Women Should Pay For The Date So They Can Stop FEELING Like Prostitutes

Covering the cost of a woman's meal on a date in 2026 can be very psychologically damaging and disrespectful to them; as men, we should be mindful of their feelings and show greater sensitivity!

I am sure all women reading this would agree that having a man pay for the date/restaurant bill before he fucks your mouth and pussy is toxic and demeaning!

We need to do better as men and as a culture, I know! That's why, going forward, any woman who insists on the man taking her out first, paying for the date/meal before any sex occurs should be avoided at all costs. That's clearly prostitue behavior. Classic hookermaxxing.

I am sure women reading this would rather not feel like hookers, or do you like to?

If a woman ever requests or insists that you, as a man, take her out and cover the cost of the meal, you should tell her that she will be paying the bill, as it would be disrespectful otherwise.

If she doesn't understand what you are getting at, all you need to say is, "Well, you don't want to feel like a goddamn hooker tonight, or do you?" That usually shuts them up pretty quick on the spot. It's checkmate.

Women for some reason insist on behaving like hookers today, and then get upset when they feel like a creamed-up prostitute after you hangout like this with them. It's bizarre! Well, it's up to us men once again to come up with a solution to fix the problem.

If you need to further clarify to a biddie (broad/bitch) why it would be demeaning, belittling and disrespectful to her for you to pay, all you need to ask is: "Well, are you broke or are you hookermaxxing?"

If she pays for dinner, she will not feel broke or pittied and in the same instance, also not like a fucking hooker! It's a win-win-win. She actually wins twice in this scenario, so why would she complain?

Women today have jobs. A man doesn't need to pay for her meal.

In fact, a new stat just came out in the United States showing that women now make up the majority of college graduates. To add further, of the 369,000 jobs the U.S Labor Dept. says were created since last year, nearly all (348,000 of them) went to women, and only 21,000 went to men. So 94% of net employment growth went to women (all likely government jobs).

So it's better for both parties that the women pick up the dinner tab. To be honest, it's actually more empowering for a woman to pay the bill because Bossbabe, you-go-gurlism, right? Probably much better than feeling like a legal fucking prostitute or low-rent hooker down on 4th street!

To stretch this vaginal excercise even further, the bill shouldn't be even split; women should pay! If the bill is split, the woman is still going to complain or feel like she was "used" because you still sorta monetized/financialized her experience with you, before you creampie her mouth and pussy that night!

To be perfectly honest, if you really do want to be supportive of women and more specifically animals and the environment, you're actually better off not ordering anything at all during dinner; you should use women for free meals!

I know, sounds just as radical as being a vegan and a feminist, right?!

I'll explain further in this next segment. Don't get your moist panties all in a knot!

Men Should Use Women For Meals, For The Sake of The Environment & Women's Fragile Self-esteem

We all understand that women's feelings in our society are paramount to everything, including a properly functioning economy, birth rate and just general happiness amongst everyone. Who cares if the national debt can never be paid off and two generations will never be able to afford a home, let alone buy grocieres. Because who gives a fuck about everyone else, right, ladies?

Women have strong feelings towards protecting the environment (even though they use smart phones and drive Landrovers) toward the thought (fantasy) of someone raping them. Illegal migrants could be raping a woman in the street at night and she'd still vote Liberal in the next election. But heaven forbid she feels that you only paid for dinner with the intention of trying to get in her pants that night!

That's why men should not even order a single item on the menu if she wants a dinner date with you. It's such a waste because she isn't even going to finish her own meal. Have you ever seen a woman eat before, have you been out to lunch or dinner with them?

They eat like birds.

They peck at the plate for a few minutes, eat two bites and then say they're full.

It's like you're in 1944 with them and they just got out of Auschwitz; dipping two pumpernickel slices of bread into the spinach dip appetizer for them is all their tiny little stomachs can handle.

Women are such Jews when they go out for a meal. They try to make you pay for some reason even though that's prostitution and then they can't even make it past the soup and salad! Like is she saving room in her stomach for your cum later?

Order Her The Best Plate On The Menu

Just don't order anything for yourself, because when she says "I am full" after the third scoop of her Crawfish Gumbo and second stab at the Bison steak you ordered for her, you'll be eating like a king for free when she says, "I can't finish it, you eat some." It's pointless to order two meals, and it's bad for the environment. Such a waste. This is classic kingmaxxing. Would a king let the peasants waste the produce and livestock of the kingdom? No, because how would a king have been able to throw a giant feast every time he knocked up his wife(s) or if one of his many kin were to to be marry and wed?

Women are the biggest polluters and wasters out there! I mean, a whole fucking bison was slayed and murdered and she's all like "It's too much, tastes too gamey for me." Like, bitch, it's Bison! Do you even know what is on the menu? That's why you order the Bison steak, because bitches don't even know what they are eating half the time.

