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- May 11, 2020
- 1 min
ONLYFAM: A Mother And Daughter Do Onlyfans Together...What Could Go Wrong?
On today's show we uncover an Onlyfans story for the ages: A pile-up at the intersection of modern culture that stretches for miles. Show notes: Intro music: The killers (Caution) Monologue: Tinder, Instagram & the history of the porn industry. Break music: Wavy Matt (Onlyfans) Feature: The roasting of Brittany, her mom and their Lonelyfans Brittany (Olivia) Pastaissick (age 19) #podcast #culture #thesexes #tinder #onlyfans
- Feb 26, 2020
- 3 min
Hate Facts: Liberals, Manginas & Attractiveness
Welcome, class. Today we shall delve further into the truth pile. More specifically, we are going to learn about what most of us here already know with regards to Liberals: Self-hating, hypocritical, violent, intolerant, virtue-signalling, race trading, discriminating, miserable and unattractive pieces-of-shit. We will also find out that Left-leaning individuals are less attractive (physically) than their superior counterparts; beauty is actually objective; feminists and dyke
- Feb 24, 2020
- 2 min
Hate Facts: Women & Sex Roles
The following list of facts will be considered 'hate speech' by certain people (mostly Leftist women) whom have brains as small as their clits. Liberals and commies hate free speech and facts, hence, 'hate facts' or in their words, "hate speech". Go fuck yourself, and then kill yourself, commie moron. The sourced bullet points are a testament to what I have written about, at length, for years. My books embody these facts even though they are under the guise of satire (a geniu
- Feb 13, 2020
- 5 min
C|Suite Letters: She Can Do It All
C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. Dear C|Suite, Being the feisty career-gurl that I am, climbing-up the company ladder was a rather easy task. Thank goodness for diversity hiring practices and our culture's in
- Jan 13, 2020
- 2 min
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Smell Her Pussy (Candle) & Make You Cum
Gwyneth Paltrow appears to be either the ultimate troll, twisted sicko or a ground-breaking, entrepreneurial genius. Netflix Series:The goop lab with Gwyneth Paltrow is a six-episode series, guiding the deeply inquisitive viewer in an exploration of boundary-pushing wellness topics, including: psychedelics, cold therapy, female pleasure, anti-aging, energy healing and psychics. The goop lab launches on Netflix January 24, 2020. Essentially, the goop lab is the manifestation o
- Jan 10, 2020
- 4 min
Shocking News: Menopause Is Indeed, A Real Thing!
Original Story at People After Amy Schumer revealed she’s currently undergoing IVF on Instagram, Selena Gomez sent her a public message of support; scientists are currently baffled by this new illness affecting 10/10 women in their lifetime. Ask yourself this one question: Looking at the thumbnail above, whose face would you rather shoot your baby-batter at? The one that you choose, is most likely fertile. In any scenario. In this case, you have chosen the hot chick on the le
- Jan 9, 2020
- 9 min
The Three C's Of Combat For Women Joining The New Age Military
Last week gave everyone quite the little scare. College students were freaking out about some fine-print with regards to FAFSA: Taking out federal student loans and an attached clause which they[students] thought would order them to serve in the armed forces in the event of a draft! Good thing these smart and educated college kids were wrong and blew things out of proportion because the military doesn't need morons. Although, if there is a huge war, we should force college st
- Jan 6, 2020
- 1 min
World War III Will Not Happen; Stop Giving Us A Boner
In today's episode I run a train filled with tirades on Iran, a shit-hole of a country; one of the many shit-stains in the world's underpants. Show Notes: People who make New Year's resolutions are losers; Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian and accomplished more in one month than 80% of society will during their 'dieting' stint. Richard N. Haass(Dick N. Ass) gave everyone a Doom chub; He needs to write a Doom Porn novel before his grave calls him. People, morons, like Michelle Wil
- Dec 27, 2019
- 9 min
Sucking The Day's Dick: The Story Of Female Independence
Sucking The Day's Dick MARY'S PANTIES WERE WET the day of her college graduation; her vagina a tingling mess. Not because she was 23-years-old and about to wed the man of her dreams, on the contrary. Mary was about to receive her degree in Communications after 4-years of empowering work, pats on the head from her lesbian professors who specialized in brainwashing and over $100,000 in student loan debt: Loans; money that Mary had borrowed from the tax-payers of America (other
- Nov 12, 2019
- 10 min
Don Cherry Fired Amid Standing Up For Canadian Values; You Have No Freedom Of Speech In Canada
Everyone involved in the firing of Don Cherry at CBC should be exterminated. Or kill yourselves, immediately. Whichever will be easiest. Why you ask? Well, how about you pour yourself a hot cup of Shut-The-Fuck-Up, sit down, and let me explain. At length. You see, I can say the above; wet-dreaming about the CBC building burning down to a fiery, hot and sexy crisp. I can say these opinions and truths because I own this website, this blog and all the rights thereof. I own all t
- Nov 11, 2019
- 12 min
Womanese: What "I’m Tired of Playing Games" Really Means
During your quest for poon through the hot garbage chute that is online dating,excuse me, fucking apps like Tinder, you will undoubtedly have come across a plethora of bio’s citing the phrase ‘I am done playing games’. Or variations of such code phrases women use to signal which half of their sexual strategy they are trying to capitalize on. Even though apps like Tinder are strictly meant for fucking, in recent years there has been an influx of retards, mainly women, who are
- Nov 4, 2019
- 1 min
The Tale Of Two Tinderellas
On today's show we examine the Tale of Two Tinderellas; two women I have engaged with on Tinder; one led to the physical, the other for data points/research. I win either way. Show notes are below. Follow along if you aren't on the shitter or in your car listening to this podcast. Exhibit A: Slutfuck 6 Exhibit B: Ms. Panic! #podcast #Thots #Dating #Investing #Culture #AaronClarey #UncleNick
- Nov 2, 2019
- 4 min
C|Suite Letters: The United States Congress Cums Together
C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. The United States Congress Cums Together C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite, 'Twas a night that I will never forget as a young upstart journalist. Seeing something so raw, perverse,
- Oct 6, 2019
- 6 min
C|Suite Letters: Running The Love Train
C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. Running The Love Train C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite, The name is Delong D. I am an international love man, Soundcloud rapper and sex machine. Many have assumed spring to be my
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