The stock market doesn't discriminate, it just understands digits, 1's and 0's. If you've read the book CorporateLand you'd know how to play the game properly in order to "get that bag" and escape 9-5ism.
The trick is for naggers is that the first need to know how to read. Secondly, yeah, you're going to need to get a job first. I know, that requires sacrifice, not being lazy, starting at the bottom and enduring some suffering for a little while.
It's kinda like how you normally progress through a Grand Theft Auto game. You start with nothing, you have to scurry around at first to try and build a life/empire.
Last year to give you an example, I made around 80k in one of the biggest bull runs in gold/silver. Right now, I am in the midst of one of the biggest oil trades in our lifetime, the biggest energy crisis since the 1970's. I began the trade 3 years years ago by buying depressed Canadian oil companies for pennies on the dollar and I am right now up 200-300% and the cycle is maybe in the 3rd inning (just getting started). It was a 100k bet against the U.S (Jew) regime losing the war against Iran, and I was correct. Iran has won and defeated the U.S strategically as I predicted on this blog before the war started.
The 100k is spread across 10 different oil companies, most of whom are paying a 6-8% dividend also, so I am getting paid to wait too. These companies are money printing machines for me and I receive money into my account at the end of every month in passive income. They essentially are working for me so I don't have to work. I can sit at home and play GTA 6 all I want when it comes out unlike most of the naggers out there.
I am clearly smarter than most people. I am a published author, that's your first clue. And the other is that I've beaten the S&P 500 multiple years in a row and predicted the oil super cycle and the latest energy crisis/ Iran beating the U.S. It's people like me and the majority of the followers who were smart enough to not fuck up in life, that have the privilege of playing GTA 6 when it comes out and will be able to play the shit out of it.
I will be taking a week to play GTA 6 and getting paid while I do so.
That is the new status flex going forward. Before, it was assumed that if you had no job, no path in life, were broke, you'd just play video games all day. And yes, still to this day, there are a lot of chuds out there who are like this. The problem now is that, they can't afford anything now, not even the basics (food, clothing, shelter) let a lone an measly $79.99 video game.
If you're a teenager, you get a pass. It's understandable to be broke and maybe not even have a job. Hopefully you have two parents and your dad is around to secretly buy you GTA 6. However, the core audience and majority of people who will be playing this game are in their 30-40's. The Grand Theft Auto franchise was born around Millennials/Gen X'ers. If you are in this age range and cannot afford it, well, that's sad. What did you do, get married to a modern foid (get divorced immediately after)? That was your first mistake. Hopefully you didn't get anyone pregnant. Having kids and getting married is life on Hard Mode and is the fast track to poverty these days. Huge risk, low reward. A humiliation ritual for the husband or even boyfriends these days.
I am only in my 30's and I am on track to becoming a millionaire (net worth) by 40 once this oil bull cycle finishes. I didn't write the book CorporateLand for no reason; I am living it and practicing what the book preaches. Freedom is the ultimate goal of man; you'll need "Fuck you money" in order to achieve this. Which means, limiting liabilities in your life and avoiding them entirely. You basically have to run your life like you would a corporate entity. Women today especially are liabilities and should only be used for recreational purposes. This eliminates pretty much 80% of men's problems and the reason why a lot of men get themselves into debt and trouble in life. It's women. Learn to see women for what they are and not what you want them to be. They are either going to be an asset or a liability. Most of them are liabilities, so just have fun with them.
To be honest, they prefer it. Let the brokies and poor stupid people make the mistakes, and then you can profit off them in the stock market. Just look at the oil market.
Most people(women) voted over the years for green energy and protested against oil companies, new infrastructure, pipelines and drilling. Due to that, we now have an energy crisis. I saw that coming and bought massive amounts of shares in oil companies and I've profited handsomely because of it. Stupid people, are going to make me a millionaire along with probably some of my readers if they had been paying attention.
If you understand middle school math, know how to read a quarterly report and a balance sheet, do some reading on history and some geopolitics you can do well. You would also understand why GTA 6 is in fact not expensive and that anyone who says otherwise is a fucking retard and should kill themselves, immediately.
Why Grand Theft Auto 6 Is Priced Cheaply, You Faggot Nagger!
"I can't justify paying $79.99 for the standard edition, let alone almost $100 for the Ultimate Edition.." -- A Nagger
This same nagger who says the above probably buys a one of those Starbuck's ready-to-drink mocha frappu-dick-a-fucking-chinos everyday at the gas station before work, or on their way to the welfare office. Trust me, I've actually known people like this who drink this shit every morning. At $3.69 this nagger will spend about $1,346.85 per year on calorie packing chud enhancing formula. If they only buy it on business days in a standard year, it's around $963.09.
So, a drink that gives you maybe 10 min of satisfaction a day in which you could just brew your own coffee for way less at home, versus a game that theoretically will cost you $1 per hour if you just play the main mission for 80 hrs. You're a stupid fucking nagger, that's why you can't afford GTA 6.
