#BasicBitch

Nov 13, 2019
6 min

Jessica Allen At CTV’s 'The Social' Is A Bigoted, Racist, Sexist, Worthless Leftist Moron; T

Jessica Allen clearly doesn't like hockey, or men who play hockey, or men in general. Why? Well, probably because nobody wanted to fuck her. Sometimes life, psychology, is just that simple. Just days after Don Cherry— A white heterosexual male who’s accomplished more in a lifetime than Jess will ever have even if she had a set off balls and a penis (she probably does)— a female fluff piece-of-shit that nobody would listen to or watch on a normal day, proved the double standa

Womanese: What "I’m Tired of Playing Games" Really Means

Nov 11, 2019
12 min

Basic Bitch Economics

Womanese: What "I’m Tired of Playing Games" Really Means

During your quest for poon through the hot garbage chute that is online dating,excuse me, fucking apps like Tinder, you will undoubtedly have come across a plethora of bio’s citing the phrase ‘I am done playing games’. Or variations of such code phrases women use to signal which half of their sexual strategy they are trying to capitalize on. Even though apps like Tinder are strictly meant for fucking, in recent years there has been an influx of retards, mainly women, who are

So, What Do You Do…For A Living? (AKA—How Do You Suck The Day’s Dick?)

Aug 14, 2019
5 min

CorporateLand

So, What Do You Do…For A Living? (AKA—How Do You Suck The Day’s Dick?)

There are a lot of dick-suckers in the world. They are easy to spot at a party. The best way to tell if you are talking to a mega dick-sucker, is if they're asking people the very primitive question of, “So…what do you do for a living?” Note, that the person who asks such a question is essentially outing themselves as a normie, an average snap-fuck who is so engrossed in the Matrix, the 9-5, a plantation slave to society that their personality is akin to wet cardboard. Compar

Aug 1, 2019
5 min

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: My Wife, The Nagger

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. My Wife, The Nagger C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: In the beginning, my black wife Tanisha was the star of my life. When we would go to events, dinners, family functions and of

Modern Yoga Classes Are Emotional Masturbation Clinics For Women

Jul 13, 2019
1 min

Podcast

Modern Yoga Classes Are Emotional Masturbation Clinics For Women

In this Episode: 80% of society are disgustingly fat, lazy fucks; majority of women look like a manatee. The 'self love' society will produce loveless, soul-less, calorie-packing, fudge-brownie Bingo- hall-hopping butts and vacuous women; thin and attractive women (who maintain their beauty through a healthy lifestyle) love themselves. The multi-billion dollar yoga industry caters to women perfectly ; sells them 'empowerment feminism'; 'independent' women like being told what

Apr 2, 2019
14 min

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: One Ariana Grande To Go, Please!

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. One Ariana Grande To Go, Please! C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: Being new to Manhattan, and starting a corporate job in a big city—when you’ve lived in a small town all your li

Why Your Female Boss Is An Incompetent Cunt

Mar 25, 2019
14 min

CorporateLand

Why Your Female Boss Is An Incompetent Cunt

Women can’t manage their emotions, so how can they be expected to manage individuals, effectively? Multiple studies have shown that women, on the whole, make for terrible employees and more so, horrible bosses. An article in The Atlantic outlines what everyone has known all along, but are too politically correct to admit: Women who try to lead in CorporateLand rule like petty dictators— are uninspiring and ineffectual. The Queen Bee effect has been outlined before in our Corp

Spring Break: The Week Your Current Wife Blew Out Her Vagina

Mar 14, 2019
7 min

Daily Dose

Spring Break: The Week Your Current Wife Blew Out Her Vagina

Spring Break 2019: Aging American Party-Gurls, aspiring sluts, & future marriage-desperate hopefuls. If there were ever a time period where you could determine, with pin-point accuracy, when a girl's cooter transitioned from a sweet little pink pocket into a mincemeat pie, it would've been at Spring Break. When the average person looks at the stock of photos taken by media covering all of the Spring Break shenanigans down on the warm beaches of Texas, Florida, Mexico and else

Gaslighting: Petty Dictators In The Workplace

Feb 12, 2019
8 min

CorporateLand

Gaslighting: Petty Dictators In The Workplace

CorporateLand, if you have read the book, outlines the many potential landmines in the workplace. Like in all relationships, whether they’d be of a 'romantic' nature or in a workplace setting, it doesn’t matter. The same diseases and symptoms you will find in one, you will surely find in the other. In CorporateLand, sometimes you will come across a co-worker, supervisor, or someone in a position of ‘power’ whom are mentally-ill, jealous, and power-hungry control freaks. One o

Feb 5, 2019
16 min

Failonomics

Poor People Invest In Poor Choices

Your life is the sum of the choices you make. Whether you've chose to invest your time wisely is up to you. And yes, you have a choice in everything you do. You are not a victim of anything unless you allow yourself to become one. The world doesn't owe you anything. This concept is something that poor and stupid people will never get through their mushy, dense heads. As smart people (coincidentally wealthy people) have come to know, time is money. Time is the most valuable co

Feb 1, 2019
8 min

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: No Longer That 'Kind' Of Girl

