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Why You Will Never Be Rich
One of the main reasons why Wayne Gretsky was so great—and he even said this too—was because he never went where the puck was, but where...
Jan 7, 20186 min read


Self-Awareness Vs. Normie Syndrome: How Self-Actualization Sets You Free
Having self-awareness will ultimately prevent you from being influenced by society into becoming a normie. What this all boils down to,...
Dec 30, 20178 min read


The Epidemic of Female Teachers Banging Their Students
The real rape/sexual assault culture is being swept under the rug. Forget Weinstein, Lauer and the rest—where most of those alleged cases...
Dec 22, 20177 min read


Where Have All The Christian Grey's Gone?
The song Where Have All the Cowboys Gone by Paula Cole should be the unofficial anthem of the modern feminist and women alike today....
Dec 17, 20178 min read


Dating & The Stock Market: Part 2
When you invest in stocks, you commit your hard-earned coin to a company with the hope that your investment will increase in value over...
Dec 13, 20174 min read


Basic Bitch Economics: Uggs, Yoga Pants & Coffee Keeps The Money Flowing
A basic bitch, first and foremost, is your typical Western, millennial ditz. She usually holds a degree in Communications, Marketing, or...
Dec 4, 201712 min read


The Future of Retail
The automation of grocery stores and retail chains in general was always inevitable. However, this process will happen sooner than...
Nov 27, 20176 min read


1-Minute Mysteries: Are Black Friday Sales Worth It?
November 25, 2017 Det. Richard "Dick" D'Obvious Case File: How Much Money Can One Save on Black Friday Sales? Location: America It's the...
Nov 25, 20171 min read


1-Minute Mysteries: Epidemic of Average Women Who Think They're Hot
November 23,2017 Det. Richard "Dick" D'Obvious Case File: Epidemic Of Average Women Thinking They're Hot Location: North America It's not...
Nov 23, 20171 min read


Dude-Bro Economics: The Rat-Race Trap
The real issue that we here, on the Red Island, take with normies, dude-bro’s, and basic-bitches is that all the information is out there...
Nov 20, 20176 min read


Desert Island: Rachel Homan
Welcome to the island, Rachel Homan. It is an age old question, but I started comically asking myself the other day what I would...
Nov 18, 20174 min read


Facebook: The New House of Worship for Women
Many before have discussed how the dawn of social media platforms gave the average woman a platform to become her own idol, an ad hoc...
Nov 14, 20175 min read


Married PE teacher, 31 arrested for 'graveyard romps' with an underage male student
Original story published 8/22/2017 Heavy.com Charli Jones Parker, a PE teacher at a private Christian school, was arrested in March over...
Aug 22, 20174 min read


Breadlines vs. Indebted Lines
1930's Breadlines (Great Depression) 2008 Black Friday Lines (Great Recession) One generation chose to survive This...
Aug 22, 20171 min read


Married drama teacher Sarah Barton, 36, banned for a lesbian romp with a pupil
Original story published 8/9/17 Married Mum-of-two Sarah Barton, 36, bedded the girl in a hotel after taking her to see the play Matilda....
Aug 21, 20174 min read


Got a High Credit Score? You May Have a Better Chance at Becoming a Sucker
It’s always cute when modern media and society confuses love with legalized prostitution. When I read this article out of Bloomberg this...
Aug 21, 20174 min read


True Glamour vs. The Glamorized
Cybill Shepherd, 1970 cover Lena Dunham, 2014 cover The decline is in the details..... Cybill, during her...
Aug 19, 20171 min read


Phelps Vs Fake Shark (What It Tells Us About the Masses)
It really pains me to say that Shark Week is a documentary. This whole thing about Michael Phelps racing a Great White (a digital shark)...
Jul 26, 20172 min read
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