This is Jamal. Jamal just got out of jail for the third time this year for theft under $100. After arriving to his baby-momma's section 8 apartment in the ghetto, Jamal attempted to pre-order GTA 6 on the Xbox he stole last year. However, he soon realized he had insufficient funds. It probably had something to do with being in jail a lot and not getting a job. If Jamal could just stay out of jail, not be a lazy fuck, hold down a job for more than a month and also forgo his low-IQ urge to cream pie every fried-chicken eating, fat ass welfare queen in the block, he'd might actually have a real chance at committing petty crime in GTA 6. Poor Jamal. So sad. If Jamal could only realize that real life isn't GTA, maybe he could one day afford to play the game.
If You Can't Afford To Pay $79.99 For Grand Theft Auto 6, you're a fucking failure. You need to stop Naggermaxxing.
Let's take this even further.
The average American has been surveyed to "eat out" (restaurants) or "order in" a whopping 4-6 times a week. That's insane. So many retards out there that don't even know how to cook a meal or do basic adulting.
The average cost of a meal eating out in the United States varies by dining style, generally ranging from $8 to $20 for fast food, $15 to $40 for casual sit-down restaurants, and $50 to $100+ for upscale dining (excluding tax and tip).
If the average nagger lets say partakes in fast-food even 4x a week (the minimum). That's about $32 a week on the low end of the range. All you have to do is cut out fast-food for three weeks and you could afford to buy the standard edition of GTA 6 for sure, with $16 left over. If you did fast-food 4 x a week and it cost you around the high end of the range ($20) per meal, that equals exactly $80 in a week. So, if you just sacrificed and forwent one fucking week of not being a total and complete goddamn incompetent loser, you could afford to buy GTA 6 Standard Edition for $79.99. You stupid, fucking nagger.
I also bet these fucking people have every streaming app subscription on their TV too. Probably smoke or vape. If you smoke lets say one (being generous here) pack of fags every day for a week at $10.64, which is the average price of a pack in the United States, that comes out to spending $74.48 a week on little sticks that give you cancer. If you went a week plus a day without smoking, you could afford GTA 6 and play it before you fucking die of lung cancer soon. You stupid, retarded, goddamn, fucking nagger!
According to recent data, the annual cost of vaping typically ranges from $500 to $2,500 per year, depending heavily on the type of device used and how frequently a person vapes. Trust me, you fucking losers could afford to buy GTA 6. Just stop being a nagger and doing naggerish things in life. You goddamn, fucking naggers!
Why stop there. Let's take it to the maxx. The granddaddy of all. Let's adjust for inflation. It's not like a nagger is going to understand any of this, but I will indulge myself anyways.
Video Games Like GTA 6 Are Reserved For Those Who've Made It In Real Life
When you adjust for inflation GTA V is actually more expensive than GTA 6 at launch.
Price Breakdown & Inflation Comparison
Because GTA V's 2013 price carries a higher real-world purchasing power (~$85.86) than GTA VI's $79.99 price tag, GTA VI is technically less expensive in inflation-adjusted terms.
On top of this you are getting a game in where the map is roughly twice the size of GTA 5's map, with Rockstar Games confirming that its total landmass across the state of Leonida is nearly as large as the playable maps of GTA 4, GTA 5, and Red Dead Redemption 2 combined.
Not to mention the mechanics and physics in this game are next level, beyond what any studio has been able to achieve. The interactivity and immersive nature of this game will break boundaries. Rock Star had a whole studio dedicated to just NPC's. Every NPC is going to have a "routine" or life within the game, their own personalities and dialogue. It's insane.
Key Map Details
Total Scale: Roughly 2x larger than GTA 5 and estimated around 150–200 km² of land area.
Vice City: Vice City itself is more than twice the size of GTA 5's Los Santos, with surrounding suburbs and regions vastly expanded.
Interiors: Features hundreds of accessible, detailed building interiors (an order of magnitude more than GTA 5), more than 10x that of GTA V. Which means over 600 hundred enterable locations/buildings.
Of course, the standard normie argument is going to be, "Well, my wage didn't go up with inflation, so purchasing power isn't the same as it was back then."
Go fuck yourself. Did you not read my book CorporateLand? To beat inflation you're suppose to invest your money in hard assets to not just keep up with inflation, but to beat it. If you think you're going to get rich, let alone survive by working a 9-5 job you're a retard. Nobody has ever became rich or wealthy by doing 9-5, unless you do it right.
You're suppose to not waste your money on vapes, cigs, Starbucks, women, fancy cars and overpriced homes that boomers are trying to off-load. Money is suppose to be a tool; money can be used to make more money like how a garden yields crops. You can grow it you know. Not just take match to it and burn it like 90% of stupid fucking normie naggers out there!
To flex on every nagger out there, when this game is out I am going to obviously dick around all day and play it because I own shares in multiple oil companies that pay me money every month. They basically work for me. Too boot, just to show you fucking naggers how much freedom I actually have, I think I will start a new series on here that will showcase and detail my in-game experience in a creative way of course.
This game will clearly be a class divider for the first time in living memory. If you're complaining about the price tag of this game, that just tells me you're not suppose to be playing video games. You should be out there in the real-world working and trying to make that money. Video games like this are for men who have already made it in life and can literally just fuck around all day this thing.
It's going to be great if you're not a fucking nagger!
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