Indiana Hoosiers Hannah Leftridge Has A Shy Camel Toe, The Art Of Adjudicating Hot Female Volleyball Players And Women Agreeing To Sex-For-Rent In Canada
- Frank Cervi
- Sep 3
- 16 min read

Indiana Hoosiers Hannah Leftridge was one of the easiest picks I've made so far for this season. When I was perusing the team's roster it took me all but a few seconds to notice Hannah's gorgeous...face. For me, she was already a table-pounding 'yes'. Then I noticed her camel toe, just like you did, and I immediately confirmed her into this season's line-up and scheduled her presentation on X (Twitter) for you all.
Welcome back to another installment of 'The Noticing' in where we notice certain obvious things about hot female college volleyball players and women in general.
Hannah Leftridge came out to play. She came out to win by hiking those NCAA approved Adidas shorts up to her belly button (please be pierced!), and unapologetically screamed for some attention.
Well, Hannah you got it, sugar tits!
Hannah's[CT] may not be the greatest pussy print we've ever noticed, but we applaud the effort. In this game, you don't lose points for trying. You just have to show-up and produce something of value. If you're a hot woman, a female volleyball player to be more specific, and you're actively trying make camel toes great again, well, you've already won in my opinion. Give yourself a pat on the pussy! Whether you get picked or not out of the scores of others shouldn't really matter. Because, there's is always next year.
Unless you're a senior.
Just like in real life, in volleyball, all women have a shelf life.
Hannah Leftridge's Shy Camel Toe
If Hannah Leftridge's camel toe were a piece of artwork that one would hang in their foyer or bedroom, I would compare Hannah's 'Leftridge' piece to that of a 'DeBow', or perhaps even a 'Williams' for that matter. It's no masterpiece like a 'Jurgensmeier' however or even a 'Dockery'. Yes, Hannah's piece of sliz has 'amateur' hour written all over it, however, the effort was clearly there.
The key to a good or even great camel toe is 'accidentally' forgetting to wear panties or a thong to your photoshoot. Hannah obviously didn't get the memo. If she had, that seam of her Adidas shorts would've done wonders and propelled that shy camel toe to the stratosphere of Greatness. Due to Hannah hiking her shorts up really tight like an 80-year old man, there is a slight tuck under the beef flaps that gives her CT marginal presence.
Hannah's impressive thigh gap and frontal stance also gives her slight pussy print a bit more shape and nuance; you're able to see the 'undertoe', unlike in other works like the Jurgensmeier in where the side-stance hinders such a unique view.
On Adjudicating Hot Female Volleyball Players
Now, if you didn't notice Hannah and her shy camel toe, well, you're probably and faggot. Or, going blind. Macular degenerative disease is a thing to be taken seriously, just like my job as the now official adjudicator of NCAA female volleyball players and their likeness (hotness). It's an honor and a privilege to serve!
If you're a faggot though, it's hard to take you seriously because you're just like a woman. Now, if you're an almost blind and also gay... well... that just sucks dick.
Condolences.
Hannah has potential; she's a freshman. That's why she is being featured.
It's all about encouragement, and women today need a lot of that because many are just so insecure about their bodies! On that note, Hannah's camel toe looks a bit insecure, however, there is always next year and the two years after that to get it up to code.
Hannah Leftridge is a 5' 10" smoke-show that I'd throw around my bedroom, fold into a pretzel, pipe down and break the bed with. If I didn't have a lot going for me, I'd 100% get this chick pregnant immediately, ruin my finances/ investment portfolio, future, freedom and current lifestyle. Like, first night; first fuck. She is what I would classify as a deep-dick candidate. A cream-pie contender.
You have to understand that the job I have, adjudicating female volleyball players, is not easy. I take it super seriously. Obviously.
You don't want to fool around with the contestants or put yourself in a compromising position.
I am a professional and to get Hannah pregnant would be unprofessional.
I'd shoot it in her mouth instead!
These women are trying their best to get noticed out there and all of this has fallen on me. I am the only one doing this. I am pioneer. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

The careers and popularity of these women could soar because they've been chosen and highlighted from among the thousands I've reviewed. I've scrolled through numerous schools and rosters, facing the nearly impossible task of selecting a few from the entire NCAA catalog for the season.
As the now official adjudicator of female volleyball players, I have a responsibility toward these women because, as we all know, women can't hold themselves responsible for anything these days. So, a man (me) has to do it for them.
You think women are going to notice each other's camel toes, congratulate one another, feature each other, and celebrate their beauty? No, because women hate other women. Women are the real misogynists. Have you ever listened in on a female friend's group in a café or bar? Most of the conversations you will hear involves that group shaming, mocking and gossiping about other women they know; belittling other women, talking shit about them and spreading rumors.
