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C|Suite Letters: Teased By The Sorority
A former frat boy laments about the time he was forced to do free labor for a sorority house full of young, hot, tight college chicks.
Jan 9, 202114 min read


Teacher, Kate Boozer (28), 'covered classroom windows and had sex with teen student 100 + times'
In a rare occurrence, an aspiring Chad comes forward to tell his truth.
Jan 1, 202111 min read


Special-Ed Teacher, Andee Lantz, Is Charged With Rape 'for having sex with a 16-year old student'
Another 'Special Needs' teacher does her job correctly.
Dec 28, 20205 min read


C|Suite Magazine's Review Of 'Six Feet From Christmas' (Album), By TheGreatOne, Himself
TheGreatOne, Himself has put out the defining Christmas album of this generation, 'Six Feet From Christmas'. We've reviewed it in full.
Dec 19, 202010 min read


The Kampf Is Over: 100k+ Earned In The Stock Market For 2020
Christmas came early, and so did I; Karen et al on suicide watch.
Dec 9, 20207 min read


C|Suite Letters: Ho-Ho-Hoeing For A PS5
A young woman 'unselfishly' takes a dick in the ass for a PS5.
Dec 7, 20205 min read


Mormon Students Skipped Class To Have Sex With Idaho Teacher, Amanda Steele, In Her Hot Tub
Female Teacher gave male students a difficult choice: Either stay in class, or come have sex with her. First World struggles.
Nov 30, 20203 min read


How This #MomBoss Almost Breaks Even With Yoga & Essential Oils
Karen has a 'journey' to sell you; she swears it's not like other MLM scams.
Nov 28, 20204 min read


Literally Hitler Keeps Adamson BBQ Open, By Doing Some BBQing Of His Own Via Commie Genocide
Adamson BBQ is closed. Don't worry, literally Hitler just opened up his own, on the same property!
Nov 26, 20207 min read


Mother Nature, The Real Misogynist
Look at the fucking thumbnail, a man created that. You're welcome.
Nov 23, 202011 min read


Gym Teacher, Rochelle Cressman, Raped A 14-Year Old And Threatened To Kill Herself If He Told Anyone
Gym teacher, Rochelle Cressman, raped a 14-year old boy then made terroristic threats. Oh, the drama!
Nov 16, 20203 min read


Distracted Drivers Are Losers Who Fuck-up The Day For Superior People
People who text and drive are losers, peons; Rich people don't text and drive because they can afford to hire drivers for them.
Nov 9, 20201 min read


Struggles Of A Zero-Fucks, Author: 2020 Has Been Awful, I'm 14k Shy Of Making Six-Figgys This Year!
2020 has been a struggle; I am 14k short of making 6-figures this year.
Nov 8, 20208 min read


Female Florida Teacher, Kristen O'Brien, Engaged In 'under the blanket palm play' With Teen Boy
Kristen O'Brien got her muff buffed under the blankets by a teen; an awkward meeting with the mom at a Steak & Shake ensued
Oct 26, 20206 min read


Literally Hitler Promotes His New Workout Regime, 'The Reich Way To Working Out'
Literally Hitler promotes his new workout regime, The Reich Way To Working Out!
Oct 19, 20203 min read


Millions Of Women Incensed As Essential Oils Businesses Deemed Non-Essential
What is more worthless, essential oils, or the government telling you they are non-essential?
Oct 16, 20204 min read


Danica Patrick Hits The Wall At 38; Takes Her Bitterness Out On Her ‘Next Boyfriend’
Apparently for Danica, the best way to recover from a break-up is to become super picky, and updatable.
Oct 5, 20207 min read


Former Teaching Assistant, Allyssa Gustafson, Pleads (Guilty) Horny
A 24-year old former teaching assistant is guilty of treating a 14-year old boy's 'special needs'.
Sep 27, 20201 min read


C|Suite Letters: Every Dog Has His Bone
A Wall hitting woman wants to let everyone know how much she loves her fur-baby...
Sep 17, 20205 min read


'The Girlfriend Experience' Has Been Featured In PunchRiot Magazine
My short fiction piece 'The Girlfriend Experience' has been published in PunchRiot Magazine.
Sep 15, 20203 min read
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