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Jan 31, 2020
5 min

C|Suite Letters: My Boyfriend, The Dirty Prick

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. My Boyfriend, The Dirty Prick C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite, I never thought the day would come, but I have finally found true happiness. As a 27-year-old woman from the San Fr

Nov 2, 2019
4 min

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: The United States Congress Cums Together

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. The United States Congress Cums Together C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite, 'Twas a night that I will never forget as a young upstart journalist. Seeing something so raw, perverse,

May 1, 2019
6 min

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: Friend With Benefits

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. Friend With Benefits C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: There comes a point, in every Thirty-year-old woman’s life, when she starts to consider the following: I need to stop sleepi

Apr 2, 2019
14 min

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: One Ariana Grande To Go, Please!

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. One Ariana Grande To Go, Please! C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: Being new to Manhattan, and starting a corporate job in a big city—when you’ve lived in a small town all your li

Mar 1, 2019
11 min

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: Sex At Auschwitz (Sex macht frei)

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. Sex At Auschwitz (Sex macht frei) C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: About a month ago, I visited Auschwitz for the first time in over 70 years; I am a survivor. Even though the

Feb 1, 2019
8 min

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: No Longer That 'Kind' Of Girl

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. No Longer That 'Kind' Of Girl C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: I have a confession to make: I am a 35-year-old female that has been involved in the world of prostitution for over

Jan 3, 2019
7 min

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: The Jobaholic

The Jobaholic C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: I am a 27-year old female and I have a big problem in my life right now; I can't stop giving my best friend's boyfriend, handjobs. I just want to set the record straight, first. It's not because I secretly hate my best friend, because she is prettier than I am, has stolen all of my love interests since we were in middle-school, has slightly larger breasts than me, and seems to attract all of the hot AF guys all the time; it has noti

The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part II)

Dec 16, 2018
9 min

About Writing

The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part II)

Yesterday, I lamented in extreme detail about my struggles being a zero-fucks author. In fact, I struggled so much yesterday that I didn't have time to complete the full detail of my daily grind; I passed out in the sun from all the beers and the belly laughs. Upon waking a couple hours later, I had an epiphany. The type of epiphany that a modern woman might go through when she is around 30 and realizes that she wasted her prime fertile years gobbling copious amounts of Chad-

Nov 2, 2018
7 min

C-Suite Letters

C-Suite Letters: Oh,oh,oh It's Magic

Oh,oh,oh It's Magic C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: I never thought that this would happen to me, especially since I am now a 36-year-old woman whose time is heavily devoted to her career as an Assistant Events Coordinator. A couple weeks ago I had one the best orgasms, ever. Like literally. It was one of the best dates that I’ve had in a while, if I am being honest. It’s just been so long for me, you know, being so busy with my subsequent years of education (eight years in col

Oct 8, 2018
7 min

C-Suite Letters

C-Suite Letters: Supreme Courtship

Supreme Courtship C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: I never thought that this would happen to me…35 years ago, because actually… it never really did. Well, it happened in my mind though, so really, it kinda did happen, in a way. Actually, what I am about to detail (at length) feels so real to me, it’s almost like the most vivid sex-dream you could ever have. You know…the ones that feel so real that you wake up wondering why there is a wet-spot on your sheets; your pussy is a thro

Sep 17, 2018
5 min

C-Suite Letters

C-Suite Letters: Prescribing Puss-criptions

Prescribing Puss-criptions C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: About a few weeks ago, I was in the bathroom with my now ex-girlfriend. She was showering—naked. I was thinking about partaking in this morning ritual of getting clean after getting dirty in the sheets; we fuck before breakfast to work up an apatite. I finished taking a dump when something really interesting happened: inspecting a piece of toilet paper I had just wiped my damp ass with, I noticed a lot of blood. The roo

Jul 4, 2018
5 min

C-Suite Letters

C-Suite Letters: Indiana Jonesing

Indiana Jonesing C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: I never, in a million years, thought I would be writing a letter like this. But a recent expedition to the Amazon jungle spurred my inner writer and I was inclined to leave this legacy. All my life I had been looking for an adventure, and ever since I got to this godforsaken land I was feening for some action; some sort of life threatening foray that could really make a man’s nut-sack rumble and churn with excitement. They don’t

Jun 6, 2018
4 min

C-Suite Letters

C-Suite Letters: Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires C|Suite Letters Dear C-Suite: I never thought that something like this would happen to me, but here I am, writing to the magazine. Before I go any further, I just wanted to say that I have read and enjoyed the letters in the C|Suite Forum section for many months now. I must admit that, until now, I had always thought they were made up by twisted fetish fanatics; who’s sexual fantasies could only come true on paper. It just seemed too much of

Jun 6, 2018
4 min

C-Suite Letters

C-Suite Letters: Learning From A Professional

Learning From A Professional C|Suite Letters Dear C-Suite: About a month ago I had traveled home from a business trip overseas. Usually, I like to give my wife “surprise sex” upon returning to the abode; a long plane ride, throwing a hundo in the cab driver’s face, running through the front door—immediate penis in vagina sex. To my surprise, when I got off the plane at JFK International, my wife texted me the words,“I want oral…this time.” Those words burned in my mind like t

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