Us men celebrate women in conversation by talking about how good they look in their second skins (leggings), how we'd like to smash and shoot a load all over their beautiful bodies, inside and out. Talk about how we noticed their camel toe. You know, all compliments at the end of the day.
Adjudicating hot female volleyball players is an artform. Sexually objectifying women is a lost art. We need to make it great again. It's why women today are so miserable, because nobody is noticing them properly anymore. Nobody is pointing out their obvious camel toes that they knew they had since the early morning hours standing in front of the mirror in their Lulu's. Women don't just accidentally forget to wear a thong or panties under their volleyball shorts. Hannah and other women like her wanted you to notice.
It's on purpose. They want attention.
You're going to tell me that the photographer didn't notice or say anything? That exact photo went through all the approvals and nobody, including Hannah, being like "Hey...can we re-shoot that....everyone can probably see my beef teriyaki in that one."

So naturally, somebody has to step in (me) and adjudicate all these attention-whores.
Somebody has to lead this circus of camel-toe exhibitionists. These women are silently screaming for someone to notice them and to compare them to their peers. These NCAA women have probably been waiting years, decades even, for somebody to notice what they are doing, to step up, organize this frenzy of frontal wedgies, and be the ultimate judge of who has the best CT. Because after all, women love competing with each other for attention.
These female volleyball players who show their camel toes need an arena to compete in. Not the courts/arenas that they actually play volleyball in, but a platform (my blog) in where they can perform and present their 'goods' in competition with one another. It's the ultimate female fantasy (besides rape): To compete sexually against other women for the attention of the king.
You're welcome, ladies!
You giveth and I will provide.
Speaking of giving and then providing, I came across an interesting news story recently about how strong, brave and independent Canadian women are so financial strapped and desperate that they are signing 'friends with benefits' type of agreements with their landlords.
Canadian Women Are Such Brokeies That They're Prostituting Themselves Via Banging For Roof
What a lot of people in Canada (including women) are unaware of is that the Canadian economy has been in a deep recession since 2022. You wouldn't know it from the government or media here because they have been cooking the GDP numbers since 2020 by propping them up with immigration; flooding the country with low-IQ/skilled Pajeets. Canadians are more financially worse off than they were pre-2020. The media in Canada is also subsidized and funded by the very government that is cooking the books, so it's no wonder why the average normie Canadian hasn't got a clue. Propaganda at its finest.
The second quarter of 2025 came in with some really disgusting GDP numbers. Q2 contracted by 1.6% while the estimate was a drop in GDP by .06%. That's a big fucking difference. Just goes to show how out of touch the forecasts are. Or, the fact that they (the Liberal Gov) can no longer mask and hide the true state of the Canadian economy. It's on life support, yet they still keep spending and printing money.
Business investment is down; foreign investment is pretty much nonexistent and exports are down 28% for the quarter. You can blame 'tariffs' all you want, the fact is these tariffs haven't even gone into effect yet. This problem in Canada started a long time ago. Canada has been anti-competitive for decades and has not only a bloated public sector (30% of the workforce) but also a housing crisis to boot. Unemployment in Toronto is now 10%. Unemployment in Canada overall is somewhere close to 7-8%.
The fact is, women voted for this and they are getting what they deserve.
The majority of voters are women and women typically lean toward communism. They voted for the immigrants; now they can't pay rent or afford a home. They voted for the welfare state; now they wonder why everything costs so much more. Most women work in the public sector and vote to protect the hand that feeds them (male tax payers), and keep voting for more government to give them more freebees including make-work government jobs which in reality is just adult daycare for women.
Put this all together and what do you get? The result of decades of feminism and letting women, vote, have jobs and make important decisions that effect society. Shocker, everything is a lot worse than before!
The end result of feminism, ironically is prostitution.
Prostitution is feminisms final form.
Women have had 'freedom' since the 1970's. They have had all the equal opportunities as men and then some. They have every advantage in the West. In all those years, what have women achieved? What do women today aspire to be and what do we see them doing with all this freedom? Well, their doing Onlyfans, becoming sugar-babies on Instagram, showing off their ass, tits and camel toe in order to get free stuff (vacations, food, money and attention) from men. So, they've reverted to being prostitutes. They've sent themselves back to the stone age, not the kitchen.

Women can't help themselves. It's the path of least resistance for them. All women are prostitutes at the end of the day. They can't escape their nature.
What is the definition of a prostitute? Alot of people confuse it with sex, or having sex for money. Yes, that's a part of it. However, the real definition of prostitution is this: Doing something you don't want to do, for purposes of compensation.
Having sex with your landlord in order to pay rent, you're a prostitute.
Going on IG to post your half-naked body so that simps and beta male orbiters will send you money, take you on trips or buy you gifts; you're a hooker/escort.