That's why you order her the best plate on the menu ( I would recommend anything MEAT related that has a carbon positive footprint). This way you are saving the environment from those evil bison farts that add to the carbon footprint by ensuring their deaths and continuous slaughter.

Keep in mind, when you choose the most expensive dish for her, you're essentially selecting it for yourself, as you'll be the one enjoying it without having to pay. Don't forget, she's covering the cost. We don't want women to feel like hookers now do we!

Mooching Free Meals Off Of Women For Financial Reparations

Whenever I go about my day, I think about all the things men do for society and how little they receive in return. Men pay all the taxes and build everything that is around you. Men work the most dangerous jobs, go to war and fix everyone's problems. On top of that men have to deal with women who are the one's causing all the problems that need to be fixed. It's a lot.

If people at work, or your group of friends are going out to eat and they ask if you want to join, always ask who is attending. If it's a bunch of women, go. You won't have to pay for a damn thing! I always go out to eat with women or groups of them; it's a free meal. I just show up, be witty, funny and talk. Then if they ask if I am ordering anything, I always just tell them I'll get a beer and see where this "journey" takes me.

Women love journeys and when you say that, they'll relatemaxx to you so hard and forget that you never ordered any food. They just start blabbing away about their yoga journey or how last year they went on a retreat with a bunch of sherpas in the West Indies. Usually after a few minutues they will pass their food to you and say, "Omg, you have to finish this for me...I feel so fat right now!" So really, you are saving women from being fat, ugly and gross when you get free meals from them.

You are protecting their self-esteem too. I usually just nod and say, "Yeah, you're getting a little bit of a muffin-top there, Kristen!" Or, " I don't want to get you pregnant right now, Katherine, that's for sure." By saying those things, you are letting her know that you aren't a creep, there to instigate a relationship, or trying to move things toward a sexual setting. You're just out having a good time, having lunch and getting the first level of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs met.

Do you know how many times I packed a lunch or had to pay for my dinner with female clients/co-workers when I worked in a corporate office?

Zero.

Women, for some reason, would ask me to go out to lunch with them and I would just be funny the whole time and eat their food. Oddly enough, most of them wanted to bang after. Weird. With the thousands of dollars I had saved, I put that into my stock portfolio and probably why it's worth half way to a million dollars now.

Looking back though, I felt kinda used. My comedy during an hour long lunch is worth a little more than 1/2 a French onion soup, two bread sticks and 1/3 of that chick's fish & chips.

Pounding Her Interest & Compounding Interest

The money you will save from not treating women like whores/hookers is compounding.

If you would take a woman on a date today and she forced you (dinner rape) to treat her like a hooker by making you pay for dinner, that's going to cost you maybe $120 for dinner and anywhere from $10-15 dollars in gas. Depending on how far you needed to drive to pick her up, go to eat and then somewhere to fuck her in the pussy and mouth, creampie for dessert!

So you're looking at close to $150 for one hangout. That's $150 dollars you could've put into an oil/gas stock! If you were doing this for 6 months, once a week, you could've bought 1,200 shares of Tamarack Valley Energy at $3.60 before the Iran/US war started and made over 200% already.

When you're on a dinner date with a woman, who is doing all the work? That's right, it's the man. You have to drive; because women are terrible at it. You have to be funny; because female comedians are the worst. You have to eat everything; because women are like Jews at Nazi summer camp when they have to eat. You have to fuck her mouth and pussy later, pump in and out and ejaculate vital and precious fluids; women just have to lay, and pray for the spray. Remember, blowjobs are for her and not for you.

She should be grateful that you are allowing her to taste even an ounce of your greatness!

You have to do all the talking; because she doesn't seem to know how to talk or keep the conversation flowing because she uses Chat GPT all day and texts; women are uninteresting naturally. So how are you suppose to be entertaining and keeping the vibe if you have your own fucking meal to finish, let alone the one she can't seem to eat herself?

It's better to just order a couple beers for yourself so you can stay sharp and have a rapist wit with her and keep the banter going. This way you can focus on getting and keeping her pussy tingling the whole time so you two can fuck later, which is suppose to be the whole fucking point of why you two are even meeting in the first place, right?

It's to fuck!

However, women want to play this whole roleplay/cosplay thing where they try to get you to treat them like a hooker. Or, they can't help it perhaps. It wastes a lot of time for everyone and feelings get hurt (hers) when she realizes later that you didn't stop her from acting/behaving like a hooker later on in the night. So, as a man, it is up to you to checkmate that tendency of women and to nip it in the nipple at dinner.

You tell her to pay the bill because you "care about her".

Then later, fuck her like a cheap prostitute so everything just balances out in her mind so she can cum.