C|Suite is a men's magazine founded by Frank Cervi. It combines urban/office life-style articles with soft-core pornographic pictorials. In recent years, C-Suite introduced the 'letters' column in which readers send in borderline ridiculous sexcapades, resulting often in explicit and unnecessary detail. No Longer That 'Kind' Of Girl C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: I have a confession to make: I am a 35-year-old female that has been involved in the world of prostitution for over

Jan 14, 2019
3 min

Daily Dose

The Wall: An Undefeated Champion

When you’re at ‘trivia’ night, sitting there with your friends—beers and mixed drinks around the table— a question will come up: List the names of four undefeated champions in sports. Naturally, the women there will not know a single boxer or prized fighter. The guys will probably write down the notables: Floyd Mayweather, Terry Marsh, Rocky Marciano and Ricardo Lopez. However, women can still play along; shout out the best answer that would top all wins combined of every fig

Jan 3, 2019
7 min

C-Suite Letters

C|Suite Letters: The Jobaholic

The Jobaholic C|Suite Letters Dear C|Suite: I am a 27-year old female and I have a big problem in my life right now; I can't stop giving my best friend's boyfriend, handjobs. I just want to set the record straight, first. It's not because I secretly hate my best friend, because she is prettier than I am, has stolen all of my love interests since we were in middle-school, has slightly larger breasts than me, and seems to attract all of the hot AF guys all the time; it has noti

The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part V)

Dec 26, 2018
5 min

About Writing

The Struggles of a Zero-Fucks Author (Part V)

It was the eve of Christmas and I had just finished eating a sandwich at this place called Chandler's; a cafe ran by two fags. I didn't know before hand, but when I walked inside I was greeted by an overwhelming, "Heyyyy." by the owner and his 'right hand' man. The same right hand that probably jerks him off in the broom closet after balancing the till at night. Anyway, the food was great. I didn't want to discriminate; remembering that I am experimenting with my new dark ski

Dec 21, 2018
5 min

Basic Bitch Economics

Sugar Baby PSA

Yesterday, on Twitter, I came across one of the saddest cries for help I have ever seen: A desperate modern 'independent' woman in need of attention and cash. Like the bloated bellies in Africa, these Western women need your help! These 'independent' women are starving.....starving for money and attention that they now have to resort to asking for Sugar Daddy applicants. I know....it is madness! These women are suffering so greatly that they have forgotten Business 101: If yo

Nov 28, 2018
15 min

Daily Dose

Thoughts On The #ThotAudit

The #ThotAudit as of late sheds light on the ongoing battle for the sovereignty of male spaces. If you haven’t heard by now, E-thots are starting to be reported to the IRS for Tax evasion. Of course, the E-thots, titty streamers and cam-whores are upset and for some reason are blaming the men for doing this. It’s not only the E-thots who are shaming and blaming men for reporting, but we have also noticed a lot of White Knights acting on the behest of their Ass Queens. What is

Science & Reality Prove, Once Again, That Men Are Better Than Women At Everything

Nov 12, 2018
11 min

CorporateLand

Science & Reality Prove, Once Again, That Men Are Better Than Women At Everything

The short version of what I am about to outline can be summed up as follows: Everything you see around you is there because a man got off his ass; did something amazing. If women were truly equal to men (both mentally and physically) as they claim to be, then why do we have gender hiring quotas? Why do they need companies to cheat for them in order to get onto company boards and into the higher echelons of the C-Suite? Why do women have to resort to fucking their male co-work

Positively Hot: Why 'Body Positivism' Is For Lazy Fucks

Nov 9, 2018
5 min

Daily Dose

Positively Hot: Why 'Body Positivism' Is For Lazy Fucks

When looking at the thumbnail for this article, ask yourself: “Which version of the above chick would you rather plunge your cock into?” The majority of men (unless you have a BBW fetish) would most prefer to pump away at the skinnier, hotter, tighter and healthier version of the same girl on the right. This chick apparently lost 45 lbs; good for her. Now higher-valued guys are going to want to fuck her; which she wants. I don’t say that sarcastically or in a condescending wa

Why Don’t You Go Get A ‘Real Job’?!: The Words Of A Loser

Nov 9, 2018
10 min

CorporateLand

Why Don’t You Go Get A ‘Real Job’?!: The Words Of A Loser

Losers are everywhere today. Pathetic inferior individuals, who at every turn in their life seek to waste their finite and valuable time here on earth trying to get successful people to fall into the trap mindset of the 9-5; commute until you die and live paycheck-to-paycheck, wondering why they are still not wealthy even though they are making 50k +> a year in their cubicle pen. These same plebs will then waste their time by emailing people like me, or leaving fake reviews o

Dorothy Dix: It's Time for Women to Shut-Up And Go Play in The Corner

Nov 6, 2018
7 min

Daily Dose

Dorothy Dix: It's Time for Women to Shut-Up And Go Play in The Corner

While reading one of my local papers today, I came across an editorial titled, Journalist Dorothy Dix One of the Most Famous Writers of Her Day. If you do not know who Dorothy Dix was, that’s OK. Nobody cares anyway, and nobody should. However, the author of the article I read makes her out to be some sort of hero; an early Red Pilled woman of some sort, who was ‘woke’. Dorothy Dix may have had 60 million readers (mostly all women), but she didn’t get 60 million readers by wr

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