Feminists screamed for years about how 'objectifying' women sexually was hateful and oppressive, yet now we have women willing to have sex with their landlords in order to pay rent. "Don't objectify me!" * proceeds to take clothes off in order to get attention or to 'pay the rent'.
The truth is, women would rather just be overt prostitutes because its easier and less work than actually being a loving wife, mother and raise a family.
I also find it hilarious when I hear about women and their ideas of being 'independent'. There is this woman I know, her daughter is 27-years old. She's been through a bunch a boyfriends already. Most of them losers, and the last one was verbally abusive. She was living at home with her mom. However, now her mother tells me that her daughter is moving out of the house and wants to "make it on her own." In my head I thought, "Okay, so that means she has a good job now then and can afford her own place, pay for her own food etc." Nope! Her mom then goes on to say that she[her daughter] is moving in with this new boyfriend of hers!
I tried not to laugh so hard.
You see, women don't fully understand what being independent and "making it on your own" really means. If you're moving into your boyfriends place, or even him moving in with you, you're co-dependent. Or, you're fully dependent on your boyfriend, which a lot of women these days are because they are all broke. This 27-year old is banging-for-roof; it's no different than these sex-for-rent agreements you're seeing pop up in listings all over the place.
If you're a woman and you want to be independent, why not just move-in with a female roommate and pay your fair share of rent money, food etc? Well, that's because for women it's easier for them to find guy that is easily controllable (with sex), hook him with a blowjob or two, move-in with him and play the 'girlfriend' role in order to not have to pay rent, maybe just buy some groceries every now and then. Women do this all the time.
Everything is performative. Very seldom organic.
You see, if women try to live on their own, truly, well that's too hard because they would have to experience what it's actually like to be a man instead of pretending to be like one.
If a woman lives with a female roommate, well, she can't give her female roomie a blowjob or fuck/seduce her into a covert contract in where she's the GF now and that's her way of 'contributing' to the relationship.
Which brings us to the next point.
Isn't Marriage Just A Sex-For- Rent Agreement?
Sex-for-rent agreements is just marriage without the cooking and cleaning.
In modern marriage, sex is not a guarantee after that ring goes on the finger. It's why a lot of marriages these days are sexless after the ring goes on or a few years into the marriage. This is because your chameleon of a 'wife' knows she has you locked and there is nothing in the 'contract' that says sex has to happen, or how frequent. Oh yeah, I bet she love bombed and sex bombed you when you were dating and before marriage, which was all to get you hooked and onboard with her masterplan. Then, usually a year or two into the marriage the true colors and mask comes off because women can't hide it for very long.
So, if you're a guy, what is the point of getting married? Most men today are doing the smart thing by avoiding the whole institution all together because the writing is on the wall. Men are not avoiding marriage, what they are really avoiding is divorce.
Women today treat marriage like prostitution anyways. Most don't love their husbands or want him to lead the family, obey him and submit. They'd rather control him, and submit to their male boss at work; pay taxes and also be a prostitute for the government by paying taxes; be a hooker for corporations. Having a family and living with a husband who unconditionally loves you (but has authority) is 'oppressive' to most women, but living isolated and alone in a city full of strangers and having to fuck your landlord to survive is apparently liberating to women these days.

The thing is, even if women do choose to marry these days, they don't want to be wives. They just want to be married. Big difference. Women today don't want to do 50/50 until it comes to divorce.
Canada pre-2012 was a pretty decent First World, developed nation. Now, in just a short amount of time it has become a Third World dystopian hell-scape that has all the hallmark signs of neo-feudalism.
In a sex-for-rent agreement with these landlords, if these chicks don't 'put out' and miss a rent payment, well, these women will have to go back to the streets where they belong. It's a covert contract. The legal binding contract that is signed states that if the rent is not 'paid', the landlord has every right to force you out of the dwelling. In a marriage there is no such legally binding agreement in modern times. It's covert. It's an unspoken agreement or insinuation.
However, in reality, there really isn't a big difference between marriage, dating and prostitution. If woman ever says that she wants to marry you, puts you into that box/category as a guy, or even considers you as 'boyfriend material', understand that it isn't a compliment. She's basically telling you that she doesn't really like you all that much, desire you sexually in a primal way or even love you, rather what she actually likes is what you can/could potential provide her: A lifestyle/retirement plan.
Marriage is the ultimate covert form of prostitution for women. Most women really don't like their boyfriends or husbands all that much. You see it everyday or hear it in a lot of passing conversations. So why are they with them?
A lifestyle and retirement plan (divorce).
How Can Women Tell If They Are A Modern Day Hooker or Not?
Most women today don't view marriage as 'til death do us part'. They view marriage as a way to fleece men now because the court system is gynocentric. It's also a less shameful way to be a hooker or a not so obvious about it. It's the same with chicks who have boyfriends. "Oh, this is my boyfriend...he buys me things, takes me to dinner, takes me on vacations, helps pay my rent."
