1000 MILES OF SIMP: Teen Survives 30 hrs In The Mountains Of Utah For Ex-Pussy
A young man gets stuck in the mountains of Utah for 30 hrs on his way to his ex-girlfriend's, hoping to get her back.
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- May 11, 2020
- 1 min
ONLYFAM: A Mother And Daughter Do Onlyfans Together...What Could Go Wrong?
On today's show we uncover an Onlyfans story for the ages: A pile-up at the intersection of modern culture that stretches for miles. Show notes: Intro music: The killers (Caution) Monologue: Tinder, Instagram & the history of the porn industry. Break music: Wavy Matt (Onlyfans) Feature: The roasting of Brittany, her mom and their Lonelyfans Brittany (Olivia) Pastaissick (age 19) #podcast #culture #thesexes #tinder #onlyfans
- Jan 13, 2020
- 2 min
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Smell Her Pussy (Candle) & Make You Cum
Gwyneth Paltrow appears to be either the ultimate troll, twisted sicko or a ground-breaking, entrepreneurial genius. Netflix Series:The goop lab with Gwyneth Paltrow is a six-episode series, guiding the deeply inquisitive viewer in an exploration of boundary-pushing wellness topics, including: psychedelics, cold therapy, female pleasure, anti-aging, energy healing and psychics. The goop lab launches on Netflix January 24, 2020. Essentially, the goop lab is the manifestation o
- Dec 3, 2019
- 7 min
Without Obsession, Man Wouldn't Have Created EVERYTHING
The title is correct. Man creates everything important; women just consume it all. Yesterday, after we uploaded and posted one of the fastest clicked-on links to hit the interwebs regarding Fiona Viotti, an idiot asked this question on Twitter regarding the podcast and just female teacher sex scandals in general. "What is your obsession with these female teachers?" If I had asked a similarly stupid question to somebody like TheGreatOne,Himself about why he is obsessed with th
- Nov 19, 2019
- 2 min
The Ultimate Suicide Guide For Leftists Charity Project
Today we found out that Don Cherry had embraced my words to become a free media agent and start his own podcast; Jessica Allen is still on the air at CTV's The Social, subsequently still breathing. On one side we have a rational male. On the other we have a fugly-leftist cunt who, unlike Cherry, didn't listen to me. If she had, she would've killed herself by now. And they say, "men don't listen".... Today, on the show, we figure out why this is so. It's because Jessica Allen,
- Nov 4, 2019
- 1 min
The Tale Of Two Tinderellas
On today's show we examine the Tale of Two Tinderellas; two women I have engaged with on Tinder; one led to the physical, the other for data points/research. I win either way. Show notes are below. Follow along if you aren't on the shitter or in your car listening to this podcast. Exhibit A: Slutfuck 6 Exhibit B: Ms. Panic! #podcast #Thots #Dating #Investing #Culture #AaronClarey #UncleNick
- Sep 16, 2019
- 3 min
I HOPE SHE SERVES BLOWJOBS IN JAIL: St. John's Teacher Sucked Off Student
Original Story at CBC A substitute teacher under investigation since January is now charged with a sex crime against a youth. Krysta Grimes, 31, is charged with unlawfully committing sexual exploitation. According to court documents, Grimes was "in a position of trust or authority towards a young person," when she "did for a sexual purpose touch directly or indirectly a part of her body with the body of [the alleged victim]." The boy listed in court documents is a youth but C
- Sep 9, 2019
- 1 min
Western Women Are Oppressed By Their Own Privilege
In This Episode: We discuss how women handle freedom, multiple choice, and the unlimited possibilities handed to them by our Gynocentric society: They tend to ironically default to a child-like state of overindulgence, whining, self-destruction, parasitism, dependence, slothfulness, foul-mouthed degeneracy. No grind, no hardships; a life of pleasure-seeking, leg spreading, cock-tasting, seed sucking, vineyard trollops, hope-the-government will pick-up the bill for the abortio
- Aug 26, 2019
- 1 min
The Red Island Podcast Ep #13: Why Are So Many Hot, Young Female Teachers Having Sex With Students?
