Minnesota Mom, Allison Schardin, Sexually Assaulted Two Teen Hockey Players In A Play To Get Revenge On Her Ex-Husband

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A Minnesota mom, Allison Schardin has been accused of sexually assaulting two youth hockey players after discussing marital problems in hotel hot tub while on a 'staycation' with her recently divorced husband.

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Show Notes:

• Allison Schardin, like all women on vacation, are the easiest and horniest women; your chances of getting laid go up exponentially if she is recently divorced.

• Women having sex with (raping) teen boys is not an accomplishment, it's just sad and pathetic at this point.

• Hooking up with women (meeting up later) on airplanes is easier than you think.

• Season 1 of True Detective is a masterclass in film noir; season 4 with Jodi Foster and that other dyke is absolute garbage.

• Women have sex for a variety or reasons other than pleasure; revenge is a big one.

• Strangers will tell you their life's story on airplanes because of anonymity and the subconscious thought of, "I will never see this person ever again in my life."

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