Okay, would he be doing all of that if you weren't having sex with him or sucking him off? That's the question you have ask yourself. And if you're the girlfriend, would you be genuinely having sex with him and sucking his cock off every now and then if he weren't taking you on trips, driving you around, buying you gifts, paying for your rent or food?
As the woman, can you go 50/50 with your husband or boyfriend on everything and then just have sex for the sake of just fucking? If not, you're a hooker.
Does your boyfriend add more financially to your 'relationship' than you (i.e pays for the trips, the rent, your phone, your gas etc.)? If so, then yes, you're a prostitute.
As a woman, do you mentally keep a tally of how much sex or blowjobs you give in relation to how much he's 'investing' in you in the form of dinner dates, trips, gifts and any other monetary expense? If so, you're a hooker.
As a woman, do you withhold sex or blowjobs from your man/boyfriend if you feel you're not "getting anything" out of the relationship. If so, yes, you're a sex worker.
As a woman, do you sometimes find yourself calling your boyfriend over to shovel your driveway or do chores in order to compensate yourself because you had sex with him a lot but he's only taken you out once this month? If so, you're acting like a hooker.
Most women today play the part, they pretend to be traditional so that they can eventually get their severance package (divorce). Its a job to them. They are "working" not as a wife, but as a covert hooker. So don't bullshit us about doing 'unpaid' labor when in a relationship or marriage. Women treat marriages these days like corporations or any other job. If the feel they aren't getting what they 'deserve' they cry abuse and get cash and prizes. They get their 'package' (alimony) in marriage.
Alimony or Vaginamony is basically the guy paying interest on prior use of her vagina. If a woman feels she isn't getting what she deserves at her job, she cries foul, tries to get a lawsuit going (sexual harassment/abuse). Which is like a divorce package or severance. Then they move on to the next 'job' (marriage or relationship) and do the same thing. Rinse, wash, repeat. It's the same thing with boyfriends or husbands. They all have the same playbook or modus operandi.
As well know, 70% of all divorces in the U.S are initiated by the woman. That's your clue right there. The average marriage in the U.S typically lasts for approximately 8 years before ending in divorce. It's a job to them.
If a woman truly desires you or has genuine burning desire for you, she will not want to marry you or insist you spend money on her, take her places, wife her up. She will be the woman that sucks your cock off in the bathroom at 1 AM at the bar, or the one that rides your dick like Seattle slew in the backseat of your car while her boyfriend thinks she is having a 'movie night' with the girls.
A woman who expects nothing from you other than to just fuck and be in your presence for the sake of your masculine aura is a woman that is truly into you. No games, no gimmicks, no criteria, no ultimatums, no fucking cunty attitude. No stipulations.
At the end of the day, most husbands or boyfriends are buying the house, the car, paying for the majority of trips, food and 'experiences'. Women today don't cook, clean or do any chores because they think it's 'oppressive'. No, you're just lazy and it's easier to be a proustite for you husband or boyfriend. It's easier to give a blowjob for 5-10 min than it is to cook a meal, or go and work a full-time jobs for 40hrs a week. It's easier to give the boyfriend or husband an IV drip of sex once month to keep him in line or on the hook. Basically bread crumbing to keep him on the hamster wheel, keep him working like a fucking dog so that she can spend "our money".
Most wives or girlfriends today are just glorified hookers.
If these women had to truly be independent, they'd be on the streets or living at home with their parents. Women today need men so desperately, it's hilarious when they lie to themselves and claim that they don't. Whether it's living off the government via welfare (male tax dollars), working for the government (getting paid via male tax dollars), or living with their husband or boyfriend, it's all the same thing.
You're a prostitute. And women in Canada are some of the biggest prostitutes.
It's only going to get worse. We have been in a recession since 2022 and haven't even gone into the coming depression yet, which is just starting. All of the signals are there, you just have to look deeper. Women have had it pretty good for a long time, however, times are going to get even tougher than they are now with inflation about to do a round two spike in the coming years. You are going to see a lot of women come out of the wood-work looking for boyfriends and high value dudes to wife them up. A lot of gold-digging is going to happen.
If you are a man, and have your shit together, you need to be extra cautious in this upcoming decade of degeneration. A lot of women right now have no clue what is going on in the economy, but they can feel it. They just can't explain it because that would take effort and some critical thinking. So, a man has to do it for everyone (me).
So, they are in panic mode. A lot of them are going to try to 'bang for roof' or lock down a unsuspecting dude into an 'agreement' (be my boyfriend). Women today can't survive without having a boyfriend or hopping from one guy to the next. A woman who says she is 'single' is never single. She most likely has 6 different guys on the hook, all being used for different things. One guys is for sex, the other guys she uses for food, 'dates', therapy (emotional tampon), attention, shelter, an ego boost etc.