In this Episode: It's Back-To-School time, which means we are gearing-up here, for what will likelk be another busy season of female teachers banging their students and ending up on the 6-O'clock news. Today, we delve into why this phenomenon has exploded over the recent years to epidemic levels and is now becoming a part of Americana/Western culture. Article mentioned: Hometown Teacher, Melissa Lefebvre, Caught Banging Her Student #TeachersWorthyofaD #MeToo #SocialMedia #pod
- Aug 19, 2019
- 1 min
The Red Island Podcast Ep #12: Rachel Homan's Ass Is Better Than Your Dyke-Cut
In this episode: It's difficult having a 7-day weekend; My summer vacation consisted of watching hot female golfers, drinking beer and going to parties. Nobody is paying attention during the month of August; people are camping and trying to fuck their hometown lust-interests before going back to college. There is a 'Performance Gap' with regards to men's and women's sports; women need to up-there-game in order to attract more money, viewers and advertisers; taking your top of
- Jul 13, 2019
- 1 min
Modern Yoga Classes Are Emotional Masturbation Clinics For Women
In this Episode: 80% of society are disgustingly fat, lazy fucks; majority of women look like a manatee. The 'self love' society will produce loveless, soul-less, calorie-packing, fudge-brownie Bingo- hall-hopping butts and vacuous women; thin and attractive women (who maintain their beauty through a healthy lifestyle) love themselves. The multi-billion dollar yoga industry caters to women perfectly ; sells them 'empowerment feminism'; 'independent' women like being told what
- Jun 24, 2019
- 1 min
Women In The Workplace: An Oxymoron
In this episode: An article from BNN Bloomberg is addressed; apparently it is an 'embarrassment' that few women are in top positions within TSX companies in Canada. I ask a simple question in response: Who. Fucking. Cares? More embarrassing are these articles I keep reading from 'top business' news sites that are suppose to understand numbers, facts and heaven forbid, people. We solve the Scooby-Doo 'mystery' as to why women aren't interested in filling these positions/can't
- Jun 17, 2019
- 1 min
Female Sex Scandal Teacher,Cassie Wyn Dowden (UPDATE)
We got an affidavit update for Cassie Wyn Dowden, one of the hottest female sex scandal teachers of the year. In this episode: -We go over the difference between a Code 3 alarm for a FTSS vs a Code 2 alarm.
-The classic Female Sex Scandal Teacher profile; Cassie fits the bill.
-I demonstrate to horny female teachers, through my pro-boner online course, how to find the perfect vibrator.
-We propose that the education industry ONLY hire old, wrinkled hags for female teachers
- Jun 5, 2019
- 1 min
The Red Island Podcast Episode #6: Women Treat Shopping Like Casual Sex
In this episode: Three quarters of American's are living paycheck-to-paycheck; women control 90% of the household spending. I try to totally disregard those nasty, hateful and sexist facts by bypassing logic and reason in order to present the only other alternative reason I could manage to come up with, as to why the West is in such poor shape when it comes to household debt and finances. It is now totally clear to us: Women get-off on shopping; they are like sex-addicts. It'
- May 14, 2019
- 1 min
The Red Island Podcast Episode #3: The Elizabeth Wilzcek Email (Part II)
In this episode: I had a dream that we got Elizabeth's nudies from our anonymous tipster; my inbox is still displaying no new email about said nudies of Elizabeth's chest-pillows. We talk about the day we got the email; how the night and subsequent morning unfolded; Candbury's transformation from a giddy drunk teen with Bambino in hand, to a depressed kid on the playground. I watched the Bachelorette yesterday and cringed. #podcast #TeachersWorthyofaD #Satire #Humor
- May 12, 2019
- 1 min
The Red Island Podcast Episode #2: The Elizabeth Wilczek Email (UPDATE)
The other day we got a testimonial email from a student who was in Elizabeth Wilczek's geometry class; she spills the beans; Cadbury and I get frustrated. #podcast #Satire #TeachersWorthyofaD #Humor
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